Hmm!

Let me help you out since you do not care anymore.

Please, he has multiple ID's and should ban himself too!
Well, what do we expect really?

When you live at home with your parents at almost 40?

It was fun while it lasted.

Please go and delete all IDs of mine, from MILITIA to this lame one Abagana83. . . I am so ashamed of being associated with your website full of morons like you.

Please do so fast! Idiot like you with all the multiple names you use to launder your crooked deek around Nairaland. Then like your phock and repent useless members you hypocritically ban others for a crime you are most guilty of. Ban your mama and your papa next. If your website was not trashy with deeks and pussies flying all over the place, perhaps I would not be part of that kind of party. But since trash is all you are about. . . I thought I'D help you out a little bit. You Idiot!
Useless website with a useless owner with absolutely no idea of how to control it. Please go and get a real job!
Gosh! My hubby will be proud of me. He actually came up with this idea to make sure I never visit Nairaland again! Happy birthday honey. . . I did it! Your birthday present is getting off Nairaland for gooooooooooooooooood.

GOODBYE PHOCKING NAIRALAND. . . .THE JUJU NO CATCH ME PASS ONE YEAR. YOU SUCK! DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE!!!!
SEUN OSEWA, GOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
AND. . . . YOU SURE IS UGLY! YOU PHOCKING MONKEY BUTT!
I IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
FREEDOM, FREEDOM AT LAST! POW POW! POPPING CHAMPAGNE AND CELEBRATING WITH A GOOD PHOCK IN THE PLANE NOT IN A LUXURIOUS BUS!
Never to even log on to this useless website out of curiosity.
Off to Naijaryders website jare! 
A new way of keeping awake. I hope you did not loot the coffers of Ogun state to own Naijaryders too. I no wan smell your filthy arse for there at all!

I could keep resigning and resigning on this your stupid website like I need it for something. But to prove to myself that you ain't all that and a bag of amala chips. . . .I have that much self control. You and your website are frankly not worth a single wind of my fart!
GOOD RIDDANCE TO BAD FILTHY RUBBISH! I did it my way. . . .kiss my arse I say! You fool. No go marry! Stii dey sleep for your mama bed! Now do your phocking worst for I am done with your ugly arse and your useless website. Use the surviving members of Nairaland for your money making daily bread rituals. I say the juju no catch me. My head too strong.
You bloody wimp!