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Z4M4eva (f)
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what if you can't play a guitar??   woot xylophone (or anyother mallet insturment) Just do anything to please her...play any kind of Musical Instrument that you can...she's going to be pleased  maybe the oboe or the cellos  L.O.L |
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nike4luv (f)
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c'mon ma maths teacher plays that, we kind of gat an idea when he says 'oboe' because it sounds like............ |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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Like...oh yeah I know...  ! If you say "Oboe" in the yoruba language....it kind of means something...hmm no be me same am o!  |
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nike4luv (f)
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did i say it? no!, we kind of gat durty minds in ma klass, hapens in al subjects, when teachers say summin, we turn it into summin else |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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L.O.L same in my class...we just crack up laughing...and the teacher just stands there like a mugu wondering why on earth we laughing...hehe
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Todd (m)
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@idollier haha i have a joke book that is intitled "jokes women wont laugh at" (full of antifeminist jokes and blonde jokes) but any way, to get a guy to smile you have to - be really nice to him
- show him you care
- be intrested in what he does
- have a pretty face is allways a plus
yeah so that is all i can think of off the top of my head... (this may not go for all guys) |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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That sounds kwl
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Todd (m)
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guys pipe in, tell me if i am right and add suggestions (oh and probaly try to smile at him a lot, not so much as to say "i am crazy" or to creep him out, but just subtly...) ps z4m, you should start another list, "how to make a guy smile" |
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Z4M4eva (f)
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ps z4m, you should start another list, "how to make a guy smile"
K...I will...thanks for the idea...interesting! |
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Todd (m)
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if you suspect a girl may like you, how can you tell for sure without actually being like "hey ______ um do you like me?"
girls are confusing...
heres a little intresting joke:
Q:why did they call it PMS?
A:because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
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Z4M4eva (f)
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if you suspect a girl may like you, how can you tell for sure without actually being like "hey ______ um do you like me?"
girls are confusing...
heres a little intresting joke:
Q:why did they call it PMS?
A:because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
Well...to know if a gurl likes you You just tell her. She may not say it back, but she will feel flatered that you love her. It shouldn't change things between you And that's one funny joke...Mad Cow Disease...hehe! |
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ldollier (f)
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@idollier haha i have a joke book that is intitled "jokes women wont laugh at" (full of antifeminist jokes and blonde jokes) but any way, to get a guy to smile you have to ]be really nice to him
[show him you care
be intrested in what he does <<<<<<<< especially this one
- have a pretty face is allways a plus
yeah so that is all i can think of off the top of my head... (this may not go for all guys) i would really love to hear the jokes(the antifeminist joke) as for your own list, the ones in bold are the ones that would put a smile on my boyfriend face |
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Todd (m)
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here are some random ones:
Element name: WOMAN
Symbol:WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
Chemical Properties: Active, often unstable. Possesses strong molecular attraction to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Usage: An extreamly good catlyast for dispersion of wealth. Probably themost powerful income-reducing agen known.
Caution: Highly explosive in in experenced hands.
Q:what is six inches long, wrinkly, has a big head, and drives women wild?
A:a hundred-dollar bill.
Q: what is the difference between your privates and your paycheck?
A: you cna allways find a woman to blow your paycheck.
So did your hear about the new Blonde paint?
its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q:how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:16 one to actually do it, and 15 to complain that her boyfreind should do it.
Q:how many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:21, 1 to do it, 20 to form a support group.
Q:whats the differnce between Mad Cow Desise and PMS?
A:Lipstick
Jonny went to his father and says, "dad, what is the difference between hypothetical, and reality?" so his dad says "well son, go ask your sister if she'd do johnny next door for 500 grand, then ask your mother if she'd screw the mailman for 500 grand." So the kid goes off, and 5 mins later, says "sis said hell yeah, and mom said sure." so the father leans tward the little boy and says, "well son hypotheticaly, we are millionares, but in reality, we are just living with a couple of whores."
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eslynera (f)
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this topic is..... encouraging |
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ldollier (f)
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LMAO
here are some random ones:
Element name: WOMAN
Symbol:WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
Physical properties: Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical Properties: Active, often unstable. Possesses strong molecular attraction to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Usage: An extreamly good catlyast for dispersion of wealth. Probably themost powerful income-reducing agen known.
[b]Caution: Highly explosive in in experenced hands.
very funny. esp the ones in bold
Jonny went to his father and says, "dad, what is the difference between hypothetical, and reality?" so his dad says "well son, go ask your sister if she'd do johnny next door for 500 grand, then ask your mother if she'd screw the mailman for 500 grand." So the kid goes off, and 5 mins later, says "sis said hell yeah, and mom said sure." so the father leans tward the little boy and says, "well son hypotheticaly, we are millionares, but in reality, we are just living with a couple of whores."
oh your bad, lmao, but its true. and the Q&A were hillarious. i gotta show these to my friends |
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Todd (m)
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srry i forgot one of my favorites;
It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary-school teacher was trying to get to know her students.
"what did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie.
"My family and I went to the beach a lot," Suzie answered.
"That sounds like fun," said the teacher. "How about you, Emma?"
"We rode our bikes together."
"that sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with all her pupils until she got to timmy in the corner of the room.
"What did you do timmy?"
"oh, nothing," the boy responded timidly.
"nothing? you didnt visit the beach?"
"No."
"Did you ride Bikes?"
"Never!" the boy yelled "We never ride bikes together!"
"why not?" said the teacher.
"I don't know," explained timmy. "But my dad says tat when mom and my sister are cycling together, he has to get the hell out of town."
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ldollier (f)
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hahahaha. another case of menstruation. lol, hillarious
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Todd (m)
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yeah so i am pretty alsome-ness
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Todd (m)
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how do you tell if a girl likes you? (by there actions or subtle reactions i mean)
Ps. just wondering, but do polorbares have periods too? if so that would be kind of messy on the fur
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ocho (f)
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For all the Ladies:
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN! (make him smile)
1. Show up naked.
2. Bring food.
oh lawd!!!!!!!! lol |
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ldollier (f)
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oh lawd!!!!!!!! i know, right. |
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icingbaby (f)
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i just saw this thread, job well done.  |
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ldollier (f)
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mizkay i am a female, just incase you didnt know. |
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mizkay (f)
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Idollier *kneels down and rubs hands*.......I sorry oooooo!!! mama, please forgive me ooooooo!!!!!
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Z4M4eva (f)
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L.O.L |
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akinzo (m)
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I will start trying this out. Thanx.
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ldollier (f)
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Idollier *kneels down and rubs hands*.......I sorry oooooo!!! mama, please forgive me ooooooo!!!!!
lol ok no problems |
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