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Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo: 8:19pm On May 16, 2010
Yo mama too short, if she snap passport her legs dey show grin

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo: 8:24pm On May 16, 2010
She too ugly, she go strip joint, them pay her to wear her clothes back

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by segzicres(m): 8:41pm On May 16, 2010
ur mama fat sote when u drop am 4 work wit him yellow rain coat ppl dey shout TAXI TAXI

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo: 12:07am On May 17, 2010
Yo mama too fat sotee her shadow dey weigh 100 pounds

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Nobody: 12:23am On May 17, 2010
ya mama too old wey be say her first christmas na the first christmas
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Jaideyone(m): 2:01pm On May 17, 2010
Lol,
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by olapo(f): 1:44pm On May 18, 2010
yo mama is too dumb dat she sits on the tv and watches the sofa
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 2:20pm On May 18, 2010
Her head too big, na shoe horn she take dey wear face hat. tongue
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by petres007(m): 8:42pm On May 18, 2010
ashmanpolo:

Yo mama too short, if she snap passport her legs dey show

olapo:

yo mama is too dumb dat she sits on the tv and watches the sofa

laff wan kill me!!!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Akosbaba(m): 9:17pm On May 18, 2010
Yo mama dumb sote na parked car hit am
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Tattooboy: 9:26pm On May 18, 2010
Yo momma lean so te u no need to open gate b4 she enter
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Tattooboy: 9:27pm On May 18, 2010
Yo momma lean so te u no need to open gate b4 she enter
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo: 1:51am On May 19, 2010
Yo mama old sote she be waiter 4 last super

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by ashmanpolo: 1:53am On May 19, 2010
Yo mama ugly wey be say if she enter bank, dem go off all d cameras

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Nobody: 10:37am On May 19, 2010
Yo mama is OBJ twin sister, ruling in the ZOO
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 10:43am On May 19, 2010
she too thin. . she nor need umbrella wey rain falls, she go just dodge the drops.

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by dani1luv: 11:08am On May 19, 2010
grin . . see life. .una dey abuse una mama kai
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by dani1luv: 11:18am On May 19, 2010
ur mama so fat sote she dey use paint-roller put on lipstick shocked

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 11:32am On May 19, 2010
. .plus rake dipped in black paint to work as mascara. .guy, na so ya momma big?
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by hectorswag(m): 11:44am On May 19, 2010
olapo:

yo mama is too dumb dat she sits on the tv and watches the sofa
dey say na 4 pidgin, y u come dey blow english for here angry

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by dani1luv: 11:54am On May 19, 2010
lysaa:

. .plus rake dipped in black paint to work as mascara. .guy, na so ya momma big?
Im definately sure you are referring to me. .
^^Lysaa. . I never insulted ur momma so stay-off. .or else I mite be ur no1 enemy on NL Dont letus start a war on this section, .Thanks wink

@ topic
Yo momma so ugly sote monkey dey fia date am
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 12:04pm On May 19, 2010
U dey crase? all the ppl mentioning 'yo momma' here with u inclusive, were they directing it at anybody's real mother? U need to work on u. .cos u're losing it. I told u to stay off my path . .gosh! Abi because u be Mod i nor go drink water drop cup again? abeg shift shift.

. .She too dark, for her night schl na e'day dem dey mark her absent.
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by sylve11: 12:08pm On May 19, 2010
i nor dey o lipsrsealed cool
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 12:15pm On May 19, 2010
na u follow pass johh

yo momma so mumu, she paint her head with lipstick say she dey make up her mind.

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Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by dani1luv: 12:16pm On May 19, 2010
lysaa:

U dey crase? all the ppl mentioning 'yo momma' here with u inclusive, were they directing it at anybody's real mother? U need to work on u. .cos u're losing it. I told u to stay off my path . .gosh! Abi because u be Mod i nor go drink water drop cup again? abeg shift shift.

. .She too dark, for her night schl na e'day dem dey mark her absent.
You are pure hater that what you are. .Oh wTf are you talking about my being a mod. .gosh you'r just so daft for my liking. . my oh my. . now dat I have moved . .what next. . hit me. .  undecided
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by hectorswag(m): 12:26pm On May 19, 2010
@DANI1LUV & LYSAA

make una no take anything here personal o, everything na jus play play smiley
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by dani1luv: 12:35pm On May 19, 2010
^^I dont take things personal. .she took em' that way and I had reply the same way she did. .
I Mod dis section also so I shouldnt do that
Thanks anyway
wink
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 12:57pm On May 19, 2010
sharrap guy, who took what personal? u be real small pikin

@the corcerned one
i tire for the guy o. .he needs to get a grip of himself. undecided
dani1luv:

You are pure hater that what you are. .Oh wTf are you talking about my being a mod. .gosh you'r just so daft for my liking. . my oh my. . now dat I have moved . .what next. . hit me. . undecided
Point of correction, I don't hate u and wouldn't. .U being a mod or whatever nor dey freak me at all. U never told me u've grown enough to deal with me on NL until now that u're a mod whatever. . I could be daft but u certainly sound like a usurper. Do all u can. . I can't be bothered. This is your job but its my fun. deal with it!

. .she too big, she nor need internet! y? she herself na world-wide. grin
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by sylve11: 1:08pm On May 19, 2010
;d cool
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by lysaa(f): 1:28pm On May 19, 2010
. .she be heavy mumu, i tell her make she buy me colored tv, she ask me 'which color?'
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by Hellustic(m): 4:37pm On May 19, 2010
Check this out, yo momma so black the water wey she take bath, dem dey use am dye cloth,
Re: Yo Momma Joke 4 Pidgin by hectorswag(m): 4:52pm On May 19, 2010
Hellustic:

Check this out, yo momma so black the water wey she take bath, dem dey use am dye cloth,

  shocked  shocked  grin grin grin

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