Do You Like Smoking Garri?

never heard of oron garri before. guess its yellow garri. don't like drinking yellow garri. its better swallowed. have never tried garri with fish. your mouth will boom badly the next day.

all those who want garri should forward their application to me. 2 line spacing. with your picture attachment. 

Dear ma

with reference to your post number 481 on the garri smoking thread, I hereby tender my application for garri supply.
I am an avid garri consumer, but due to my sojourn outside the borders of the homeland, I have been experiencing a
very painful shortage of correct smokable garri. I would be most grateful if my application is accepted. please ma don't
delay, I don't know how long i can continue without garri. my sanity is at stake.

tanks for your assistance

signed

Debosky

am in love with garri hausa

Where did we get this 'smoking garri' from? Do we 'smoke' or 'drink' garri?

Back to the question; Yes, I like drinking garri.

trust you to put in an application. you must need the gaff badly.  your application is under consideration. but where is the cover letter? 

tahst very true,  i love smoking garri with fresh fish ,  its kind of hard to get the good garri stuff, ijebu garri is the best i got in texas here, no sugar needed , all the way baby !

Very funny. What wont the love of garri do

tried smoking it the other day, EWWW
it just didn't taste right.
dnt think i'll be doing it again.

sorry.
I've run out of good Ijebu garri.
I'm left with the Igbo lumpy one that I have to sieve before smoking.
All that hard work just to drink common garri

babyosisi
you have to work first before you enjoy. no pain no gain.

Hnmnmnm! yawning!

What a sunny day
Having been beaten by the inevitable sun of my mother land
I finally made it home
Gosh! need something extremelly chilled to step it down
opening the refrigerator and doing a quick scan .  . . . .
Coke . . Nope!
5 Alive nope!
Kunnu . . NOPE!
Zobo . . .Nope!
Pinto .  ,    (Never mind! only the ijinle panpams can decode  )
Then it struck me like lighten . . . ,  . .

G4 . . . 
Garium Sulphate . . . 
Leebu . . . 

Okay, decision taken, now forthe preparation . . . . .

1st, reach for a round 555  (don't enjoy G4 in other countainers of different shape and material)
Grabbed a ragolis bottle (1.5l) of chilled water
Measured the "Leebu" with the "bend bend" peak milk thin  - old and faithful, it has  always given me the correct measurement in years!
With the leebu carefully measured inside the 555, I poured half of the ragolis water (actually refilled with tap water) on it. Stirred it and alllow it to settle (did I hear you say "then drain the water") No way!!! Garium water don cause palaver before o! - reserverd for aother tread. . . back to the prep, and guess what? you got it, drain the water, BUT by sipping it slowly  then stopped when it .  ,   , Hey! what about the dirty floating on the water? That it why Leebu is my favourite.  ,  no dirty, no sand, just pure white and very fine!!! Can't beat it! 
Anyways, after the draining, added half of the remaining chilled water leaving a quater behind (G4 Maths),  I know added sugar. For me, granulated or any other brand will not do except St louis. And my lucky number is six cubes
and a pint of salt to taste  you'D better believe me! and even give it a shot. Then added six cubes of iced block for continuous cooling  Now time to  . .   . . smoke? wack?drink? or whatever? Nope! Not yet one more ingridient and this is my favourite partAdded G-nuts, not bottled one o! The one from omoelepa that one needs to peel of the cover. This is coming last for a purpose! anyone that can guess right will get a bag of Leebu from me, posted to you wherever you reside on the surface or earth. After peeling the the G-nuts, I simply added the whole lots, like =N=50 worth and . . . . . ,  . . ,  .  . ,  .

TO BE CONTINUED  . . . You don't want to miss the different styles of "SMOKING" the G4 especially the rinsing the 555 with extra water other than the quater remaining. Hang out with me!

yes o my sister,  Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the guy get hot passion for Gari,   

Anybody dey sell garri here?

How much?Give me details

Hey! Solve the riddle in my last post and get a bag (200KG) of GARRI - FOC -  delivered to your door step! No joke 

u guys are so hilarious in here.ive been laughing my head off reading the thread.
i popped in to pay my allegiance to garium (is it g2 or g4,not quite sure)
my love for garri has my mum wondering because the belief is that it is only yorubas who dig garri
At times one may have eaten a very good meal but there is no satisfaction until it is topped with the correct combo of garium and g-nut or coconut,
what could be better and the best thing is,it has no time limit,any day ,anytime,give me garium and I'm good to go.

_{i don't think the eyes thing is true,if so i would have been using a thick lens ,I'm not even using a thin one}