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Anonymous2 (m)
Who Is The Fastest?
« on: March 21, 2007, 04:15 PM »

Mr A is a hunter, one day as he was doing his thing, he saw an antelope and he fired at it with his gun but suddenly a little boy came out from no where and was in the way between the bullet and the target. Mr A ran past the bullet to the boy and pushed him out of the way so his bullet can kill his target and amazingly, it worked without hurting them!can u imagine?  Undecided

Mr B was on a tree to pluck mangoes for sale. as he shook the tree, he remembered he needed basin to put the fruits in without them touching the ground so, he jumped down got a basin and caught all the fruits he shook down neatly in his basin!  Shocked

Mr C was going to a party dressed in an impeccably white shirt and trousers after a heavy down pour. The muddy ground slipped him but before he fell touching the ground, he had pulled off his white clothes and held them up so they wont get stained.  Shocked

Muhammed ali was in his room one night, he turned off his light from a faultless-switch that was far from his bed. But he was on his bed before the room became dark.   

guys please tell me who is the fastest.  Huh
Muyee (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #1 on: March 22, 2007, 09:59 AM »

uhm, funny. Unimaginable you know
lysaa (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #2 on: March 23, 2007, 10:14 PM »

LOL, its the hunter, considering the velocity at which bullet moves, and he outran it, OMG,

no no no, the guy in white,

no no no, the mango plucker and where do i place the magic of Ali? light travels fastest and he outsmarted it. wow.

Abeg oga, I dont know  Huh carry go  Angry
lysaa (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #3 on: November 07, 2008, 12:21 PM »

this is really interesting just bumped into it again lol
Gabry (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #4 on: November 07, 2008, 12:23 PM »

Muyee, are you Mutee??? Huh Huh  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked
disease (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #5 on: November 07, 2008, 12:41 PM »

@Anonymous2
WHAO!!!!  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked  Shocked

@lyssa
Baby!  Grin
Whats up?
Gabry (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #6 on: November 07, 2008, 12:43 PM »

oh sorry, I forggoten to reply to thread.


@Topic,

Heheh!
dani1luv
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #7 on: November 07, 2008, 01:19 PM »

i am d fastest
origina9ja (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #8 on: November 07, 2008, 01:25 PM »

dan1 luv  Wink
CuteAngel (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #9 on: November 07, 2008, 01:28 PM »

@ joke I culdnt read it but will do dat soon
princesa (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #10 on: November 07, 2008, 01:38 PM »

lazy



@poster
maybe Mr a pr mr B or Mr. C Undecided
wo leave me alone jo Angry
Gabry (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #11 on: November 07, 2008, 01:39 PM »

Fastest ni Fastest ko. . . hmmm. . . . .  Sad I need my Choc milk
phillip001
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #12 on: November 07, 2008, 01:47 PM »

 bros this is old read my past post u will see it, but let me help

the man that see these three men is the fastest




answer this, three people crossed a river at the same time,the first saw the river and pass thru and had contact with the water, the second saw and crossed but no contact with water, the third did not see the river and no contact with the water but they all crossed the river. who are these?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Gabry (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #13 on: November 07, 2008, 02:00 PM »

pilipo  Grin
romsky
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #14 on: November 07, 2008, 02:10 PM »

i hiss in Hausa
tytylayor
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #15 on: November 07, 2008, 02:44 PM »

i hisss in kanuri Angry
Emperoh (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #16 on: November 07, 2008, 02:47 PM »

Fastest ke!!! That means you have never met me. . . . . . . . .
I shot a gun and before the sound went, I did a return journey to the moon.

hhheehee!. . . .  panting. . . . . . .
romsky
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #17 on: November 07, 2008, 02:50 PM »

lazy u
lysaa (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #18 on: November 08, 2008, 08:54 PM »

@disease
i dey o, how body?  Wink

hmm that joke of seeing and touching water is beyond me o. . brb  Grin
krama (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #19 on: November 09, 2008, 09:15 AM »

These kind jokes still exist?  Huh Undecided
cbase (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #20 on: November 09, 2008, 09:56 AM »

just simply laugh, or smile, anyone fit do Angry
Gabry (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #21 on: November 09, 2008, 02:54 PM »

Are you promoting wrinkles?
cbase (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #22 on: November 09, 2008, 09:15 PM »

just some peeps getting on my nerve,

CheesyCheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
how 'bout that? Grin
clemcykul
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #23 on: November 10, 2008, 11:01 AM »

wen dey get on your nerves, dont 4get to get on their arse
lysaa (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #24 on: November 10, 2008, 04:41 PM »

u be arse stalker?  Angry
Jeovy (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #25 on: November 10, 2008, 06:37 PM »

that is no news
sima (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #26 on: November 10, 2008, 07:17 PM »

i  know it's Mr.A
i've done an experiment like this before, n' it turned out A was d fartest. .  Tongue
cbase (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #27 on: November 10, 2008, 09:03 PM »

make una carrry dey go
as I dey feel una soo

No Restrictions
No Inhibitions
Just Oblige Smiley
sima (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #28 on: November 10, 2008, 09:05 PM »

say wetin. .  u no go join us 4 d ride  Angry
cbase (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #29 on: November 10, 2008, 09:17 PM »

how u wan may i take enter dat una craze ride?, I ride with peeps as respectable as moi Smiley
sima (f)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #30 on: November 10, 2008, 09:21 PM »

yea, u're very right my brother. .  u shouldnt join d respectable ride, u should join d crazy one
u know what's good for u jare. .  Grin n' as your therapist. .  i know what's best for u  Cool  Kiss
cbase (m)
Re: Who Is The Fastest?
« #31 on: November 10, 2008, 09:24 PM »

ha ha ha, symptoms of hallucination Smiley, twil wear off though, just take your drugs and sleep. you'd be beta in the morning Smiley
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