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acidrop (f)
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girls c me c trouble just yesterday i was waiting 4 my nxt lecture which was 5 mins interval, and i saw this guy walking toward me, i though he was just going to pass, he came 2 me and asked if i would like 2 be his girlfriend,
nw if u take a look at this guy, he is so blonde that even the hair in his eyebrows were blonde, ofcorse he was a white guy and his shirt was worn inside out, couldnt bear it, just had 2 tell him, and worst of all he didnt even have a phone, he ask me 2 give him my number so he could call me from the pay phone, and he is so not all that, that was like the lamest dude thats ever toasted me
seriously i got freaked out, so if any of u have felt the same holla
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iice (f)
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I was at this big party once with ma sis, we moving from tent to tent to check out whats good. From across the street, dudes start whistling and hollering, suddenly its overlapping words and sentences of 'Sup?' 'Ey?' 'Looking fly!' 'You single?' You got a boyfriend?' All i remember was piecesing laughter like no man's business. So i tell 'em 'What do you think?'
Another happened at my friend's bday, wasnt going to go but he bugged me to go. Nwayz by the pool ma homeboys are chilling, they call me over, we catch up. Then this naija dude says 'This your figure na miss world' (i wonder how my eyes remained in place, because they were really rolling) He says the usual stuffs, i just flew in, i got this businessall i heard was yadda yadda yadda. Then he says, you're boyfriend here? Coz i don't want to be gunned down. So i say na, he aint around. He says, we moving to another venue, why don't you come with me. I say, oh for real? I got stuffs to do, people to talk to and I like where i am right now. Have fun and enjoy! If i don't see you before you leave then Safe Journey, Peace! 
Erhhhh so i got crazy a$$ stories and crazy encounters
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iice (f)
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Originality is deadi mourn 
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acidrop (f)
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Bitches!
and the guys that are disturbing us are what, abi na by force |
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spoilt (f)
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@ acidrop huh?  ?? he was going to call you from a pay phone? God have mercy! maybe he was homeless too. hehehehehehe! |
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acidrop (f)
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ino, what a lozer, only God knows what assured him that i would say yes, that he even had the ordersity to ask me  |
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white`Nkem (f)
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The lamest guy ever wanted to hook up with me was this indian, around 25(i know for sure) but looking like 35, was a bit bald, had a big belley, dressed horribly (for eg: very coloured shirt, sport trousers, leather jacket and ordinary snickers) smelled awful and his teeth were half black (I am not kidding) oh and his natural walk is of a drunk guy! He kept on calling me 'baby, honey etc' whenever he saw me (no matter of my protests) and asked me out continuously. Now I was telling him straight " I DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU. I HAVE A BF" but he was like "it's ok, so can we go out tomorrow?"(what an idiot!!). This whole thing pissed me off sooo bad that if I am to see him on the street I'll run like hell.
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acidrop (f)
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hahahahaha, lol, don't run, trust me they are not worth it,
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mamaput (f)
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Why so rude to turn down a man?
A polite no thankyou will do
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acidrop (f)
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Why so rude to turn down a man?
A polite no thankyou will do
trust me, this kind of guys, no thank you don't come 2 your mind, the first thing that does is u no know your levels ofcourse that happens, remember on my friends beach party, there was this hot guy, i instead of walking on tiled road to and from my bonke, i walk on the sand close to where the guy was and all the tyme, hot sand dey chop my leg, this guy no even notice me. it does happens but the main concentration now is lozer guys lol |
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Cyclone5 (m)
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Give the guy a little credit. Maybe it took him weeks, if not months, to get up the stones to just walk up to you. How many other 'cool' guys would have posed like they were voguing or just disrespected you outright? |
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mamaput (f)
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Whats the talk about level.
I have seen stinking rich people dressed so local you would not believe.
Some of the hate ties and just have one uselless kind to pin up. They take it off once they get into their car.
A low level of today canbe a hig hclass of tomorrow.
What happepns to all the cool people of today in school. Just how cool are they tomorrow.
I do not encourage anyone to look down on anyone.
you never know were you will meet these people again.
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acidrop (f)
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Give the guy a little credit. Maybe it took him weeks, if not months, to get up the stones to just walk up to you. How many other 'cool' guys would have posed like they were voguing or just disrespected you outright? if it took them that long 2 walk down to me, there sure was enough time 2 be presentable and make sure u don't were back of shirt before comming,  Whats the talk about level.
I have seen stinking rich people dressed so local you would not believe.
Some of the hate ties and just have one uselless kind to pin up. They take it off once they get into their car.
A low level of today canbe a hig hclass of tomorrow.
What happepns to all the cool people of today in school. Just how cool are they tomorrow.
I do not encourage anyone to look down on anyone.
you never know were you will meet these people again.
mamaput, when i mean levels i don't mean it in the sense of hw rich a person is or hw poor, 2 be precise, i don't care, but i care about personalities and look, the look describe a person's personality, if the person no fit dress well or buy a phone, he is a small minded person which i will not want 2 get associated with |
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abdkabir (m)
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@ acidrop
Y do i think the white dude is of the village australian stock. You should know better?
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acidrop (f)
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no, no he should know better, because even if they wrote village in his 4head, he was in the city now |
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abdkabir (m)
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Jolly just come.Probably has heard stories about coloured ladies in the city and wanted to try his luck. Fair enough,it seems he met a witty one or maybe it was a prank, the guy has probably been boasting 2 his frnds he could get a girl just like that.
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acidrop (f)
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the guy has been following me 4 long, because when i was trying 2 be polite, i told him i don't have a phone, he was like yesterday i saw u on the phone, stupid stalker
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abdkabir (m)
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loool
If u want i can come keep u company for a while so the guy knows Notin dey Happen.
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acidrop (f)
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hw, all the way from were u dey, were u dey sef?
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abdkabir (m)
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Thats d Question.
I'm nearer 2 u than u'D expect.
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acidrop (f)
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ino were u are now, but u still not that close 2 me, am in sydney
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abdkabir (m)
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So where about Am I.
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acidrop (f)
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u in adelaide, u just told me, u close 2 sea
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abdkabir (m)
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Ha Ha, i see you're current! Gud One!
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acidrop (f)
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so are u in adelaide 4 real or u teasing me
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abdkabir (m)
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Y would i tease a lady just getting over the shock of an unwanted stalking?
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acidrop (f)
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hahahah, u good, u good, lol i believe u now
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