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Dirax (m)
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Its not everytime we will be talking love,sex, this, that, blah blah on this nairaland. lets make ourselves laugh and laugh rael good or make ourselves suprised. Place funny pics on this thread and lest us laugh.
Check this out
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bameyi (m)
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how about this for ladies please don't just work out of the rest room double check with your hommies
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ikamefa (f)
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"  " @ 1st pix |
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jbuoy (m)
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check out by clicking
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jbuoy (m)
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are u satisfied? select ur answer
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jbuoy (m)
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all u got to do is click
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jbuoy (m)
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CV of the year,
This Kid will go far…
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Dr. Dre (m)
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@ Jbuoy These your posts are so funny That first one can make some people damage their computers when they see their screens vibrating |
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Dr. Dre (m)
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@ IBDat Some people may not find that sick lady's picture funny o abi na fake?Okay, I can see you have removed it now.  |
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Bolarge (m)
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@jbuoy just viewed da orgasm thingy. 've never laughed so hard in my life. Good one. Kudos men. |
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