Firestar's Diary:farting Competition

I've just finished my meal of Adalu,  and settled comfortably on the bed to rest a bit. Aaliyah: Hah, Oh, Time should reach naw, I want call on MTN XTRACOOL. And Its only 10:38!
             Time is slow here I beg! I just hope I won't sleep by then,

Firestar: Sha lower the volume of your phone or better yet take it in the bathroom,

Aaliyah: It'll echo,

Firestar: Then take it outside, ! (sniffs) Whats that smell,  Aaaah! TAYE!!! Was that you?
              Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!

Taye:     I don't smell it, (sniffs) Titi, she iwo ni?

Titi:  Oti ooo,  Emi ko,  Abi, ? Ko she Kaf? Kaf,Kaf!!! (sniffs her rear) Kaf! Aaaah.

Kaf:    (Giggles) It doesn't smell,

Taye:    I warned you not to feed us beans but you insisted. I've not started mine and
             you're complaining. Anyway mine doesn't smell, it sounds like so, ( farts loudly)


Firestar: Ah! Oluwa oooooo! Is that how its goin to be, ? When I start mine all of y'all will
              vacate this room, 

Aaliyah: Ah, Joh! I don't want to smell any emissions, or feel any vibrations ah!

            ( At 2:30a.m.)

Taye:    Ptttttttttbuhhhhhhhhpupppp!!! (Indigestion)

Firestar: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh( silencer)

Aaliyah: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Who closed the window? (sniffs) yehhhhhhhhhh!

Firestar: (Sleepily) I warned (yawns) you,

Taye: Wa GBA!!!!!


Firestar: (Next morning, I woke everybody up with a , )

All:         Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh