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Labans (m)
A New Army Captain
« on: March 26, 2007, 02:29 PM »

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges".
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?",
No . not really, sir, They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."
kay9 (m)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #1 on: July 21, 2008, 05:47 PM »

 Grin Grin Sick-o!!!!
mohawkchic (f)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #2 on: July 21, 2008, 06:14 PM »

~LMAO . . Captain Must have been REALLY desperate!!
lexicon (m)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #3 on: July 21, 2008, 06:23 PM »

Crazy sergeant,  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
Abbygyal (f)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #4 on: July 21, 2008, 06:41 PM »

lmao
clemcykul
Re: A New Army Captain
« #5 on: July 22, 2008, 09:02 AM »

*grins*
segunpc (m)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #6 on: July 22, 2008, 09:38 AM »

@ post

good one.
Temivict (f)
Re: A New Army Captain
« #7 on: July 22, 2008, 10:38 AM »

Nice one
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