Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed

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nferyn (m)
Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« on: March 17, 2007, 11:04 AM »

spoilt (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #1 on: March 18, 2007, 03:09 AM »

@nferyn
 are you an atheist? what do u believe? just curious!  Smiley
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #2 on: March 18, 2007, 11:57 AM »

Nferyn is not an atheist.  He is the resident atheist on Nairaland.  After me, of course.

UPDATE:  Wow, what a video!  Someone seriously needs to transcribe it for dialup users! Kiss
spoilt (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #3 on: March 18, 2007, 06:08 PM »

@seun
 resident atheist?Huh? hmmmm!!!!  anyway seun u sef na mamber?  Shocked
spoilt (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #4 on: March 18, 2007, 06:09 PM »

@seun
 spelling mistake! i meant member
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #5 on: March 18, 2007, 06:18 PM »

Yes, I'm an atheist like Tai Solarin.  You can read all about that here: www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-4959.0.html

Dial-up users can read the text of the above youtube video here: www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php  It's sweet!  Cheesy
spoilt (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #6 on: March 18, 2007, 06:31 PM »

@ seun
 did u attend mayflower high school ? is that where atheism rubbed off on you?and isnt your full name oluwaseun? are you going to renounce it?
sisimose (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #7 on: March 18, 2007, 06:34 PM »

ah  Lips sealed
sisimose (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #8 on: March 18, 2007, 06:36 PM »

 ;d
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #9 on: March 18, 2007, 08:00 PM »

sisimose, did you not enjoy the video?

spoilt, I have never attended Mayflower, but as an atheist I like to associate myself with the name of Tai Solarin. Wink
sisimose (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #10 on: March 18, 2007, 08:04 PM »

Seun
the video is nothing special, new or groundbreaking Smiley
tafari (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #11 on: March 18, 2007, 08:39 PM »

Quote from: Seun on March 18, 2007, 08:00 PM
sisimose, did you not enjoy the video?

spoilt, I have never attended Mayflower, but as an atheist I like to associate myself with the name of Tai Solarin. Wink

Mr Admin, What do you believe in? Since you do not believe in God. do you worship idols? how do you edify your soul?
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #12 on: March 18, 2007, 08:59 PM »

When I'm feeling low, I watch sitcoms, browse the Internet, and chat with friends.  Wink  I worship nothing.
maxell (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #13 on: March 18, 2007, 09:01 PM »

Quote from: Seun on March 18, 2007, 08:59 PM
When I'm feeling low, I watch sitcoms, browse the Internet, and chat with friends. Wink I worship nothing.

your parents will whip your behind if they find out "you worship nothing" lol
sisimose (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #14 on: March 18, 2007, 09:04 PM »

i am sure they already did, but seun is so stubborn i bet they gave upĀ  Grin Grin Grin
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #15 on: March 18, 2007, 09:15 PM »

I'm not a doormat, if that's what you're trying to say.  Attempts to bully me back into the faith have been made. Wink
tafari (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #16 on: March 18, 2007, 09:51 PM »

@ sisimose, what do you belief in?
spoilt (f)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #17 on: March 19, 2007, 01:17 AM »

@seun
 who was trying to bully you back into your faith?Huh funny! when i'm low i watch sitcoms and that doesnt work? any other tips??  do you plan to raise your kids the same way? just curious.
 you must liase with nferyn a great deal. he must be ur other inspiration aside from the great tai solarin.
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #18 on: March 19, 2007, 08:54 AM »

The reactions to this little piece of satire are actually far more enlightening than anything Hank, or rather Karl, could have come up with  Grin
Hardly anyone who sees the humour in the whole thing.
Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you  Wink

Instructions: Replace Hank with any appropriate and/or applicable deity, replace Karl with any appropriate and/or applicable prophet and/or replacement deity. Repeat until it sticks
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #19 on: March 19, 2007, 02:15 PM »

Some schizmatic accounts on the nature of Hank and his Ass:
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Ginohn/cetera/hankisms.html
dtw_sola (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #20 on: March 20, 2007, 02:41 AM »

nferyn, excellent post.
Circular reasoning/logic amazes me. When you want to make a mathematical or scientific  proof, you use already established principles and definitions to prove theorems. Many Christians, on the other hand will altogether dismiss a more enlightened person has a fool and  discount their argument simply because the bible (which is the object of the argument) tells them so. The mind boggles!  It is impossible to argue with someone like that, and I have generally given up, although some of them do end up coming around.

@Seun, how many posts must I have to join your prestigious group.
Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #21 on: March 20, 2007, 08:17 AM »

Quote
Seun, beware, you should repent or Hank will come to kick the shit out of you
.

Hehe.  Thanks for posting this.  I really, really love satire.
davidylan (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #22 on: March 21, 2007, 03:46 AM »

Quote from: dtw_sola on March 20, 2007, 02:41 AM
nferyn, excellent post.
Circular reasoning/logic amazes me. When you want to make a mathematical or scientific proof, you use already established principles and definitions to prove theorems. Many Christians, on the other hand will altogether dismiss a more enlightened person has a fool and discount their argument simply because the bible (which is the object of the argument) tells them so. The mind boggles! It is impossible to argue with someone like that, and I have generally given up, although some of them do end up coming around.
.
Funny how this so called mathematical theorems are nothing but abstract thinking invented by mere men like you. How tangible is the pythagorase theorem?
You agree that oxygen is essential for life yet you have never seen it?
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #23 on: March 21, 2007, 08:08 AM »

Quote from: davidylan on March 21, 2007, 03:46 AM
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Funny how this so called mathematical theorems are nothing but abstract thinking invented by mere men like you. How tangible is the pythagorase theorem?
You can of course choose to ignore those abstract theorems. I wonder e.g. how many bridges would get built without all these abstract ideas from geometry. Your point?

Quote from: davidylan on March 21, 2007, 03:46 AM
You agree that oxygen is essential for life yet you have never seen it?
I definitely expect better from you, davidylan. It seems that, when religion gets a satirical treatment, you just forget  about the intellectual rigor you aptly apply to other subjects.
Ka (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #24 on: March 21, 2007, 09:09 PM »

Nferyn,

You should know that in matters like this, either you're preaching to the choir or you're uttering unintelligible nonsense.

The clip was amusing, although it doesn't quite capture some of the subtleties of religious belief.
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #25 on: March 21, 2007, 10:05 PM »

Quote from: Ka on March 21, 2007, 09:09 PM
Nferyn,

You should know that in matters like this, either you're preaching to the choir or you're uttering unintelligible nonsense.
A humorous interlude for the choir isn't entirely out of bounds, I would hope  Wink

Quote from: Ka on March 21, 2007, 09:09 PM
The clip was amusing, although it doesn't quite capture some of the subtleties of religious belief.
Have you ever seen satire capturing the subtleties of any belief? I never meant this to be a start of an intelligent debate anyway. I wonder if that's even possible.

Here's another funny cartoon, let's keep this thread sufficiently low brow, shall we  Grin


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Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #26 on: March 21, 2007, 10:09 PM »

@Ka: sharrap, where is your own clip? You just came here to show us how smart you are, right? Mission failed!

@nferyn: nice!  Sometimes, people need to interact with like minds. I think satire primarily benefits those that get it.
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #27 on: March 21, 2007, 10:21 PM »

Another one


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nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #28 on: March 21, 2007, 10:25 PM »

While we're at it


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Seun (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #29 on: March 21, 2007, 10:29 PM »

Hehe.  I liked them all.  My Christian sibling says he doesn't understand the story about Hank's Ass, though.
nferyn (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #30 on: March 21, 2007, 10:33 PM »

Quote from: Seun on March 21, 2007, 10:29 PM
Hehe.  I liked them all.  My Christian sibling says he doesn't understand the story about Hank's Ass, though.
Why am I not surprised
Ka (m)
Re: Kissing Hank's Ass - Religious Logic Exposed
« #31 on: March 21, 2007, 10:36 PM »

Seun,

I don't do clips - I aim for a more refined, subtle approach. Smiley

Oh, by the way - Hank just called. He said he's coming to kick your ass from here to eternity. Be afraid,  be verrrry afraid. . .



Nferyn,

So you've given up? You've finally realised the gap between believer and infidel is too wide to be bridged? Oh dear!!!
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