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Labans (m)
The Creation Of A Pussy
« on: April 09, 2007, 03:09 PM »

The creation of a Pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their own design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knive, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fith was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
Touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.








iice (f)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #1 on: April 09, 2007, 03:57 PM »

laughin ma frozen butt off Grin Grin
ikamefa (f)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #2 on: April 09, 2007, 04:38 PM »

haba!  Cheesy
muchbabe (f)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #3 on: April 10, 2007, 02:22 AM »

damn!!! thats rough Shocked
Hurginnie!
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #4 on: April 11, 2007, 12:27 PM »

Very Funny Cry
so much that I forgot to laugh Sad Huh
beckygirl (f)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #5 on: April 11, 2007, 12:34 PM »

its nasty.

may God forgive you
lollykim
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #6 on: May 02, 2007, 12:59 PM »

that was horrible
jimaj4life (m)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #7 on: May 02, 2007, 03:32 PM »

guy,abeg don't try to post a joke again cus all ur jokes are boring
Aduks (f)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #8 on: May 02, 2007, 06:37 PM »

@Laban
please, before posting try as much as possible to read tru whatever u av composed, this is really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
IBDat (m)
Re: The Creation Of A Pussy
« #9 on: May 02, 2007, 07:43 PM »

LMFAO - Nice keep em coming!
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