Big Brother Africa 2 (II)!

@LC
thanks, n I pray the work will not kill u for us oooooo. AMEN! Meanwhile, i will try in my layman's english to see what i can do to hold the fort.
Ive been busy myself, but i somehow always have to make time to see what's happenning in the BB house.

@Tommyex
Wen Maureen was head of house, she ofcourse got Code to go to the PH with her. It was so boring. They tried to imitate the sensuality that Richiana are well known for , but it ended up looking like a pedophile case. So disgusting! SO now that Code is head of house, it's likely he'll go with Maureen(another boring session). But like i said earlier, i pray he quarrels with Maureen, so he'll take Tati to spite her .

@Lovemajek
As much as i feel u, i think i can only take that seriously if it came from Oga Seun, seeing He is the SOLE administrator of the site. Thanks though!

@All
Is it possible that Biggy has morals afterall? Yesterday was Friday night, and we know what that means. Some cables show porn, and that's what biggy decided to bless pornlovers with last night. I had work to do on the system all night and so ofcourse being a BB fan, channel 198 was on all night.
Hey, i'm afraid to even type what BB did!
B4 i type it , let me tell u what's been happening in the last 2hrs, since i resumed watching. RICHIANA are having a BIGGGGGG FIGHT! I don't know what happened, but gathering from what Richard is telling Code and Ofuneka in the courtyard, this is what i picked up  "She doesn't respect me, she abused me, she doesn't act like a lady, she's not humble, she feels she can talk to me anyhow". Infact he went on n on n on. Conclusion? He's fed up! He ain't going to talk to her till she is her self, and until she conducts herself like a lady, yeah rite!
Code advises him, tells him he has to be strong like a man, while Ofuneka tells him to take it easy. He then tells Ofuneka to get him some more drink, that he doesn't want to see tatiana. Ofuneka obliges. When Ofuneka leaves Code continues in his new found role as RICHIANA special advisor. While R is outside whining guess what T is doing, she's having fun at the top of her lungs with the rest in the kitchen(R can go to hell for all she cares). After Ofu has given R his drink, she goes back inside to have a talk with T."Just tell him you're sorry", ofu says. T says, " For what? I'm going to talk to him, but i won't say i'm sorry".They hug, as R walks in n goes straight to the Bathroom. T delays a while in the kitchen before going to meet him. "Let's talk "she tells R. R says he ain't in the mood, and he tries to push her away, but she insists, while R keeps resisting. And then he makes a blunder. The dirty dreadlocked nigger has the gut to say, that "He'll talk to her, only when HE is ready to talk to her". T goes , and then tells him, "when u are ready, i won't be". Richard says fine, then he doesn't ever want to, and T says neither does she, she releases him and they both walk off. T goes back to the kitchen, while R goes back outside to meet Code. T climbs the table and starts dancing sexily, and what is Richard doing. Our boy is CRYING(swear to God)! T has turned this guy to yeye mush(just like i told u she would). While he's crying, T can be heard screaming at the top of her voice with excitement.
Outside Ofu hugs R, gives him a peck, while R pecks her bicep. Code looks on while still sharing his own woes, of how he has a girl bac home whom he still loves, but doesn't know what she thinks of his 'thang'with  Maureen. Maureen walks in n gives him and R some snacks, gives Code a peck on the mouth and walks off(MEN!) when i say that i'm refering to Code's statement earlier about the girl back home.
Eventually Richard starts laughing at the folly of his tears. Let me stop here. I'm tired of giving story, but before i go i want to shout 3 posas to home girl, POSA POSA POSA!
Do u know what homegirl said while consoling R. I quote her. "The only person who deserves to win the 100 grand apart from me is you, because ure real man!" I fell down from my chair at that point, because this homegirl is smart! R real ke? And he was like yes, yes, he is the realest person in the house, that he has been himself, ever since he stepped in the BB house. What did Ofu do after that? She goes in to pally up to T. Ofunnemama is the MAN!

Now on to the juicy secret bit of what BB showed Friday midnite!
It's called BB Courthouse(maybe LC can clarify what BB is getting at by calling it that).
It's a special edition in which all the bad bad things that are too Xrated for even us adults to see were shown. They showed T going down on R. No blanket cover.
They showed Codreens session in the PH inwhich Code and Maureen danced hip to hip stark naked, including all the other stuff that lovers do(apart from consumation) . I actually went blind after watching everything(my sight was restored in the morning). Infact let me stop here. WATCH OUT FOR PART2!!!!

Happy reading guys. Hope it's o.k. Forgive the spelling mishaps, and joint sentences.


SUMMARY
1. RICHIANA are having a BIG FIGHT!
2. Code is Head of House! Who will he go with, considering he and Maureen have been having some misfits. He claims Maureen is neglecting him too much, and focusing on Ofu.
3. Bertha and Kwakoo, have been staying in bed mostly meditating on their pending eviction.

Tforever

Thanks Tampico

@ tampico,

you are indeed holding forte till LC has time. actually itching for part 2 because i didn't see any of that, _{havent watched bba2 much these days though}

@ lawyerchap
reminds me of someone i know - marion jones!!   we are hanging in alright, been drinking tampico(she's actually doing a great job)

@tampico with u around am sure i wont miss lawyerchap too much. ride own baby

BERTHA IS OUT!
All day it's like she knew she was going. She kept on telling Kwakoo that when she goes this is what n what KB was going to ask her.
She took extra time and care to dress up. She looked quite lovely in a blue and black off shoulder native wear. And she managed to pack her hair in such a way to cover her receding hairline. Kwakoo too looked quite dapper in a White embroidered native caftan.
Wen it was time, they sat according to their clique. R, T ,Code, Ofu, and Maureen sat on one side of the couch, while B and Kwakoo sat to the other side holding hands.
They announced Bertha as the 6th housemate to leave, n she pecked Kwakoo, n got up to hug everyone. K walked her to the door, and proceeded to wipe off all the lipstick that B had painstainkingly put on.(so annoying), she now looked like a glorified deeperlife persona non grata(whatever). ANyway the most annoying part of the whole evening was when KB was asking her questions, and she diplomatically lied through it all ,like the lawyer she is(No offence to you LC). The only truth she told was that she played the game to the end.
Wen asked what she had to say to Meryl, she said, "I love you girl, and sharing is caring". Everyone in the crowd including me were like :oWhoh!
I liked the way KB responded to her lies sha, he yabbed and finished her too diplomatically which sometimes left her stunned(good for her!)., 
Anyway, afterall the blah blah it was time for her walk of shame( i meant fame). She got shocked  halfway : :oThe other untouchables had come for her, all of them wearing a black T-shirt, with Untouchables written on it. Lerato, MERYL, and Max. She was very emotional and happy. They even brought one for her, which she proceeded to wear immediately.Is this a sign of a new emerging cult? ???Anyway i was happy for her and all of them.
This is the brief i can give u guys,. Have a lovely remaining Sunday.
Bye
Tforever

@makin

what are u doing with the stage at terrakulture

@tampico

sista ,  abeg i don't want to know about part2. the imagery of part1 didnt go down well

so B is out, hmm

Whew! Finally, i've caught up with the last page. Una just dey give us Siddon Lookers assignment. i was just away_{from just reading actually} only to come back and meet loads of pages for me to read. Honestly, if i had put much zeal in reading my Engr'g Maths as i've done this thread, maybe my story would have different now. So Tampico is supposed to be Lawyerchap Reloaded right? Well, welcome Tampichap Revolutions _{Chei, somebody borrow me DSTV and Oxford Dictionary abeg make i live up to my claim}

Lawyerchap man, you're the boss. Seeing how u do your thang, i just want to go slap somebody man. And who better than my Primary school English teacher _{E be like say him bin dey teach me prenouns instead of pronouns and subverbs instead of adverbs}

Tampico, you're doing a great job. Keep it rolling

Makin, Jjumaiii, mamus, salsera, Nigeria, tommyvex, ndi, . . . . . and all other BBNland crew members, thanks for making this thread what it is. Never been a fan of BB but these posts mehn, they just kept me comin back.

Keep up the good work

_{Ehen, who be that person wey say im go give me im DSTV and Oxford Dictionary, abeg come to the Diary Room. We are about to start milking and booking it down} 

CHARLEY to the untouchables in BBA,did y'all see MAX,LERATO and even BERTHA outside the BIgbrother house they were there to support their peeps---thats a bond---a tight one known as FRIENDSHIP---and thats real dawg!screw the BIG 5!they would start backstabbing eachother from tomorrows nominations---its only a game yeah big ups to KWAKU-T hes bringing back the money to westafrica===any contary predictions???///I didnt think so

Tampico for ever. !
una well done.

Bertha is out on her ass. Finally. But her eviction was a no brainer, really. She did a massive turnaround in strategy, from the bible-carrying, Sunday devotion organizing, “please God give me a divine strategy,” “God please help me, I am not like these people,” goody two shoes housemate to an alcohol guzzling, Bible ignoring, man-sharing, insidious antagonist. Hello!! Not to blaspheme but I’m sure that even God who knows the end from the beginning must have been quite a little taken aback when he saw that end from the beginning.

No one makes a turnaround so radical on reality TV without committing viewer-support suicide. She managed to put every foot wrong with the viewers from the first day. Playing the Born-Again card was endearing at the beginning and her popularity skyrocketed when she organized the first Sunday devotion. People saw her then as a calm level-headed highly educated and intelligent housemate with the fear of God and who was a very potent threat for the money. She got nominated enmasse because people were intimidated by her. But she survived. God was with her, we thought.

Then came the Obstacle Course accident in which she sprained her knee and had to be evacuated from the house to a hospital. She returned on crutches and with her leg in a brace. Pity reinforced her popularity for about a week as people prayed for her to get better soon. A week soon became two and people began to wonder why their speaking in tongues for Bertha’s healing wasn’t showing any appreciable effect. Two weeks became three and people concluded she was faking chronic pain in order to stay out of tasks. Her popularity went into freefall. “Mayday Mayday, we are going down. Anybody out there? I say again, we are going down. Mayday Mayday. Then she nominated Meryl her ‘friend’ who got evicted and those minded to listen to her Mayday and offer some help, simply turned off their receivers. She was effectively on her own.

Upon Max and Lerato’s nominations and the subsequent division between the housemates she chose to join the so-called Untouchables to get a sense of belonging in the house. It was a decision that sealed her fate. Her entire sojourn in the house crashed and burned the day she kissed Meryl’s man, Kwaku. But was she apologetic? Hell no! She remained as supercilious as all hell, having run-ins with housemates left right and centre and calling people out on sleeping dogs that should have been let to lie. Even right up to the day of her eviction, her arrogance was still going full throttle. At her pre-eviction Diary session she told Biggy that if she survived that eviction, she was definitely going to win Head of House on Friday. I’m like “Hell no you won’t survive, and its utterances like these that have been your undoing.” But of course she didn’t hear me and went arrogantly to her eviction.

She looked quite good for her Walk out of Big Brother House. Ofunneka spent nearly half an hour strapping her into a brown and blue corset number that accentuated her curves (including her stomach which seemed to be bulging unreasonably. Was that really her stomach or was it a wardrobe malfunction?) When KB called her out she pecked Kwaku and gave him a long hug. She was big enough to hug everyone in the house before kissing Kwaku one last time then exiting the house. Twelve votes to one. Like i said, a no-brainer.

On the stage with KB, she showed why she is a lawyer. She answered all of KB’s questions yet we were left none the wiser. Perhaps it is more accurate to say she evaded all KB’s questions, and quite intelligently too I must admit. I felt a grudging admiration at the way she fielded questions that would have made a politician wilt. When KB asked about the record breaking first kiss between her and Kwaku, she said a lot of things happen when she sleep walks and she really can’t recall. Sleep kissing? That’s a first.

He also asked her if she had anything to say to Meryl, and the lawyer from Zimbabwe said “Love you girl, and sharing is caring.” Wow!! From born-again Bertha? But in giving her shoutouts to the friends she had made in the house, she only mentioned Max and Lerato. Little did she know that the entire complement of evicted untouchables were actually in the audience waiting for her. As she made her way off the stage, they laid in wait for her, only revealing themselves when she got to the dais. There were wild whoops of surprised joy and a hugfest ensued. But not before Max had whipped out a T-shirt and given it to Bertha. She put it on and they presented us with a Kodak moment: Max, Lerato, Meryl and Bertha all in black t-shirts with the legend “The Untouchables” across the chest. Meanwhile I noticed that it took Bertha an awfully long time to bring herself to hug Meryl even though she was standing right next to Max. She hugged Max, Lerato, her mother, before she finally hugged Meryl who was beginning to feel more than a little left out. If she could I’m sure she would have hugged a couple of spectators too to put off the dreaded moment of hugging the friend whose man she stole. But she hugged her finally to much cheering from the rabid audience.

Well, she’s gone now and Kwaku is the last man standing from the Untouchables. He has to face the harsh reality that he’s next in line for eviction all alone. The other housemates tried to soften this reality with Richard and Ofunneka going to invite him to come sleep in their room. He was gracious enough to listen to them and actually appreciate the offer, but he still slept alone in his room, perhaps out of respect to the memories of the times he had in that room with his T-Unit buddies which was somehow fitting because abandoning that room would have been seen as a betrayal of some sort by the other untouchables and their fans.

But it’s Monday and we all know what that means: The much awaited Nominations where the Big 5 will have to nominate at least one of their number. This presents a good chance for Kwaku to survive eviction because if he comes up against Richard (like I think he will), going by the happenings in the house, it will be a close call if Richard doesn’t go before Kwaku. Same thing with Maureen, if she comes up against Kwaku she might be leaving. But somehow, I think Africa is keen on finishing the extermination of the Untouchables so I think Kwaku may still be evicted come Sunday.

This will be the most interesting nominations show yet, because no one knows for certain how the Big 5 will nominate. Kwaku is a given for them, but who will the second person be? Code I feel has Richard in his sights, and he is Head of House so even if Richard isn’t put up by popular vote, Code might replace him. Homegirl is definitely nominating one part of Richiana but I’m not sure which. I’m thinking it’s more likely to be Richard than Tatiana, but I could be wrong. Maureen is also going to nominate one half of Richiana. You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to know that. And I think it will be Richard. Kwaku will nominate Code and Richard, except he isn’t reasoning correctly. Richiana will nominate Code and Maureen because they’ve shown they are now driven by feelings and not logic anymore. They have become close to Ofunneka and would rather eliminate Code and Maureen instead of homegirl.

Well, we can only guess at their motivations, the real show will unravel when they actually make their nominations this evening. I sense a surprise is in the offing, so let’s just watch and see how this plays out, shall we?   

@Ndi
Babe! I'm here, and i'm back. Gotten rid of those horrid clients on saturday night. So it's BBA2 all the way, until the next desperate set of clients come by. Our Penthouse trip should take place this weekend o. Hear there's a public holiday from Thursday which makes this coming weekend a very long one, if you know what i mean.

@Tampico
Wassap girl? great job you're doing here. Wish i could write like you; carefree, refreshing and witty. Keep it up.

@Tommyex
My guy, wetin dey happen? So sorry for keeping you hungry but i'm back now. Thanks for hanging in there.

@Salsera
Hey girl, what's good? thanks for checking on me yesterday. Appreciate it.

@all
Hey people, thanks for asking after me during my week in hell. It feels good to be appreciated, and i appreciate y'all.

Thanks people, Tampico especially

@LawyerChap
Boyfriend! Good to have you back and in "Full Force".

For the Penthouse Trip   I am just a "Click" away if you know what i mean.   It won't be good to waste the long hols now, would it?

HELLO GUYS,
HOW IS EVERONE DOING? SURE YOU RE ALL GOOD TO HIT ON WITH THE WEEK.
JUST TO THANK YOU ALL FOR THE POSTING. REALLY INTRESTING!! ;
HEY LAWYERCHAP WELLCOME DUDE. HAVE A BLESSED DAY GUYS.

if its a showdown between fakekweku & ofu mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Good job lawyerchap, thanks for the update. I always have to call to find out the latest. I am so glad bertha is out, i saw through her from day one.