If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here!

Negro
mo wapa jare. . .
yoruba e ti poju jor. . can barely understand. . .

jor, omokurun mi. . bami lo wa debo. . otiye kokpada late kan. . .
se ko se wipe awan obirin ti gbe lo? 

Interpretation:

single women are enchanted with insightful men like Debo. It won't surprise me to learn that the guy is underneath someone's sheets at this moment. That's what musician Ebenezer Obey called miliki. 

Where is your friend?  Too much Yoruba grammar   Should we speak in Nago?  Do you understand Nago?

kini nago?


lmao!! debo underneath someone's sheet? hahaha. .does he ever need a sheet? the man is parading naked somewhere jo

Yepa!  Mogbe oo!   

Bawo ni, se dada lari yin?

Ope ni fun Olodumare.  Ise nko, so n'lo?  Oko e n'ko?

Ogbeni Dudu

Oseun gaan oh! Ori mi wu gaan, oku die ko beomidan 4Her lo ran mi ni se lo ri iya sikira ati iya basiru, awon obirin yen buru jai, nise ni won sepe fun 4Her nitori oja iranu ti o ta fun won nijosi. Won wipe o ta aso ti o ti faya fun won lati wo fun ariya to sele lose to koja. 

@LadyT
Se itumo 'lmao' ni yoruba ni yen?

lady t, imaka
nwanne asi na m ji ego, agaram abia buru gi lawacha final. gotere mpa gi benz, gotere nne gi X5. gotere gi ulo eze

nsogbu adighi, ihe oma ri mma

translation

lady t, you are so beautiful
sister, if i had money, i would have taken you away. bought a benz for your dad, bought an X5 for ya mum and built a palace for you.

no stress, good things are good

Darfur, you and I no go see eye to eye for this one you don start so o.  mba mba, nna, I see ya footstep for outside her village you and I go have plenty misunderstanding. Ye hear me?  If i so much as hear the dogs at her father's house bark at a stranger this shakabula go accidentaly discharge and I no joke, na double barrell.  Go build ya palace for darfur and make I just tell you now, efen sef this girl disappear by some miracle and them tell me say darfur no get hand for the vamooze me maself no go kuku care I still dey carry this shakabula come for ya pursuit simple for the fact for that statement wey u don make so.  Ah, nna that na strong statement o, make you no make that statement again for here. 

Lala,

mo se b' omo K'aro E Jire ni wo pe rare?  Bi ose l'ewu ki ato, bi a sen wole sinu ile yi be lan' pe gbolohun ero.  E'nle oo! Se dada ni oo!  Alafia oo!  Ekaro oo, Ekasan oo! Be ni wo ja wole bi digbolu'gi l'osi wan fi enu shata awon arailu.  Pele pele d'owo re ooo.  F'arabale ko ka ewe to siwaju nago ti mo ko, ko fi oye se tele inu fufu. Ta b'ogbo mi ye?   

ODESHI
@negro,
kilode   how else we go fit stop tribalism for naija apart from inter tribal marriage?
see as america de tackle racism with inter racial union and even them obama na product of such union. trying to unite white and black.
who knows, if lady t marry me, our pikin fit unite igbos and yorubas for naija forever

anyway, i getting ready for mission 'marriage across the niger'' 

@yorubas, ejoo make una forgive me for speaking english for una thread. na lady t beautiful pix wey no gree me to keep quiet. una no vex o, pele' . i don comot,

i go jam am for another thread, and for you negro, hehehe yawa don gas o

Lala,

Mo r'esi too ko pada si mi. Gbolohun to pe obami ninu je, olorun ko ma ba wa ninu je.  mo de sofun e l'akoko nigbati oya nu si mi, mo s'akiyesi wipe bayi ko lan s' oro ni ile K'aro A J'ire. Omo're kan ko gbodo huwa ni bi iwo ogbeni yi ti fi huwa simi.  Oru mi loju.  Mba si ti fun e lesi, sugbon mo mu suru, wipe ki' nduro kafi ri eniti yio wole wa ka gbolohun re, ki won f'oju agba wo. Ti k'iba se wipe o sinwi, mi omo idi e t'ofi wa di wipe iya temi l'ofin s' ekee'bu.  Oro die l'anso f' omo l'uabi, t' oba denu a wa d' odindi. Leyin igba ti mo ka esi re, mo r'aworon re.  K'osi eniyan na ti yio fi iya temi pe gbolohun ti wo pe ti ko si ni r'owo mi.  Sugbon ori yo e, mo fi ti omo re obirin kekere ti o wa ninu aworan re mo fi yonda.  Omo kekere ni, mi o gbodo fi ibinu gba ireti lowo omo na. 

Ma kanu ko, sugbon ki n'to pari oro mi, mo wa fi eyi fa e leti. Mo fi eyi fa e leti, mo se ikilo fun e gidigidi, mo fi akiyesi fun e, ti mo gba tun gbo abi ti mo ri if'ojudi lati odo re si mi, oluwa eledumare ni mo fi se eleri, mi o mo ohun ti ogboju le, sugbon ma gbe ohun ti oma gb' ojule e ma fi r'anse si e.

Awon agba, ti won ba se ikilo won a ma ka awe Odu Ifa ti 'n be n' isale yi.  Okan ninu awe Eji Ogbe niyi.  Ar'akunrin, pele pele d'owo re oo.  Sora re, Sore re, k' Olorun ko so e.  Ma ya'nu, ma s' a'fojudi. Gambari a ni kadan kadan, mo so fun e, kadan kadan e.  Ma je kin gbe e sepe.

K'ama fi k'anju jaiye,
K'ama fi wara-wara n'okun oro,
Ohun aba fi s'agba, k'ama fi se' binu,
Bi aba de bi t' o tutu,
K'a simi-simi,
K'a wo waju ojo lo titi,
K'a tunbo wa r' ehin oran wo,
Nitori ati sun ara eni ni.

Ma se itumo Odu yi ko ba le wo e leti dada.

Let us not engage the world hurriedly,
Let us not grasp at the rope of wealth impatiently,
That which should be treated with mature judgement,
Let us not deal with in a state of anger,
When we arrive at a cool place,
Let us stay tranquil,
Let us contemplate about the future,
And let us give deep considerations to the consequences of things,
And this, because of our eventual passing.

Darfur,

ehn nah, I for don reply u but i dey busy, so i don take care of da bussiness, nak that one comot for mah to do list. Nna, se you sef go like make yoruba man come for igbo language room come dey spik nago, ehh?  You must first respect da elders and the customs for here befo u go confince me to lay this shakabula down. E be like I no tell you before but nna this ting get double barrell, he go scatter ya yansh and disembark one leg comot for ya body. If you come back here no spik yoruba na you and this shakabula, i go put muffler take cofer da mouff so mobody go hear the canon fire. Try me! 

mo mo nkan to n se mi sef

mo ma n wa si tiredi yi once in pupa moon sha

he he he omo yorubasssss  mo fe so yoruba nbi bai