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spoilt (f)
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some nairalanders can process garri from scratch to finish. from sticking the sticks into the ground, to harvesting, to grinding , to putting it in the jack, to frying it and bagging it. then squatting to put it on their heads and carrying it to the market to be sold. its a gift and should be included in ones resume.  |
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ayefele200 (m)
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if u want to join, simply sign up on, OMOGESMOKE.GARRI.ORG, the requirements are SOCIAL SECURITY,BANK PIN NO,resident address and ur ATM CARD, then u good to go
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spoilt (f)
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atm card to do what? to pay for graters? and garri grinding engine ? |
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ayefele200 (m)
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for the FEE, its $20 per month, still interested?, but if u want to be a premium member its $50 per 3 weeks
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omoge (f)
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lol you guys wan kill me with laughter, LMAO omy Lord, haha, hehehe, Spoilt and Osisi, kini now, shee efe pour sand sand ninu garri mi ni, lol just joking. You guys made me laugh so hard my oyinbo roommate dey look me like say i dey craze, lol I grew up in Barracks where lots of garri was processed. my dad has cassava farm too and we do harvest our cassava in making garri for the house instead of buying, So my family NEVER buy garri for use in the house. so i can make garri (i hate frying, got my hands burnt alot the first time i tried it. so mom don't let me fry garri  ). There are people who come from the villages to peel for money. they do it all and also frying too while mom paid them and go for her business. Me and my sis stop by to see that everything is done well. ayefele200, haha, lol that was hilarious. Nah, it should be free please. Ha! Ibadan na garri land too, you know abi? |
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omoge (f)
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If you live in the barracks, it's likely your family produce its own garri. Many families (including mine) have cassava and corn farms. We have a huge cassava and corn farm where my parents pay jobs to clear after planting since dad is always traveling and mom has her business to run. I watch those working those garri machines, not something a young lady can do, those muscle guys dey plenty. Mine was to make sure those helping my mom did it well. And when I visit the village, my young self helps granny. Mind you, the process of making garri you all loved isn't easy  by the way, I don't have a former life. Life dey kampe omoge abeg make you no vex but you work for garri factory for your former life? [/quote |
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omoge (f)
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Na so I see am biko my dear I see the same thing o.
The girl knows all types of garri from harvesting to drinking
don't u know she's a DISTRIBUTOR in garri business
Wrong, that's not true. Can't claim that, smile sister. |
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software (m)
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na wa ooooooooooooooooooooo
My Gari people i hail ooo,
please for those in the US and UK,
please, i need to know if those oyinbo people dey Smoke Gari,
please lets think of ways of how we could possess them with that same spirit,
I mean making them smoke Gari + Kuli Every Afternoon, Like it is been done here in Naija
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spoilt (f)
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@ omoge i didnt know people peel cassava for a living. na wa oh. I'm getting stressed out at my job maybe peeling a mountain of cassava will be easier. |
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omoge (f)
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what? what world are you in Spoilt? You don't know? garri is the most sought after food in nigeria. not even rice is up to garri you know. and who do you think is responsible for the peeling to feed the million people in nigeria ? It ain't free. Yes they do peel for money/living and true, the Labours of our heros past shall never be in vain. When next you smoke garri, Say a prayer to those under the sun and shade peeling cassava for your stomach . I read some years ago that Marriam Babangida was trying to invent a machine for peeling, don't know the outcome of that project. Spoilt, i don't think ajebutters will be able to handle a sharp knief to peel cassava o . I have watched and it's ain't funny I tell you. Once I tried to peel cassava I cut my hands real bad. I still carry the mark on my 2 and 4 fingers. And ma love me too much to let me pass through that again, music: All hail the farmer, peelers and fryers. and the Soaketh and Smoketh they ain't know what they do |
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spoilt (f)
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truly the labours of our heroes past shall never be in vain.  this garri love of mine has just doubled ten fold. i want to thank all who peel cassava for a living to put garri in all our bowls. I'm indeed thankful.  |
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omoge (f)
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if you mean it, go thank them for village and where they peel cassava, no sidon for front of Kompura dey thank them lol between, do you notice the garri they sell here? looks like something eh i don't know  , I don't buy it. |
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spoilt (f)
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i bought ghana garri because its all i could find. it was floating in the water.  anyway i just got my consignment from naija. enough to last a lifetime. without garri, i am nothing! |
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babyosisi (f)
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i bought ghana garri because its all i could find. it was floating in the water. anyway i just got my consignment from naija. enough to last a lifetime. without garri, i am nothing! May God deliver your garri-laden soul |
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frankiriri (m)
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May God deliver your garri-laden soul
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spoilt (f)
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my cousin's room mate in university was chinese. he loved drinking garri. I'm serious. my cousin would go to school with a big bag of garri and the chinese guy would help him finish it. that's funny. anyway i heard chinese people can eat (or drink) anything! i should invite him to this thread. |
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ikamefa (f)
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what won't i give for very dry and sour ijebu garri now! now! |
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spoilt (f)
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@ikamefa kpele and i have a big bag here. my mom just came and brought enough garri to sink the titanic! I'm trying to make you jealous. |
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ikamefa (f)
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My dear you have succeeded oh! all i want this days is garri ijebu ! garri ijebu  the garri we get from bronx terminal market here,God only know where that thing came from no taste,no nuttin! spoilt abeg hook a sista up with some ijebu garri jare ! just pass it through your puter! " " |
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ronnie-slimz (f)
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just pass it through your puter! " " yes oh! spoilt she's really in need of it. . make it fast!! |
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babyosisi (f)
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The supply I justly acquired recently is useless
It tastes like drinking ashes but I have no choice.
I've tried it with peak milk,nido no change.
I feel like asking for a refund!
If not that I aready drank some out of desperation,I would have gone to make trouble at that store for selling me fake,adulterated garri.
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ayefele200 (m)
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since i got to AMERICA, spent 367 days, smoked garri for 350 days, so so so AWESOME,
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spoilt (f)
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The supply I justly acquired recently is useless
It tastes like drinking ashes but I have no choice.
huh? thats serious oh! we demand a refund. whether already consumed or not! did they give you a receipt? |
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ikamefa (f)
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huh? thats serious oh! we demand a refund. whether already consumed or not! did they give you a receipt? LMAO! yes now its possible to get a receipt oh |
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debosky (m)
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No Refunds No Returns. once you soak part of the garri, story don finish the garri I got from Atl last xmas isn't that good, but it was a free gift from my friends mum (love that woman). man cannot complain as they say half bread is better than puff puff |
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ikamefa (f)
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God only know where they get the garri they sell here in the US from its not like the sour-sweet original garium sulphate i know back home,
the kind vex wey i dey vex when i soak this yeye one wey i get heh?
the thing tastes like grounded cement !
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spoilt (f)
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my heart bleeds for y'all. i have the authentic thing chilling in my cupboard. i wish i cud give you guys i mudu each of fine , nice, dry gaff. take the garri back to the store and tell them it caused your tummy to bloat and you are going to sue. that should get you one or two free mudus |
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maa_doe_pa (f)
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garri is a great contraceptive - according to my mummy.
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spoilt (f)
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garri is a great contraceptive - according to my mummy.
ha! if that was true, most nigerians would be infertile by now! |
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maa_doe_pa (f)
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Are u saying my Mummy is a liar? Spoilt - u r a shogologobangoshe.
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