Disadvantages Of Living Abroad As To Living In Nigeria

You cannot smoke at work or in most restaurants.

Loud Nigerians with 3 or more cell phones cannot continue their yahoo vocab in restaurants disturbing people with their stupid conversations at the top of their local voices with thick accents.

You cannot hang onto the doors of the bus when the bus is filled up.
You cannot buy porno if you are underaged.lol
You have to (must) queue up to pay for goods in a shop.
You cannot rush gragra to enter bus, you must queue.
You cannot jump the traffic light.
You cannot overspeed
You cannot stop buses anywhere, you must trek to bus stop by force.
You cannot 'bribe' to enter University or even College
There's no epa sise here(cooked groundnut).
You cannot buy anything in a hold-up or go-slow as nobody sells anything.
You have to seek permission to expand your building.

You can't even hand a policeman a $20 bill when he pulls you over for speeding. They call that one bribery, IMAGINE !!!

@Omoge

The more you run away from them, the more they run towards you. I think to myself sometimes that if the oraisa boys grab hold of you bastards, you will see the bottom of a rugged cookin pot ! 

hmnnnn living here, different seasons can be good and bad too.some cold days but what the hell there is snowboarding e.t.c
emmm yes i noticed here u can't just pop into someone's house without letting them know your comin, its not like naija,many people always came to our place.

u will have to wear like 3 shirts before living your house

u will have to pay all your bills ie gas,water, power,them plenty, if not them go take am away.

u cannot play very loud music if not your neighbour go call ascari for you.

when in the train or bus u no fit talk to loud

u can jump cue.

infact nobody send you sef, if u no hol money u are finnished

I agree about the food! 
But things like using a helmet, respecting the
speed limit, queuing up, etc, that's what makes
everything orderly and good for everyone!
I wish naija cud be like that sumtimes. *sniff*

disadvantages,is that there are some african foodstuffs i need that i have not seen here
no 2.what ever i buy from any african shop is not always fresh
no.3 i cannot find ugwu and nchanwu(scentleaf)here
no3.d ukazi leafs are not fresh
no.4.i can't find dano milk here
no.5.making hair here is very expensive
no.6.meat is very expensive here
no7.no boli and groundnut to buy here
no8.u can't prepare d real oha soup here

i could go on and on and on

 

ROFLMAO at roundabout!!
EWO!! lol 

@ LoverBwoy



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~ working like a beast of burden all month, dreaming about your fat pay check but on receiving your pay slip a large chunk has been taken out as taxes

~ u can't ask for favours from people not related to u

~ the bureaucracy involved in getting anything done

~ clubs aren't open all night

~ the sun comes out only about 1 wk in the entire yr

~ no bikes, so if u're late take a taxi or run like mad

~ its unforgivable to be late

~ it costs an arm and a leg to get your hair professionally done

~ white men are all uncircumcised

~ the doctors are clueless about malaria and tropical illnesses

~ your skin dries out like mad

~ u can't just hug people u don't knw really well

~ the beer is too light

~ all shops (except grocery stores) close at six

~ if u get a flat or breakdown, cute guys don't stop and offer to help, u have to call AAA and pay for it

~ the smiles are fake

~ there are no mallams at the end of the street

~ u can't buy single sticks of fags, u hav 2 buy a pack

Bush girl, na only this one u sabi  . . .lol 

  there are just so many disadvantages of living abroad as to living in Nigeria,one, people abroad still expct things to be the same way or terrible when they get back but the truth is that sometimes its not like that.You'll be suprised at the changes u'll see when u go back home,with people and the environment and in most cases,its a good change.
 And you can't just get to do all your razz matazz abroad that makes one feel like a local champion without them looking at u like u are mad or something.Talk about buying fresh veggies,its out of it,if u dnt get to the store,u aint getting nothin.You can't get to sit outside in the balcony and be saying hai to everyone passing and like someone said,the smiles u get are so fake, but its something.
 I miss the buka food,amala especially, like i tell my friends,there is no place like home but we wouldnt have been able to appreciate those little things without missing them.

1.obeying traffic rules or else u get ticket
2. no one way traffic
3. no molue and omo oni danfo
4. no agbero
5.no nigeria food
6. no suya,road side hawkers
7. no blocking of street for party.
8. no tax
9. long hr traffic on third mainland bridge and agege motor road.

enough

Abeg Gimme a Break!!!!
I can list 1mill disadvantages of living in Nigeria as well
Thats how it is errwhere. . . .deal with it!