\\\"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating.\\\"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw47gXsDwjw - Haha, \\\"I broke my back,\\\" classic!
\\\"I\\\'ll fhuck you till you love me faggots\\\" lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6cFxWgLqHA&mode=related&search\\\"All praise is to Allah, I\\\'ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I\\\'d fight him too.\\\"
\\\"I have some pain I\\\'m going to have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass.\\\"
i\\\'ll add more later: tyson\\\'s the funniest man alive.