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olanmuis (m)
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Permit me 2 bring 2 yr notice a new trend i have been observin lately. I have observed that some ladies whether in an attempt to get pleasure or out of untold carelessness tends to place there boobs behind the the arm a guy. For randy guya this has been lots of fun, as they go on and on arm pounding the protusion, a lot of heat is always generated in the proces etc.
4 some of that do not appreciate this arrasement, we will apreciate our ladies to be more conscious of there sittin style in commercial buses.
Pls u can tell us yr experience, nasty, lovely embarassing whichever.
Some ladies have been equally arrased by guys who want to give then the arm pound style in buses, share yr experience,
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olanmuis (m)
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Am sure am not the only guy who has got this experience, I mean many are a time U board a bus only to find yr self sitting nxt to a lady. The nxt thing you notice is that yr arm is almost on her boobs, at timex, a nice guy readjusts only for the lady to press closer, in which he might just have pretend and play along.As a matter of fact some guys and chics looks forward to having this experience in commercial buses.
I was returning frm work on thursday last week, and I had this arm pounding experience, the lady in question has an average sized full based boobs, she was all out, I had to pretend and played along, the road was really bad as it rained in the metropolis,, enough arm pounding on d thing, she got so high, we had to drop at the same stop and,
Le's share this experience, dont play naive, we all must have heard, seen, or participated at some point.
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pope732901 (m)
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319 Views no Comment? na wa O.
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Ceeno E vu
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Thank God for God. make I no lie, I don do am before plenty times. The woman no need to invite me self. only me dey find fine girl wey I go sit close to her. one woman don slap me bifor sha but I had to quickly return the harassment bifor people go come dey support her against me. to make matters worse, we dey head for obalende and I no know if she get supporters there.
Anyway, as I talk before, thank God. if all the breasts wey I don press for this world donate one bra each, e go full one mini bus such that it will be hard for any passenger to sit down. Now when I look back i wonder where the confidence came from if not for devilish madness.
I remember one young woman, we were sitting at the last row of the bus, when I press boobs and she no talk, i take hand touch, after then I carry hand go touch her yansh. na den she come look me like say "wetin dey do you" but I new the look was not a serious one. na just to say make dem nor say I nor talk. I stopped for a few minutes before I resumed on the breasts. when we both got down at ojota, i asked her if she was not in a hurry and if I could buy her a drink. we went to one hotel in ojota got a room, ordered for drinks and we had a "drive thru" sex. I couldn't believe I could do that. I don't drink alcohol so it was not like i was intoxicated.
Maybe I should go and join Holyeye to talk about my experience. only that my story nor go sweet like his own. because me I be actor, na hide i dey hide do all these things. i nor even get one friend wey I fit tell say I do anything like that.
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Novacaine (m)
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Are you guys serious? this is some really funny stuff
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almondjoy (f)
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Permit me 2 bring 2 yr notice a new trend i have been observin lately. I have observed that some ladies whether in an attempt to get pleasure or out of untold carelessness tends to place there boobs behind the the arm a guy. For randy guya this has been lots of fun, as they go on and on arm pounding the protusion, a lot of heat is always generated in the proces etc.
4 some of that do not appreciate this arrasement, we will apreciate our ladies to be more conscious of there sittin style in commercial buses.
Please u can tell us yr experience, nasty, lovely embarassing whichever.
Some ladies have been equally arrased by guys who want to give then the arm pound style in buses, share yr experience,
This is hilarious! Please where do you guys live? And what do you do for a living to be jumping from bus to bus caressing boobs?  Place my boobs behind the arm of a guy? Na rope?   I don't think they are that long enough! Most of us have cars and do not catch buses to be fingered or pounded by dudes without permission. Any girl who experiences such will definitely not have access to the internet since she is too busy hopping from molue to molue being massaged by bus conductors and the like. If we go through such "services", it is usually with an extended invitation to the lucky guys intended for such services. Maybe those babes who catch the London underground or the New York Subway in rush hour train traffic rides can shed more light on this boob pounding escapades! Over to Y'all!  WTF!!!!  |
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Yanga Rat
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Thank God for God. make I no lie, I don do am before plenty times. The woman no need to invite me self. only me dey find fine girl wey I go sit close to her,
Anyway, as I talk before, thank God. if all the breasts wey I don press for this world donate one bra each, e go full one mini bus such that it will be hard for any passenger to sit down. Now when I look back i wonder where the confidence came from if not for devilish madness.
, we went to one hotel in ojota got a room, ordered for drinks and we had a "drive through" sex. I couldn't believe I could do that. I don't drink alcohol so it was not like i was intoxicated.
Maybe I should go and join Holyeye to talk about my experience. Ceeno E vu and Hiyano Evu. Nna that name fit you like how as biya-biya been dey fit buffalo correct, because na YOU be the " Original 'Tory Master and Wafi Yarnologist when we elder dem been done tell us say e'go soon land for Nairaland, come begin dey take correct broken language fall everbody down with laugh wey no dey gree stop. In fact , me self I siddon think about how many brazier dem go need to donate to reach one full danfo minibus, and from there I know say this one na real testimony we dey hear so. Bra. Ceeno don take him hand press better thing PLENTY for this life, and may Almighty God direct many more fine breast to jam ya hand for inside Molue bus. Amen |
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Ceeno E vu
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almondjoy,
If you sit down beside a man and you put your arm on the seat's back rest, directly behind the man, you will find your bobbs directly behind the guy's arms (somewhere around the elbow and just a little above the elbow, depending on your heights). That is not a function of length. the fuller the easier and more obvious though. Of course you won't try that in US or UK. na jail straight. you will need to plead insanity to get out of a long incarceration
I live in Lagos (Ikeja then Lekki-Ajah axis). You won't believe if you see my face. innocent and gentle looking. epitome of a gentleman. but all na lie. the heart dirty pass gutter under obalende bridge.
I was almost sad when I bought my first car (1998) since I though I won't have opportunities like that again. But I was able to use traffic as an excuse to continue hopping buses. There are also some areas in Lagos that I won't drive to unless there are like 3 or 4 of us going as a group and we don't want to hop buses.
Anyway, like I said earlier, all na madness. I still laff when I remember but I laff more at my stupidity than out of fond memories.
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lucabrasi (m)
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This is hilarious! Please where do you guys live? And what do you do for a living to be jumping from bus to bus caressing boobs? Place my boobs behind the arm of a guy? Na rope? I don't think they are that long enough! Most of us have cars and do not catch buses to be fingered or pounded by dudes without permission. Any girl who experiences such will definitely not have access to the internet since she is too busy hopping from molue to molue being massaged by bus conductors and the like. If we go through such "services", it is usually with an extended invitation to the lucky guys intended for such services. Maybe those babes who catch the London underground or the New York Subway in rush hour train traffic rides can shed more light on this boob pounding escapades! Over to Y'all! WTF!!!! a lot of people take buses in nigeria and its not as a result of not being able to buy a car and i dont realli think you should conclude that they get fondled by molue conductors and the like as that is not a fair comment on nigerian girls, whats so special about internet,even in nigeria when there are lots of cyber cafes and even some of these people have computers in their offices,seems like its been a while you v visited nigeria as things have certainly moved on a very long way and as for comparing them with babes who catch london underground,you should get the facts right because girls and even most people who catch the london underground work in the city and that means majority of them have high class and very well paid jobs and only catch the underground because of parking spaces not because they cant afford to, i dont know about new york subway but your comment on london underground is totally wrong |
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micklplus (m)
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ceeno E vu the greatest breast fondler of the century !!
U don try well well for your life oooo
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gentledove (f)
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@ Poster, is it only boobs men feel, some even want to stick their 'god-forsaken-d--k' into your arse. Jeez! they particularly sit at strategic places to make sure that they finger-mess a lady in the bus. i slapped a guy recently around 825pm on my way home at night. he entered and was feeling so good about himself. i was sitting at the back and he joined me. it was dark. no light in the bus. as we approached Ijora 7up, he started moving endlessly on his seat. i was bending down, about to doze off. he unzipped. the sound of the zip made me stay awake as i bent my head. he started fondling with his d--k. i smiled secretly as i watched free show. he then placed his hand across my space at the back and wanted to started fondling with my boobs. i pushed him away. WARNING NO. 1. he readjusted and kuku ma bring out his 'ugly-looking wire he called d--k'. i saw the thing and felt like throwing up. the other people were fast asleep. he then said, 'just a touch will make us enjoy this ride babe'. i smiled again. he then crossed his leg to my side and when i saw that he really meant business, i held the d--k that has no NAFDAC Number and gave him a hot slap. he screamed, saying 'what the hell is wrong with this babe?' the rest was history. he was pushed out of the bus at parklane. he felt so embarrassed as people rained curses at him. i wonder how a well-suited up guy, having the lapel of one of the leading banks on his coat, engage in such an unholy act. i guess a lady must have permitted him to do it before. so sad. the same applies to some ladies too. they purposely make sure their breast is resting on the guy's elbow. no be small thing we dey see for this life o. chei!  |
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Easybaby (f)
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laughing my cute ass off @gentledove 
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enque (f)
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@ gentledove
my sista, u do well slap d unfortunate mugu well well, hope say d slap dey resoundin nd tin ring wela 4 im ear, so dat next time im go padlock im d**k wen im see woman,
yeye man wey no gather imself
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stave9ja (m)
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many times the ladies are at fault
though its been a long time since i had the singular honour of going by molue or danfo but one thing i have noticed in the past is that ladies treat their b**bs as if it is a normal as the arms and feet.
you wuill descover that a young lady will sit by your side pressing her b**bs on your arm till you notice. i belive due to the fact that guys are turned on by these offending female member the female folks should pack it in well and protect it from harming we guys
its an assult because once she presses her b**bs on a guy he notices and goes crazy, he will probably forget his change with the conductor or pass his bus stop.
its unfair
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Ceeno E vu
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A lady had actually massaged my privates in a taxi before, but I was sure we both agreed to go that way before I brought out my "smallie". we were both sitting at the back seat of a station wagon travelling from Ibadan to lagos in the evening. Only two of us in the back. we were the last passegers to board the taxi and we came in almost together, we kind of got familiar as soon as we boarded so fellow passengers thought we were lovers. She gave me her address in lagos and Ibadan but God forbid!!! I nor fit pursue that kind of adventure.
By the way I don press boobs pass my b/stop too. once when I was in UI (university of Ibadan), I followed the bus all the way to Ojoo (last B/stop) because the pressing started just as we were getting close to UI.
Bad bad life.
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StanP (m)
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men i have experienced that a few times.
Some ladies with big boobs always give you a little bit of fun especially in a tight bus, some ladies will sit at the back seat put their arm across your neck and look away .As a sharp man we no de dull himself i go just first use my back dey caress the thing and then wait for her reaction if she pretends like nothing is happening i will proceed but i don't have that kind of liver to now use my hands to start rubbing the kini kon , men i wish i hav that kind of courage ooh i know they won't refuse especially if you look responsible and handsome
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saucekid (m)
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i tell no tales
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OMO IBO (m)
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a lot of people take buses in nigeria and its not as a result of not being able to buy a car and i don't realli think you should conclude that they get fondled by molue conductors and the like as that is not a fair comment on nigerian girls,
whats so special about internet,even in nigeria when there are lots of cyber cafes and even some of these people have computers in their offices,seems like its been a while you v visited nigeria as things have certainly moved on a very long way and as for comparing them with babes who catch london underground,you should get the facts right because girls and even most people who catch the london underground work in the city and that means majority of them have high class and very well paid jobs and only catch the underground because of parking spaces not because they can't afford to, i don't know about new york subway but your comment on london underground is totally wrong
thumbs up to this post. for some reason some people think say to own a car and have internet at home is a big deal. little do they know that theres something called traffic or better still go slow. its better catching the train or bus to work. actually, the only ppple who drive cars these days especially during weekedays are sit-at-home-jobless mums. owning a car and having internet is no longer a big deal to the average nigerian in nigeria. i just can't get my head around some people who come on here to tell us what they have and what they don't have. really, what r they driving at? |
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almondjoy (f)
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Nairaland parrot with no original ideas. Please join sista Dorothy in the "Wizard of Oz" to see if a brain can be given as a gift. So you can at least think with your arse! |
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4 Play (m)
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Na sexual frustration dey cause this kind of thread.
The OP is just a horn dog suffering from confabulation.For all we care,the girl may have been sitting at an arm's length away,but his fantasy made him think she was rubbing her boobs on him.
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brownbonno (m)
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thumbs up to this post.
for some reason some people think say to own a car and have internet at home is a big deal. little do they know that theres something called traffic or better still go slow. its better catching the train or bus to work.
actually, the only ppple who drive cars these days especially during weekedays are sit-at-home-jobless mums.
owning a car and having internet is no longer a big deal to the average nigerian in nigeria. i just can't get my head around some people who come on here to tell us what they have and what they don't have. really, what r they driving at?
I am sure you are refering to the BRAGGARTS in NL.Especially those that manage to escape the shankles of poverty in Nigeria and find themselves in the western world,have forgotten so soon where they are coming from(Shame). |
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bluehorizo (m)
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I am sure you are refering to the BRAGGARTS in Nairaland.Especially those that manage to escape the shankles of poverty in Nigeria and find themselves in the western world,have forgotten so soon where they are coming from(Shame).
True yarn. |
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almondjoy (f)
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Oh yes! I escaped well well! While most of you can only remain in Nigeria imagining that "boobs" are stroking your deeks in back of molues! When your mates are getting the real things in other countries including Togo and Ghana, all you can do is fantasize! Dummies! Find your own escape route please and stop dreaming and masturbating behind dilapidated buses looking to old market women or ladies' titties with banana looking stretch marks and varicosities to squeeze or smell! Hoping you will get some milk for your akamu when you get home to eat your only meal for the day. Who dey catch bus for Nigeria if not local smelling undeodorized armpitted bush meats like you guys here? Local touts! Church rat sufferheads! Sufferheads! Please go and mount road blocks as usual from your full time jobs. . . and save enough money to buy one of your "Tokunbos" over there. Then meet your fate in your hazadous potholes as you fantasize about vaginas and breasts most of you are not privileged to even smell in your conscious moments. When you escape the jungle of Africa what will you do. . . become rapists. . .since most of you have never seen a naked female or male in your lives. Onitsha market Bush pigs! Impotent from birth with undescended testicles still lodged way up in your intestines! Village EUNUCHS, only fit as sacrifice for deaf primitive gods! |
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gilgee (m)
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AJ wetin concern ONTISHA for here na? You wan cause gbege abi?
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almondjoy (f)
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Nothing against Onitsha per se. It is just were you find the dirties of pigs eating from the refuse heaps over there! Multi-colored and slimy looking like some buffoons on this thread! Who have not even learned to wash their arses after taking a shit in their backyard shalangas in Nigeria over there! |
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gilgee (m)
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You are bad mouthed oo. . . see life! |
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almondjoy (f)
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You are bad mouthed oo. . . see life! For those who so deserve it. Thank God for moderators I so respect and admire. . . don't care what their ages are. I would have written more than that to those village, bobby squeezing morons up there!  |
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gilgee (m)
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Nobi their fault na. You no understand? Na lack of enough boobie dey cause am for them. They are under boobied by their gfs if they have one oo. But some Nigerian guys are shameless oo. You harass woman come still get mouth dey talk am. |
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Jaygermann (m)
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, wow!! pretty fascinating taking out so much venom on people who r trying to xpress themselves. u don't have to like wat they say but never feel that u have the monopoly of insults and harsh words because nobody dey carry last 4 here u dumb mess
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