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skylo (f)
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are all dis enough for men?and i will be glad if they can really appreciate all this.well dat was cool.
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toplass (f)
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do all this and you lose him. statistics prove that men don't last long with girls that play by your list
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moondust (m)
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those are a woman's needs. not a man's needs listed out there
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Emad (f)
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i am not interested in making anybody smile, instead HE shoul;d make me smile, after all i am doing him a favour by going out with him  |
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Seun (m)
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What favor? You better wake up before you grow old (30) and ugly and guys start running away from you!
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Emad (f)
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What favor? You better wake up before you grow old (30) and ugly and guys start running away from you!
 Calm down!!!!!! There is a little thing called plastic surgery  |
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m.i (f)
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the golden rule : if youre into soccer, and youre not into his team, shift camp sharp sharp, if youve been a chelsea supporter all your life, and your guy will kill for arsenal, you better learn to be a gunner, and revoke all ties to the blues! how can you top that kind of loyalty?! lol
*although a girl caring about sports at all seems to make lots of guys happy*
and when he is with his friends, be on his side, in most arguements, praise him in front of them, and for some reason, guys like when their girlfriends have PDA (public displays of affection) going on around their friends, makes them feel like, yea, shes mine, and she loves me, and shes here, and y'all are prolly so jealous!!! whooooooo! lol
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estherino
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this is serious issues most lady battle with. if i undestand this topic very well,
ways to make a guy smile.
you need to be very sensitive enough to know what he want,
understand his person.
give him attention.
talk to him when he want you.
talk less and listen more when he is talking.
then get the message behind him message before contributing.
don't get upset to his idea even if they don't make sense, you can rebuke him not to argument.
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sammeeat (f)
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watch soccer with him, even if u hate it so much.(i love soccer though)
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Sweet T (m)
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@Poster Give him some of that yickky stickky thing. And i can guarantee you his happiness.  |
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4Her (f)
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They can frown/deform their face for all I care Smile ko sky ni |
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Gabry (f)
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I dont know about you guys but heres what I do to show my love for him:- 1) Call him whenever I know he is free just to say Hi, Love you and take care. 2) at least once a week, I would send him a Love Ecard in broad day light 3) Whenever he has to watch a Football match, I would join him and support the team he is supposrting no matter what ( By doing it, I think I'm starting to get addicted to the game myself!) 4) Try to help him in all ways to make him suceed in his dreams / career / goal. E.g.: He wants to open a business but he needs more money so what I do is that I will work hard and when I have enough, I would give some to him to lessen his burden. 5) Pray for him every night before I sleep 6) I always tell him that he is a genious (well actually he really is a Genious!) 7) I always call him Handsome and down to earth (because he really is) If he cries, I would cry with him (I'm good at that anyways), if he laughs, I would laugh with him but if he is angry, I would try to make him smile like telling him a joke or acting stupid infront of him ( I'm good at that too as I always do that to my friends and family) 9) Give him massages 10) If he is sick, I would cook for him, rub his body with warm water, tuck him to bed, sing for him untill he goes to sleep and kiss him on the fore head 11) Dont be too clingy with him cause everyone needs their space once in awhile so if he is out with his friends, I dont usually want to tag along especially if its a guy's night out. 12) Bake for him cookies or cake once awhile 13) Support him to the fullest 14) Trust him in whatever he does 15) Always ready and plan Plan B on the activities or things which he plans to do which I think that its a risk so that if his plan A dont work, than I could use my Plan B to safe the day. I guess thats it from me. |
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Pennywise
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@gabrywyl
This will make a nice little manual for any g url with marriage on her mind.
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Gabry (f)
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Hey pennywise, Yes exactly.  But she has to do it full heartedly and willing to do it for him otherwise, just don't do it and don't be with him. My own personal opinion. But to be honest, I am not married but have been doing it to my boyfriend and I'm not thinking about marriage yet. |
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Pennywise
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But to be honest, I am not married but have been doing it to my boyfriend and I'm not thinking about marriage yet.
Oh. My worry is that when you eventually think marriage he will be too pampered silly to be of any use. |
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Gabry (f)
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He's doing the same thing for me. Its a give and take situation.
He wanted to get married but for me it isn't the right time because we are still trying to get his business up and also we wanted to get a house and a car before we get marry.
P/S: Remember, it takes 2 hands to clap
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Pennywise
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we wanted to get a house and a car before we get marry.
P/S: Remember, it takes 2 hands to clap
Yeah. I agree with you. But don't let your courtship take too long now with so many sharks out there. Sometimes guys get confused. The car can always come after marriage you know? |
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Gabry (f)
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Yes Pennywise. I agree with the car part. Well, I always believe that if he's mine, then he will be mine no matter what. If he ends up with another female, then I know he is not meant for me.
No, just a few months more then we will get everything settled.
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Pennywise
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Good luck to you. May your marriage be all you dreamt of. Practising moslem?
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Gabry (f)
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No, we both are born Catholics.
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teissys (f)
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To make a man smile; * Come naked * Bring beer |
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djcrucifix (m)
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"27 ways to make a guy smile."
01. Bring us food.
02. Let him watch his porn either with him or in peace.
03. If you refuse to watch it, you must agree to partake in a "pornographic" situation afterwards.
04. leave him alone when he's with his boys.
05. When the game is on, that means quiet time.
06. When they stare at other women, tell them "oh yeah i'd do her to."
07. Praise the small "things" he has, It usually won't grow anymore. Remember, it's always the "biggest one I've ever seen."
08. Call him "hot stuff" and "beefcake".
09. Let them play their video games as much as they want.
10. Let them drive all the time and never ask for directions, even if they've been lost for the past two hours.
11. The "time of the month" week will be referred to as Blowjob week.
12. Never have a "headache."
13. play with his "fun stuff".
14. Baby them once in a while.
15. no matter what, always answer "yes dear, you're the best I've ever had".
16. Laugh at all their jokes, even if you think they're unfortunate.
17. Always answer "why yes dear i did cum."
18. let him fall asleep right after sex, no cuddling.
19. He never has to say I love you in front of his boys.
20. if he's mad, just say everything is your fault.
21. Everything they say is right.
22. All holidays and anniversary means SEX!.
23. treat him like god around his friends.
24. Condoms are not his responsibility if you forget then you must take that chance.
25. let him take as many pictures as he wants and keep them.
26. dance with him, even if he looks like a buffoon having a seizure out on the dance floor.
27. two words: Road Head,
that's soooooo f**king hilarious!  |
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lady bam (f)
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@post
different strokes
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tatenda
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Funny people indeed. How childish and naive.
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Moyola (f)
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Ewww!! |
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