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The Sly
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I'm going to deal with you Sly!!! Ashewo!  Deal with me with your sex appeal, . . . . .I'm always available. . .  You already know how we do |
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uspry1 (f)
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I noticed too many nigerian abroad living in major cities putting lot of disadvantages listings here.
I do not see NO ONE (nigerian abroad) living in a small rural farming town outside of crowded major city.
Once you settle living in a small rural farming town, you can have:
1. buying live chicken with your own chicken house. Even live goat, cow, turkey, etc. at your own property. Still expensive to buy one. Be sure your house is residential with articulture zone permit.
2. making your own garden to plant your favorite vegetables growing on your rural house that is distance isolated neighborhood. Usually rural house sit on 2-15 land acres surrounding the forest/raw land/farming.
3. buying your own vehicle for commuting to the city for jobs, shopping malls, hospitals where rural farming town lack of. Usually 10-50 miles far away within 1-2 hours drive accessible to the busy traffic highway. No public transportations (city bus, subway, train, taxi) between rural town and city. Usually less than 5,000 to 50,000 resident population in small rural town.
4. happily paying lower cost of electricity, phone, and other utility bills cheaper than city billing system. Different tax both city and rural, not same! Still have to get permission for building new room addition/renovation, shed, deck from rural county office same function as city hall's building permit, but much cheaper fees. Some rural town has installed fiber optic cables for high speed internet connections, some don't! (check out rural town having fiber optic cable installation FIRST before you settle down, not want stuck with dial-up phone modem too slow)
5. having own hunting gun license that allows you as hunter to shoot squirrels, deers, quails, rabbits, any other small hunting animals on your own property for meat reason.
6. still obeying rural town laws the same way as obeying city/state laws, no difference!!! Rural farming town has very lower crime there but too high domestic violence arise because of isloated boring town.
For me, i never see anyone Nigerian abroad living in a small rural town! Is it?
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tipsy289 (m)
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how many foreigners want to live in the rural town when they leave their country?
i accept everything the way it is here, if Nigeria was developed everything will be the same.
and sly, yes u got it man(and i might know you)
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big_bumper (f)
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how many foreigners want to live in the rural town when they leave their country?
i accept everything the way it is here, if Nigeria was developed everything will be the same.
and sly, yes u got it man(and i might know you)
countingTipsy are u in? No. 1 Uspry No. 2 No. 3 No. 4 No . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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tRoOE (f)
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how many foreigners want to live in the rural town when they leave their country?
i accept everything the way it is here, if Nigeria was developed everything will be the same.
and sly, yes u got it man(and i might know you)
Abi oh, I lived in the city my whole life, i don't even seen myself living in a rural town |
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jennykadry (f)
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no correct OKPOROKO,AZU MANGARA,AZU OKPOO,AND AZU MBASA HERE
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oziomatv (m)
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i missed my Mbaise dialet and Aba slangs.
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jennykadry (f)
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no udara(agbalumo) no mango,no azu cord,noting dey hiaaa sef
just stupid white man foods chips and chicken
no akpu,amala,garri,ugwu, and so many other things
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oziomatv (m)
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no udara(agbalumo) no mango,no azu cord,noting dey hiaaa sef
just stupid white man foods chips and chicken
no akpu,amala,garri,ugwu, and so many other things
Na food you come eat for europe? |
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The Sly
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and sly, yes u got it man(and i might know you)
Uhm. . . . . . . how? |
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Blackcat (f)
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Make una stop to complain na all these "you can't do this, you can't do that" make their country good wey we all run leave our own so. I wish naija too go change to "you can't do this, you can't do that" maybe then we go fit visit self  |
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jennykadry (f)
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i don't enjoy d banana and groundnut here unlike d one in naija  ,d olugbu(bitter leaf)here is not fresh not to talk of d ukazi,i don't understand their useless beans here,and to crown it all no round-about or correct shaki meat here,even chicken nyash(ike okwuko)is not here,and that is d sweetest part of chicken |
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Spermdrops
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Absolutely no disadvantages! It is all good! No regrets at all. You do not have to live among animals if you are abroad. |
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jennykadry (f)
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no correct nkwobi and isi-ewu hiaaaaa,no crabs hiaaa,u hardly see snails ,the okro does not draw like correct okro,the egwusi tastes like sugar which is bad,no ube(pear) here,no correct mango,no uncooked groundnut
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sheniqua
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jenny,you're making me hungry nkwobi and Isiewu e be like na soso food you dey miss at least you can eat fried chicken even at 12 midnight |
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jennykadry (f)
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jenny,you're making me hungry nkwobi and Isiewu e be like na soso food you dey miss at least you can eat fried chicken even at 12 midnight abeg apart from my parents na food i dey miss o jare e don tey wey i see azu mbasa,and other types of azu wetin i wan carry chicken do,chicken dey everywhere naa,i dey talk of the nkwobi and isiewu wt maltina to wash down,i dey talk of d point and kill cat fish wey them they use do correct peppersoup,chaiii i miss them all |
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jennykadry (f)
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chai jenny i na etom akpiri nga CHINEKE GOD OF NAIRALAND TRAVEL SECTION CHISIMDInwan nemu nwanyi chisi kedu?ke otu imere?ke kwanu ebe ijere,o tego kwa aka nfuru gi ebea,ahu odikwa?omalicha digi kwanu?ma 3 soldiers gi? |
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chisimdi (f)
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CHINEKE GOD OF NAIRALAND TRAVEL SECTION CHISIMDI
nwan nemu nwanyi chisi kedu?ke otu imere?ke kwanu ebe ijere,o tego kwa aka nfuru gi ebea,ahu odikwa?omalicha digi kwanu?ma 3 soldiers gi?
Nne anom ya holiday mu jst gwu so ebidokwalam oru.ole etu imere,ndi ulo gi kwanu amam na ahu di onye obula |
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jennykadry (f)
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Nne anom ya holiday mu jst gwu so ebidokwalam oru.ole etu imere,ndi ulo gi kwanu amam na ahu di onye obula ahu di fa,ok,anama eche kwa ke di ne nmere nu,nji afu bo mu oyi mu nwanyi chisi?amakwamu na ino bu leave,akwa olu na gazi ofuma? |
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Novice1 (m)
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~ white men are all uncircumcised @ Hottess, how u come take know? |
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