Scrawny Husband

On New Year's Eve, a thin and bony man is walking around his house wearing only his boxers.

His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are going to be here any minute. Go and put something on."

"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your husband."

"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's nothing that I should feed you for."