The Biggest Insult You Have Ever Heard?

•   If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
•   You'd make a lovely corpse!
•   I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
•   Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
•   Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
•   You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits, huh?
•   Did you eat a brain tumor for breakfast?
•   You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
•   I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?
•   I wish I'd known you when you were alive.
•   If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!
•   What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.
•   When you go to the mind reader, do you get half price?
•   I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone else is driving.
•   You're a mouse studying to be a rat.
•   Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
•   Every time I'm next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.
•   I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were the quickest!
•   If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
•   There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
•   Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
•   You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.