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JISIDAISY (f)
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I am tired of people who talk and talk and TALK but do nothing(kenosky take note! Alf---hmm,. Anif.,.,hmm,.,  ). I have therefore decided to test the strength of our elders and by so doing, have shared my humongous target to this senior, active, indispensible, well grounded(in yahoo yahoo matters ),dependable, emminent and i must not forget to add, cream de' la cream members of this honorable thread. Please find you name and delegated targets; 1. Alfa--------------------N20M 2. Niyooo----------------N15M 3. Tommyex-------------N80M 4. Kenosky---------------N400M 5. Aniffy------------------N50M 6. kuwena----------------N15M Failure to meet this targer will attract adequate sanctions. I am loyal to the course. Thank you for you cooperation. Dr. D. Jisi |
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kuwena (m)
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Dr. Jisis, sorry-o; the N15m, is it per month or per quarter?  |
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uchetobi (f)
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good work you guys are doing, keeping the thread alive.
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aniffy4eva (m)
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5. Aniffy------------------N50M
Oya come and collect your cheque sef. . .  How much? shiken shange, |
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skeelo
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Yea, happy anniversary to this great thread! It's really been a long and eventful year since Kuwena dropped those terrific lines of the initial post precisely at 3:56pm on April 8, '07. Went through the 1st page again and discovered that NONE of the current regulars on the thread as at today, even posted in the entire first page of this thread, apart from Kuwena of course.
Goes to show that it's not how You start but how well You finish that counts in life, again, the great ones usualy start great ideas small but other great ones are skilled in making those small ideas great ventures.
May these words encourage us as we proceed in our honourable labours this week.
Cheers!
Hi everyone am sorry av been off again for some time nw. You no say na wetin man go chop na him make am scarce happy to b back and to celebrate the anniversary of this trend with the co-foundersssssssssssss HAPPY ANNIVERSARYWE SUPPOSE WASH AM OOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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skeelo
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Hi everyone
Hop yu will find this short words useful,
It really helped me today and I wish to share it with you guysssss
'A gem cannot be polished without friction nor man perfected without trials'.
Whatever you are going through, you have a choice on the attitude to take.
Do you have a problem and you think your life is over? Learn from other people. Don't be myopic and think your problem cannot be solved.
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kenosky (m)
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runaway skeelo! Its good to have u back, who run finish must come back house o! Kuwena, i agree with u- Dr Jisi na 419! Aniffy, u don send your cheque to her. I just dey wait make she send mi account number so that i will transfer the 400M into her account (i b big boi na!). Alfaprime, u fit use prayer support her, skeelo, i trust u- we have to help the underprivileged na 
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kenosky (m)
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good work you guys are doing, keeping the thread alive.
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JISIDAISY (f)
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Kuwena, It is per week oh  . I knew I could trust this great thread, see Anuffy has offered his cheque. Kenosky------too much talk, no action! Na wa o! And Ken, I am not meant to give you any account number to pay it into-----ask Aniffy, he put his in a fixed deposit for 90days and he has promised another cheque next week. But e fit be say Aniffy don join the people when dey kidnap o because the way he write the cheque fast fast so, me sef i fear. Oh well guyzz, its been alot stressful at work of late so please pray. Alfa what are you doing nah? One would think you would av started kabashing here . Kenosky I'm going to disturb you now now, I intend to buzz your YIM till u answer. Deadline for submittion of first cheque is friday this week. Good success in you search for my target ciao  |
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AlfaPrime
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@Skeelo
Welcome back! The thread has actually missed You much.
@Jisi
I doubt if you can seriously talk about raising or meeting your target through this thread without giving it an illegal or unscrupulous bent, perchance an EFCC official decides to peruse the thread. I'd advise however, that if your're serious, you could drop contact numbers or email addys and let's see what could follow. But the fact remains that it would really be cool if we could help each other in such ways, to whatever extent, little or much.
@Others
Greetings to the entire house. Must say it's not been easy the past few days coping with the pressure of work and the incidence of fuel scarcity. Let's hope this season blows over quick!
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kenosky (m)
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Jisi, u never hear of audit trail? I wan make EFCC and ICPC sabi say na clean money i dey introduce into the economy- Aniffy don carry whitey? Alfaprime, pray for deliverance for this babe o!
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opokonwa (m)
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Happy Birthdate Thread! . . . To all those who are still on the platform . . . cheers!To all those who have long dropped out to do their own things . . . double cheers!! To all those who drop in and drop out at will (aka runsaways!) . . . tripple cheers!!!And particularly to the first God Mother of the Thread; Jaisidaisy ( gosh! I'm getting dizzy  . . . quadrupple cheers!!!!And to Kenosky, Alfa, Anify, Niyoo, careful Tommyex . . . ndeewo nu!Least I forget, Kuwena. |
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niyooo (m)
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Hi all, Jisi, u try o, You don receive the15m i send to you? You try small. Hope target mountain don dey reduce to valley. Everyone else. Hope work is going well. Have a nice day. |
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daverreal
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Hi guys,Please close to a month now Nlng published for Electrical trainee officers which I applied for as well.Is there any in the house having any information related to this.
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kenosky (m)
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Hi guys,Please close to a month now Nlng published for Electrical trainee officers which I applied for as well.Is there any in the house having any information related to this.
Hi all, Jisi, u try o, You don receive the15m i send to you? You try small. Hope target mountain don dey reduce to valley. Everyone else. Hope work is going well. Have a nice day. Happy Birthdate Thread! . . . To all those who are still on the platform . . . cheers!To all those who have long dropped out to do their own things . . . double cheers!! To all those who drop in and drop out at will (aka runsaways!) . . . tripple cheers!!!And particularly to the first God Mother of the Thread; Jaisidaisy ( gosh! I'm getting dizzy . . . quadrupple cheers!!!!And to Kenosky, Alfa, Anify, Niyoo, careful Tommyex . . . ndeewo nu!Least I forget, Kuwena. |
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JISIDAISY (f)
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Niyoooo!!!! which money?  . Niyooo=zero cheques. zero cheques = -N15M. -N15M = fraud. Fraud = 419. therefore, Niyooo = 419. Thank you very much opokonwa, and by the power vested on me as the God mother, I hereby sanction you for 14days for wrongfully spelling my name Romance section? are ypu looking for love? or ways of expressing it? Alfa, kuku just ask me for my number, oya nah, ask me. ask me nah kidding. I know you want to help, so i'll let you. i'll tell you what you can do? you can pray, i'll value that much more than the N20M target given to you(by meeee ofcourse). The rest of you please try to meet your target . Pa Ken, have you asked me for the account number before accusing me of not providing you with one? Oya send it to this account. Account Name: Jisi Daisy Account number: 07034660047 Account Type: Current You can pay from any bank in the world and also into any bank in the world, my account dey everywhere. Gotta run guys. Thanks alot Alfa, and all |
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kenosky (m)
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Jisi, i no sabi say u be mathematician o- d deductions u made concerning niyoo, could they be true? Meanwhile, that your acct number looks fraudulent! I tried inputting it in the transfer section of my Citibank-Barclays-HSBC account and i saw- ERROR! shine your eyes madam Godmother! (apologies runs awy (sorry opoks!)
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stannesi (m)
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what a thread, 1 year, that is awesomes,
wats so special anyway that makes it so freakin long. thought i could read from scratch,
but i sleep off. before u know "POW" met my head on my keyboard, Ouch.
what makes it fun???
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JISIDAISY (f)
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What can I say Kenosky, I am multitalented even a Microb like you can attest to that. The account number no what? ? Come kenosky, I tot you were in a more civilized country than our very own Nigeria! Here, we bank with our phones. we make funds transfer, pay bills(even DSTV and PHCN), buy vouchers, check account balance, get instant loan, recharge account WITH our PHONES  . Your excellence, with all your share of respect, I don't think your citibank-Barclays-HSBC has much to offer. Are you sure their systems were not down? Man, that account number is real. If your bank is soooooo fake , try your phone |
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kenosky (m)
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what a thread, 1 year, that is awesomes, AWESOME IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT MY BRODA BUT THANK YOU FOR DROPPING BY! wats so special anyway that makes it so freakin long. thought i could read from scratch,
but i sleep off. TALL ORDER! You WAN TRY? EVEN WHEN THE THREAD WAS AT PG 25, IT WAS A TOUGH ONE TO READ FROM SCRATCH (ASK LINDIWE NA)! You WERE LUCKY IT WUZ JUST SLEEP THAT CAUGHT UP WITH You before u know "POW" met my head on my keyboard, Ouch.
what makes it fun???
NA ONLY UR HEAD NACK 'POW' FOR THE KEYBOARD? NEXT TYME, You LL PROBABLY KNOCK OVER UR SYSTEM Sha, welcome to our world!!!! |
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kenosky (m)
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What can I say Kenosky, I am multitalented even a Microb like you can attest to that. The account number no what? ? Come kenosky, I tot you were in a more civilized country than our very own Nigeria! Here, we bank with our phones. we make funds transfer, pay bills(even DSTV and PHCN), buy vouchers, check account balance, get instant loan, recharge account WITH our PHONES . Your excellence, with all your share of respect, I don't think your citibank-Barclays-HSBC has much to offer. Are you sure their systems were not down? Man, that account number is real. If your bank is soooooo fake , try your phone
@all, TGIF, av a great day! |
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niyooo (m)
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@ Jisi, 419? Walahi, I send the money go A/C number 07034660047 ( Kai this a/c no. resemble phone number o!!!  ) and na my phone i take pay am sef immediately i see your request. I think it was around 1 a.m sef and my phone gimme delivery report. Oops Abeg request for your A/c statement (Text messages) from your bank (phone company) to confirm say i send the money. . Walahi if them no produce the money, EFCC must attend to this matter. @ Ken(osky) how you dey? How yonder? @ all have a nice day. |
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aniffy4eva (m)
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Hi guys I'm sorry i have been AWOL. . . . work- load anyways TGIF. . . . C y'around fellas. . . . |
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stannesi (m)
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"na wa ooo, which one be Barclays-HSBC,"
You no hear wetin happen Benin, when EFCC bust inside cafe,
boys dey break hands & ribs because den dey jump comot from 3storey building. Omo na terrible tin oo
no make EFCC bust Nairaland, ooo, na people where upload pic go suffer am,
Na WANTED!! sign go dey 4 your head - bail na millions oooo,
like play, dey go talk say seun dey bring yah.yah. people. together,
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kenosky (m)
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"na wa ooo, which one be Barclays-HSBC," don't tell mi u v never heard of Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, CitiBank, J P Morgan etc. You well so? You need to leave that your Benin and travel small o! You no hear wetin happen Benin, when EFCC bust inside cafe,
boys dey break hands & ribs because den dey jump comot from 3storey building. Omo na terrible tin oo i resemble any of your guys wey EFCC carry for cafe? no make EFCC bust Nairaland, ooo, na people where upload pic go suffer am,
Na WANTED!! sign go dey 4 your head - bail na millions oooo,
like play, dey go talk say seun dey bring yah.yah. people. together,
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kenosky (m)
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@ Jisi, 419? Walahi, I send the money go A/C number 07034660047 ( Kai this a/c no. resemble phone number o!!! ) and na my phone i take pay am sef immediately i see your request. I think it was around 1 a.m sef and my phone gimme delivery report. Oops Abeg request for your A/c statement (Text messages) from your bank (phone company) to confirm say i send the money. . Walahi if them no produce the money, EFCC must attend to this matter. @ Ken(osky) how you dey? How yonder? @ all have a nice day.
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stannesi (m)
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don't tell mi u v never heard of Barclays, HSBC, Halifax, CitiBank, J P Morgan etc. You well so? You need to leave that your Benin and travel small o! Benin ke, wetin i wan do 4 Benin that fake place, i resemble any of your guys wey EFCC carry for cafe? ma guys ke, na ma guys, dey bust wack guys. y u dey fear if u no get skeleton for your cupboard (that is if u even have one self! Fear ke, i' be bros, notin dey happen, na today, omo Ken na robbery & assassination be d problems now ooo, evryday na shoot-out, where i fit get bulletproof sef? |
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kenosky (m)
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stannesi, no allow Bini boiz handle u o! E no go easy for u o! Wetin u need bullet proof for? Dat baba otumokpo don fail u! Soji yourself o
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stannesi (m)
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Ken, I'm in Lagos, man, Eko 4 life,
i talk say robbers hot 4 my area, everyday na gunshot,
omo i be fine young boy, i still get enough grooving to do, enough money to earn,
i go burn all d banks wey dey my area ooo, one of my guy resign 4 bank because of robbery, he go apply 4 another area,
be like say d guy don chop belleful na why he fit dey chose anyhow anyhow
Otumokpo ke, na God dey help man ooo
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kenosky (m)
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Ken, I'm in Lagos, man, Eko 4 life, eh ya sorry sha! state of the nationi talk say robbers hot 4 my area, everyday na gunshot, which part of lagos b that?i go burn all d banks wey dey my area ooo, one of my guy resign 4 bank because of robbery
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kuwena (m)
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Stress-o! |
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Anniwil (m)
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All naijas in this thread,i dey hail o!!!,i need support from u guys,NLNG just contacted a colleague of mine for aptitude tests on 22nd for the position of Electrical Officer advertised recently,abeg could u guys give me the 411 for the tests,as in what it involves,the time frame and any necessary specifics,sorry to change the rhythm of the discussion just like that.God bless y'all!!!
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