Many Ways To Annoy/Embarrass Your Parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as you can and then start dancing
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
16. Stick cherrys on yer nose and run around acting like a clown.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night
25. Flush the toilet when they are in the shower.
26.fill the bath up then let it out do the same thing 5 times and on the 6th time go 2 get i it and say mom/dad the waters cold
27. wear a t-shirt pointing at one of your parents saying i'm with silly people!
28. In a Supermarket yell at everything you see "I WANT THAT, CAN I HAVE IT!"
29. After everything they say, say "yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but no!"
30. claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends!
31. have a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket and sit cross legged, arms folded in the middle of the floor so that you embarrass your mom/dad



I'll be dead meat if i tried half of these things w/ my parents 

U can try some of those but not in a country like Nigeria!

That's so damn funny...Xpecially no 15!

  Oh my God i can't imagine all this did they come out from your head   my parents will bury me alive if i did half of this and i'll kill my kids if they did any of this

i would get killed to for most of this stuff but who in the world would try it i will maybe do a few thoouh

I 'm sorry but i'd have 2 report this site
4 advocating suicide

Yeah those ideas will work if you where conceived, born and raised outside of Nigeria,
If I tried a quarter of the stuffs on that list,  I'll be dead,  even at my age

Like Ch!z said, you are advocating suicide,

My butt still hurts from years of serious child abuse (flogging) for doing stuffs that where not half as insane as what you are suggesting,

WARNING; NIGERIAN KIDS< DO NOT TRY ANY OF THESE STUFFS AT HOME,  EXCEPT YOU WANT TO DIE

I'm so sorry that you fell into the hands of bad parents, but many Nigerian parents are surprisingly reasonable.

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If I get sacked for laughing, you guys will get me another job o

Dont get it twisted,  I never had bad parents,  I was a real hot head when i was young and like most Nigerian parents they believed in spare the rod and spoil the child,  (I thought this was supposed to be a metaphor,  I guess not), 

They brutalised me with love,   

9ja parents show their love in a very weird way,

The beating gave me the life I'm living today,  And its a good life  (most of he bois I use to roll with aint living as good as i am today)

I dont mean to sound proud,  But I'm doing better than most of my peers,   And my life is on a good path so far

My parents loved me, despite the incessant backside kicking (as a child I hated it,  In fact I hated my mum, but I'm closer to her than I am to my dad),  call it tough love, but hells if my kids deserve the same kind of love,  you bet your backside they will get it,

Atleast I'm a living example that backside whooping can change your life

kai, dont do any

well i should have done dat wen i was younger

Why should you want to annoy your parents when The Holy Bible has instructed us to honor them?

He cant read well.

terrible if you ask me