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i think i can go back.

how do u know 8o% of men are impotent? Have u slept wit 80% of all men in the world?

@jaybaby,what u're doin' is obsession.


prove that 80% of men are impotent.buhahahahah

80% of men are importent? rily ? ?

Yes very true about that

says who, if i slap you enh?

yes ooh


well 20% of them come from my family

your family lol

And what about 80% of women, sex maniacs?

yes,o. my sista. Alcohol is bad for u.

Alcohol can never destroy me 'cause i don't do alcohol.

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman


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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright


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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke


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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin


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"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry


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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell


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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin of Cheers.

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this,  A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

the sweetest thing av heard in the last few minutes

you do?? thanks dear

Don't be afraid of falling sometimes because we all make mistakes

no, urs is the other way round, life should respect u