Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )

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lexyflexy (m)
Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« on: January 11, 2006, 01:45 PM »

Hi  there, I thought to share this with you all, feels good, hope you like it.... Cool

Definition of kiss
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Prof. of Economics
   
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply

 
 
Prof. of Accountancy
     
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned

 

Prof. of Algebra
     
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 

Prof. of Geometry
     
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 
 
 
Prof. of Physics
     
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
 
 
 
 
Prof. of Chemistry
     
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
 
 
 
Prof. of Zoology
     
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.

 
 
Prof. of Physiology
     
Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis-oris muscles in the state of contraction.
   
 
 
Prof. of Dentistry
     
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

 
 
Prof. of Philosophy
     
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
 
 
 
Prof. of English
     
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all

 
 
Prof. of Architecture
     
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
 
 
 
Prof. of Comp.Science

What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable
hot-angel (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #1 on: January 12, 2006, 08:47 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Quote
Prof. of Zoology
     
Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
This goes to all the french kissers out there.
lexyflexy (m)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #2 on: January 12, 2006, 03:58 PM »

French kisserz.....?
cillalove (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #3 on: January 12, 2006, 04:20 PM »

lol

i can't stop laughing

Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
cillalove (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #4 on: January 12, 2006, 04:21 PM »

lol

i can't stop laughing

Lips sealed Lips sealed Lips sealed
lexyflexy (m)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #5 on: January 12, 2006, 06:30 PM »

@ cillalove ........and whats making you laught
SweetnSour (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #6 on: January 12, 2006, 06:37 PM »

hehehhehehe nice concept... not bad at all . it goes 4 all kissers.
cillalove (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #7 on: January 13, 2006, 01:29 PM »

u want to know wht's making me laugh. well it's ur defination for kissing.
christyne (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #8 on: January 24, 2006, 08:47 AM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
:-*Nice definitions,i love it all. Kiss
lexyflexy (m)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #9 on: January 24, 2006, 03:39 PM »

@ christyne .... tell me, which is your fav. defn. ?
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #10 on: March 06, 2006, 12:41 AM »


Quote
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply
.

Prof. of Algebra
     

Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

 


Prof. of Geometry
     

Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

 
 
 

Prof. of Physics
     

Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
 
 
 
 

Prof. of Chemistry
     

Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
 
 
 
i love all these definitions


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lexyflexy (m)
Re: Definition Of Kiss (according To Subjects Phy, Che, Eco. Etc Etc )
« #11 on: August 22, 2006, 09:33 PM »

@ Rhodalyn ,  have you really recieved lectures from all the above listed kissing tips and diagrams,  you must have some stuffs to tell,  (tell me alone),  I would send you my yahoo id so you make it known to me at your dispossal),
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