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The creation of a Pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knive, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fith was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
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