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my2cents (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #160 on: April 30, 2007, 02:43 PM »

wow,

a girl giving a guy advice on where to go to flench a fellow girl.

hmm, I guess the world is indeed coming to an end  Tongue
Vintage
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #161 on: April 30, 2007, 04:13 PM »

forget white girls, there are way too many fine , and hardworking sistas out there to be checking out the white girls
oyinboaja
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #162 on: April 30, 2007, 04:41 PM »

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maybe u think u are still in nigeria{chatin up a girl in d bus stop }i bet u are one of those irritant that see a girl strolin home and u start sayin seeeeeeeeeeee from afar.I think u better take 1forall advice and stick to it.

Nothing wrong with saying seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee if it works. na by force to use oyinbo method?
oyinboaja
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #163 on: April 30, 2007, 04:44 PM »

ol boy, just go meet them for pub/club. na ya house them go end up for night and them no go even want talk to you the next day. them no dey for toasting, na yanshing them dey for  Lips sealed
n-guage (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #164 on: April 30, 2007, 05:16 PM »

You guys beat around the bush a lot.
Try to stay fly, this is very important.
Get your friends to introduce their friends.
Be good in bed. if you hit it once you'll hit it twice.

After your first girl u'll start having them easy
Adetife
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #165 on: April 30, 2007, 05:25 PM »

What there is a method for toasting white girls? There i was thinking they were easy as hell.
You need to find yourself in a club or pub sharpish!!!
jbuoy (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #166 on: April 30, 2007, 09:48 PM »

@oyinboaja, u are right about that. They wuld follow u home and do anything but they dnt need any toast of relationship till the nxt club day, and no money at all.
mubowa (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #167 on: April 30, 2007, 10:08 PM »

bus stop, hew, sorry they won't answer you. and i think you have a low self esteem. build up confidence in your self. if you keep asking for other people line of chating a girl up, you will keep being a photocopy of that person, what if what happen in his case did not happen in your. thr fact that other met their girls at the bus stop doesn't mean you will meet your there to. and its a way you approach people you meet in a bus stop than people you meet in the party.
blue-sky (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #168 on: April 30, 2007, 10:55 PM »

u gotta try and lose your accent, so they understand what your saying.
but don't put on a fake english accent because that sounds terrible.

If your not good looking, don't 'toast' girls on bus stop. Its very annoying when guys do this, u have to be very special for girl to like u in those situations.

My best advice, is meet them through clubs, uni, friends.
stalion (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #169 on: April 30, 2007, 11:03 PM »

''A lizard in the pool might not be a crocodile in a lake'', Guy,I got to agree, it depends on your game.From that your name,its hard to believe if you were really successful with women in Nigeria before coming to ''uncharted'' waters.Jus know that your white girls are more sexually liberated than their black counterparts and much more likely to be receptive and even make the first move.Your GAME gotta be tight,dude and CONFIDENCE is the tool.70% is BODY LANGUAGE, 20% IS VOICE TONE,actual words is jus 10%.Apart from bus stops,check out Malls,hair and nail salons,Art shows,Tanning salons,Gyms,Colleges,Yoga,AOL,  etc.
   Notice the situation and approach when she's not likely to feel ''rudely interrupted''.You must know what to say and EXACTLY how you are going to say it.Remember to LOOK at her when talking,unless you are in a loud bar or club, in that case lean as close as you can to her ear and speak.Try and eliminate your nervous ticks,stilted body language,fast movements,stammering,fast blinking,looking around and any other signs that you're uncomfortable.Its ok to PAUSE,it builds anticipation.
    You understand,guy abi na gay?Make it a point to ''scope'' at least 3 or more white girls daily,since practice makes perfect.Develop a crocodile skin to All REJECTIONS and say NEXT when you get one, The reason I said that is because not all girls u meet might be avalaible, some married,engaged,in a relationship,lesbians,pyschos,or jus not in the mood.Approximately 5000 girls are having their 18yr birthday today and every other day so you have a wide range to pick from.
   Remember,most of the white girls love the ''MYTH'' of the black man,u know,the KONGA,TONGOLO.KOKO(maybe too much porn videos) and its up to you to present your game in line with that.From experience,you'll find them toasting you without too much words from your side.Make sure you're damn good in bed(import BURANTASHI or SKUNK from Nigeria if u aint sure) and they'll tell their friends who'd like to confirm Cool.
Rlst84sale (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #170 on: May 01, 2007, 02:39 AM »

Man,

The kindda training this guys is getting here will end up not doing him any good. He will eventually turn to a hard core player, except if he is just looking for an experience, his name seems like the brother is questionable. Man, try and change that name.
bamidele (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #171 on: May 01, 2007, 06:30 AM »

show them your black cock
mekoyo (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #172 on: May 01, 2007, 02:41 PM »

See lecture. You go fear now.
Vieira (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #173 on: May 01, 2007, 04:38 PM »

Gaylord??? I go die o!

with that kind name no wonder you dey struggle with the babes.

when u watched that movie did you get the joke about the name at all?

anyway peeps on here have given you the full deal about white girls.

If you just want to yansh them, then go to some outside London club and they will throw themselves at you.

It won't even cost you a penny. Na so they cheap.

But if you are looking for a decent white babe as a steady girlfriend then I suggest you up your game and go to trendy joints, plus seeing as you have only been here 7 months you probably have a thick accent and total misunderstanding of social etiquette in the UK.

Do you even "get" British humour? These are the things you need to work on as well.

I would suggest you try hanging with white guys but as u are jobless I bet you don't even know any white guys!

Give it time but get a job quickly and everything else will fall in place.

Plus ditch that screen name it just screams "Loser"

Grin
I-man (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #174 on: May 01, 2007, 05:11 PM »

Quote from: Vieira on May 01, 2007, 04:38 PM
Gaylord??? I go die o!

with that kind name no wonder you dey struggle with the babes.

when u watched that movie did you get the joke about the name at all?

anyway peeps on here have given you the full deal about white girls.

If you just want to yansh them, then go to some outside London club and they will throw themselves at you.

It won't even cost you a penny. Na so they cheap.

But if you are looking for a decent white babe as a steady girlfriend then I suggest you up your game and go to trendy joints, plus seeing as you have only been here 7 months you probably have a thick accent and total misunderstanding of social etiquette in the UK.

Do you even "get" British humour? These are the things you need to work on as well.

I would suggest you try hanging with white guys but as u are jobless I bet you don't even know any white guys!

Give it time but get a job quickly and everything else will fall in place.

Plus ditch that screen name it just screams "Loser"

 Grin
Give it time ? Shocked The boy hasn't been laid in 7 months.He is running out of hand cream  Grin

Go to some of them night clubs and the rest is history.You might get a girl who is soo drunk that she mistakes you for Jamie Fox Grin Careful though,you might get charged for rape.

free2ryhme (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #175 on: May 02, 2007, 03:29 AM »

SIMPLE, SINCE ALL GIRLS HAVE FISH BRAIN WHETHER WHITE OR BLACK FEED THEM WITH WORM LIKE BAITS. GO AN WATCH ALL THE WHITE FILMS AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE IN THEM  Tongue
IBB Fan (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #176 on: May 02, 2007, 09:48 AM »

gaylord, shey you remember how long African China stayed behind bars last year? abi u dey find citizenship? Cheesy 7 months, no school/job. wetin u con dey do 4 london and who's feeding/footing your bills?
IBB Fan (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #177 on: May 02, 2007, 09:49 AM »

@I-man
 Cheesy Cheesy why don't you tell him shops where he can get more hand creams while giving it time? Wink
IBB Fan (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #178 on: May 02, 2007, 10:14 AM »

g-fcuker, you really should try www.gumtree.com like someone said earlier. anyway, i went a little bit far for you as per my naija brother with an over-flowing sperm bank. i figured that since you and IBDat are now a team, you guys should hook up with these 2 naughty girls; http://www.gumtree.com/london/52/9539952.html

happy hunting and 4-some. please, make sure you send my pimp fees. after successful completion, hit me and i'll send you my account details. Wink
dremoney (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #179 on: May 02, 2007, 01:44 PM »

watta thread!
IBDat (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #180 on: May 02, 2007, 02:09 PM »

@IBB Fan - LMAO, u funny o, but waste not, want not!
jimaj4life (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #181 on: May 02, 2007, 03:00 PM »

guy,it does my heading when we nigerianns think whyt gals are cheap,its not true,your a fresh guy from Nigeria,your accent is crap,your dressing is bullshit,how will they trip for you,remember we are humans,they are just like us,the only difference is the skin color man,forget it,u can't just get them anyhow,itz not possible,u gatta nice up, learn how they do it and i think its going to get u places with them!!!!!!!!!!!    and don't think the black guys u see going out the the whyt girls got here 7months ago, some of them have been here for ages and some were even born here,

but if your despirate of girls, try the black ones,they understand u better and i think they tend to give u chances more than the whyt ones, this is the simple truth,  the picture there is me


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tenor (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #182 on: May 02, 2007, 03:22 PM »

Must you try so hard to chat up a chick, whether black, white, indigo or maroon. SEe everyone turning into James Bond. Na wa o! Just be yourself and the rest will be history.
Vieira (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #183 on: May 02, 2007, 04:10 PM »

what the fcuk is the point of your pix?

to show us that you are the bomb or what?

see me see me trouble.

nairaland go kill me o.
Adetife
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #184 on: May 02, 2007, 05:40 PM »

LOL - Girlz no even dey for the pic self!! Abi nah invite to Gaylord?  Grin Grin Grin
babyosisi (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #185 on: May 03, 2007, 02:07 AM »

gaylord  the desperation in your posting about "laying hands" on these white girls dey fear me O.
Is this like a life long ambition of yours to be with a white woman the moment you land for London.
Be careful what you wish for,them get oyinbo girls and them get oyinbo girls.
Don't let that white skin fool you.
You may be hunting for a Jessica Simpson and end up with one that could knock out  Wesley Snipes and Tyson put together.God have mercy.
babyosisi (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #186 on: May 03, 2007, 02:19 AM »

gaylord here she is,the woman of your dreams.


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ikamefa (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #187 on: May 03, 2007, 02:34 AM »

hhahahahaha  up! up! Nairaland!


persin don laugh tire for this thread! "  Grin  "
busygirl (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #188 on: May 03, 2007, 02:36 AM »

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Quote from: ikamefa on May 03, 2007, 02:34 AM
hhahahahaha up! up! Nairaland!


persin don laugh tire for this thread! " Grin "
Me too  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
tolsee
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #189 on: May 03, 2007, 02:59 PM »

Na wah for you! Why a white girl,  Huh
n-guage (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #190 on: May 03, 2007, 08:46 PM »

Quote from: tolsee on May 03, 2007, 02:59 PM
Na wah for you! Why a white girl, Huh
Why are u asking? Gaylord is tryin to get some pink ps. Bone the accent stuff. Be a good listener, be a funny guy. you know the rules
But don't try to get them by the bus stop. Get the ones in your school, or the ones who work where you work.
Most important. STAY FLY
spoilt (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #191 on: May 04, 2007, 05:45 AM »

@babyosisi

that is exactly what gaylord needs. the thing is he wont mind the physique or anything else wrong as long as she's white!
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