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abohrandy (m)
Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« on: March 29, 2007, 08:54 PM »

Guys, lets put our heads together n let us do this thing.
Help those who think they can't do this thing!!!
busygirl (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #1 on: March 29, 2007, 11:17 PM »

Speak 4 urself----if u can't!
Dojo (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #2 on: March 29, 2007, 11:25 PM »

Mine is very simple, although based on my mood and where I am at a particular time.

Example; As I'm looking at you, I feel like toasting you. Undecided
manntee (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #3 on: March 29, 2007, 11:34 PM »

i am attracted to your smile, it warms my cold heart and brings it to life please dont deny my heart of this warmth
LondonCool (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #4 on: March 30, 2007, 01:22 AM »

Quote from: busygirl on March 29, 2007, 11:17 PM
Speak 4 yourself----if u can't!


Busygirl, When I saw your picture I knew that Heaven must be missing an Angel !! (Howz the sea-side?)
busygirl (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #5 on: March 30, 2007, 01:26 AM »

Thanx Londoncool, nyways d sea-side is fine---still a lil bit cold.
sexlover
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #6 on: March 30, 2007, 08:19 AM »

@busygirl, your lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how your lipstick tastes on them
Dojo (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #7 on: March 31, 2007, 12:12 AM »

Let's bet, i can kiss your lips without touching you.
ov
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #8 on: March 31, 2007, 12:31 AM »

baby, u r the only cockroach in my cupboard?
NO, lets try this: u r the only sugar in my tea?
NOPE, try this: u r the last credit on my phone? Grin
Sorry: baba's face is a true reflection of the love i have for you Shocked (she'll simply pour hot water on you) Grin
u know u are a reality of all i ever dreamt about.simply a perfection of an ideal angel. in you i know my dreams and aspirations will come true. U r simply exceptional and amazin & i know with us together there aint nothin we cant do cus u on my mind all the time? Grin

i dont know wat am sayiing o cus i never fell in love before Shocked
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #9 on: April 01, 2007, 04:15 AM »

Quote from: ov on March 31, 2007, 12:31 AM
baby, you're the only cockroach in my cupboard?

damn that one of the wackiest line ever Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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NO, lets try this: you're the only sugar in my tea?
Na WA ooh, re u sure u isn't gay

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NOPE, try this: you're the last credit on my phone? Grin

this doesn't make no type of sense

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NOPE, try this: you're the last credit on my phone? Grin
Sorry: baba's face is a true reflection of the love i have for you Shocked (she'll simply pour hot water on you) Grin

U need a serious coach, u suck dude Shocked Shocked Shocked

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u know u are a reality of all i ever dreamt about.simply a perfection of an ideal angel. in you i know my dreams and aspirations will come true. U r simply exceptional and amazin & i know with us together there aint nothin we can't do cus u on my mind all the time? Grin

u say all this to someone u just meant, damn i can tell u don't get no ass

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i don't know what am sayiing o cus i never fell in love before Shocked

U fall in love with a girl u met in 2sec, na wa ooooo Shocked Shocked Shocked


@the topic
Are u an interior decorator? when i saw you the room became beautiful

You must be a hell of a thief cause you stole my heart from across the room

Baby somebody better call God, because he's missing an angel

Do you have a map? i just keep on getting lost in your eyes
cute-ass (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #10 on: April 01, 2007, 04:22 AM »

@ omo eko
ROFLMAO Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: sexlover on March 30, 2007, 08:19 AM
your lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how your lipstick tastes on them

is that the latest/newest toasting line. LMAO Grin Grin Grin

If you want to taste lipstick, why not visit the market, lots of flavours and colours to choose from Grin Grin

nairaland is just too much Cheesy
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #11 on: April 01, 2007, 04:46 AM »

Quote from: cute-ass on April 01, 2007, 04:22 AM
@ omo eko
ROFLMAO Grin Grin Grin

is that the latest/newest toasting line. LMAO Grin Grin Grin

If you want to taste lipstick, why not visit the market, lots of flavours and colours to choose from Grin Grin

nairaland is just too much Cheesy
laughing and rolling on the floor some people needs a book on toasting.

becool89 (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #12 on: April 01, 2007, 05:15 AM »

Quote from: Dojo on March 31, 2007, 12:12 AM
Let's bet, i can kiss your lips without touching you.

lol, reminds me of a line from a movie,  Tongue
cute-ass (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #13 on: April 01, 2007, 05:18 AM »

some of these guys really think and believe girls are a bunch of "mumus" and "mugus", i don't blame them sha, i blame the cheap girls that have been living up to the expectation Embarrassed
becool89 (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #14 on: April 01, 2007, 05:20 AM »

but which kind girl u go tell "your d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 dat shit?
cute-ass (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #15 on: April 01, 2007, 05:22 AM »

Quote from: becool89 on April 01, 2007, 05:20 AM
but which kind girl u go tell "your d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 that shit?


my sister, that's what i'm talking about ooh. The cheap handkerchiefs do Cry
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #16 on: April 01, 2007, 05:22 AM »

Quote from: cute-ass on April 01, 2007, 05:18 AM
some of these guys really think and believe girls are a bunch of mumus and mugus, i don't blame them sha, i blame the cheap girls that have been living up to the expectation
Trust me i know some girls that will fall for some stupid lines like that.

They start blushing like a fool, and laughing so hard.

We have a lot of mumu girl that believe anything that come right of a guys mouth

And u know that our Naija Guys have a sweet mouth like sugar.
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #17 on: April 01, 2007, 05:23 AM »

Quote from: becool89 on April 01, 2007, 05:20 AM
but which kind girl u go tell "your d only coachroach in my cupboard" will fall 4 that shit?

well the guy that wrote that is Gay, he got no gf.
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #18 on: April 01, 2007, 05:26 AM »

Quote from: sexlover on March 30, 2007, 08:19 AM
your lips r so luscious, i'd love 2 find out how your lipstick tastes on them
Are this tosting line, this is rubbish and dumb

Quote from: Dojo on March 31, 2007, 12:12 AM
Let's bet, i can kiss your lips without touching you.
what is this, a taosting line. stop kidding me plz.
Do girl really for for this crap Shocked Shocked
egetz (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #19 on: April 02, 2007, 02:18 PM »

hello sisi,
i just came in from london yesterday and tomorrow i am off to jamaica. i was in washington last week and i had dinner with michael jackson. come into my world and let me take you along. you dig me?
by the way, my name is boy alinco. what is that name of yours?
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #20 on: April 02, 2007, 02:59 PM »

Quote from: egetz on April 02, 2007, 02:18 PM
hello sisi,
i just came in from london yesterday and tomorrow i am off to jamaica. i was in washington last week and i had dinner with michael jackson. come into my world and let me take you along. you dig me?
by the way, my name is boy alinco. what is that name of yours?

terrible toasting line Shocked Shocked Shocked

If u said that to me the first thing i will think is, u are either a drug dealer or scammer/419
ugodaniel (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #21 on: April 02, 2007, 05:38 PM »

Quote from: Omo Eko on April 02, 2007, 02:59 PM
terrible toasting line Shocked Shocked Shocked

If u said that to me the first thing i will think is, u are either a drug dealer or scammer/419

erhm, ehe

clearing throat and pondering over nothing in particular
Sweet T (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #22 on: April 02, 2007, 05:53 PM »

It depends on what she is doing at the time. for instance if she has a luggage this is a good pick up line " Hey sweetheart, isn't that a little too heavy? let me help you with some of that. Beauty queen like you shouldn't be working too hard". from here to the next topic.

If she was just walking. you have to pay attention to her mood and this is how you start" Start by saying hello, how are you doing? " If she responds favorable. say something like " You have a beautiful smile" and if she says thank you, ask what her name is? Don't start asking too many questions yet! If you are sure that you will see her again, don't ask for her digits yet. Leave that to the next time. Always be polite and don't be too aggressive or look desperate! always remember to smile and be your self. No stylish walking, No smoking and definitely No grabbing !!!
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #23 on: April 02, 2007, 05:58 PM »

Well the master of toasting(game) has spoken so guys like OV, egetz,manntee and dojo should learn from him. Grin Grin Grin

Abeg don't let your head swell to much because i can't still stand u Grin Grin Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #24 on: April 02, 2007, 06:01 PM »

@Omo-eko
Lol, there you go sounding like Omo-Togo ! I still got love for ya !! Cool
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #25 on: April 02, 2007, 06:03 PM »

well am not any where close to togo.  Grin Grin

Am Omo Eko ohhhhhh Tongue Tongue Tongue
Sweet T (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #26 on: April 02, 2007, 06:06 PM »

Any guy can date or bunk anywoman as long as he plays his game right, i bet i can even date Omo-eko if she is not grabbing too tight on our past miscues !! Imagine a nice guy like me with Omo-eko?? A sheep in a lion's den !! Grin Grin
LuUmBiOn2 (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #27 on: April 02, 2007, 06:10 PM »

"I know you see me looking at you and you already know". I want to mess you wicked so you can pack the residue of your female orifice!
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #28 on: April 02, 2007, 06:12 PM »

Quote from: LuUmBiOn2 on April 02, 2007, 06:10 PM
"I know you see me looking at you and you already know". I want to mess you wicked so you can pack the residue of your female orifice!
is that your own toasting line or was it suppose to be a joke. Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: Sweet T on April 02, 2007, 06:06 PM
Any guy can date or bunk anywoman as long as he plays his game right, i bet i can even date Omo-eko if she is not grabbing too tight on our past miscues !! Imagine a nice guy like me with Omo-eko?? A sheep in a lion's den !! Grin Grin
dream onnnnnnnn Mr Grin Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #29 on: April 02, 2007, 06:14 PM »

@LuUmBiOn2
Are you sick? just to let you know, you have been reported. I bet you are not even a Nigerian? Omo olori buruku !
Sweet T (m)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #30 on: April 02, 2007, 06:16 PM »

@Omo-eko
Reality begins with a dream, sweetie !
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Toasting Lines (give Urs)
« #31 on: April 02, 2007, 06:19 PM »

Quote from: Sweet T on April 02, 2007, 06:14 PM
@LuUmBiOn2
Are you sick? just to let you know, you have been reported. I bet you are not even a Nigerian? Omo olori buruku !
well it's a shame LuUmBiOn2 seeking attention in a wrong way Angry Angry Angry

@Sweet T
Well u are right about that Wink
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