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legry (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #192 on: May 04, 2007, 08:25 PM »

Quote from: Vieira on May 02, 2007, 04:10 PM
what the fcuk is the point of your pix?

to show us that you are the bomb or what?

see me see me trouble.

nairaland go kill me o.

Vieira whalai you are stll a crase man lol  Grin Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: babyosisi on May 03, 2007, 02:19 AM
gaylord here she is,the woman of your dreams.

Gaylord has a new cheek Shocked Shocked
Quote from: IBB Fan on May 02, 2007, 09:49 AM
@I-man
 Cheesy Cheesy why don't you tell him shops where he can get more hand creams while giving it time? Wink
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

I just love this place

GayFocker,  dumb dumb guy lol
babyosisi (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #193 on: May 04, 2007, 08:38 PM »

Quote from: spoilt on May 04, 2007, 05:45 AM
@babyosisi

that is exactly what gaylord needs. the thing is he wont mind the physique or anything else wrong as long as she's white!

All these undercooked black men chasing after white girls like they've lost their minds.Imagine someone complaining of not being able to lay his hands on a white girl since his arrival in London like they're some sort of prized posessions?

When these white people label black men as maniacs on heat out to rape white women,we attack them,now we are entertaining a man whose sole purpose is to have a white woman by all means and some are are actually giving him tips.

Wake up my brothers and have some pride in yourselves and your heritage!
Rlst84sale (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #194 on: May 04, 2007, 10:30 PM »

Maybe what he needs is a job and change of name because I don't think any sister would even look at a guy that answer gay name.
anusule (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #195 on: May 05, 2007, 12:37 AM »

@topic

my guy black girls no dey where u dey reside?
n-guage (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #196 on: May 05, 2007, 02:55 AM »

why are u all tryin to tell him what to do, he wants a white bootie. He is just curious
babyosisi (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #197 on: May 05, 2007, 02:58 AM »

may be you can take him under your tutelage Shocked
BruceLee
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #198 on: May 05, 2007, 10:56 AM »

This must be the funniest thread on Nairaland
puker (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #199 on: May 05, 2007, 06:21 PM »

gaylorrrdddd. Dang! pack my little arse n run Shocked
busygirl (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #200 on: May 05, 2007, 10:29 PM »

with all these loads of advice. Gaylord should have found one oyinbo chic.
*shouting* GAYLOOOORD! where are you? Oya come and give your testimony.
Mula (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #201 on: May 05, 2007, 11:00 PM »

IF you need to get laid. you should try King's Cross station. i heard alot of White hookers ply their Trade there. Just pay them the asking price. she will be your bitch for the night and your quest for sexual fulfillment with a white girl will be satisfied but be careful though you could be arrested for soliciting and be deported back to Nigeria. And i wonder what you will tell your village people. ( that you were caught with your pants down or your visa expired ) the shame of it all
pmdaboh (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #202 on: May 06, 2007, 02:41 AM »

Your personal preference is your choice, so I will not comment on that.  I am an African American woman, and I recently married a Nigerian man (he is wonderful by the way).  One thing I can say as a woman, and from America is that "FIRST IMPRESSIONS MEAN EVERYTHING".  If your English is not that polished, you will be perceived as not being intelligent, and therefore, just looking for a "lay" for the night.  No, you do not have to sound as though you are a professor teaching a law course, but one thing is true is most women sum a man up in a few minutes by what he says and how he says it.  Broken English will not do.  If you have been living in London for 7 months now, you should have observed how men (of various cultures) approach the type of women you are interested in, and see what works and what does not work.  Find out who "YOU ARE".  Do you look neat, polished, and can you hold a conversation on quiet easily without using broken English.  I love to hear a Nigerian man's accent, but I do not like to hear Broken English . .no matter what his accent.

My husband is just perfect, for I actually flew to Lagos, Nigeria to marry him.  . . . .he was approved by the Immigration Office just last week, and soon he and my stepson will be coming to America to me.  He was caring, kind, intelligent, and spoke English, Ijaw, and Yoruba very well.  Your English skills must be very good!

I know you asked for a guy's advice, but I thought you would not mind a woman (married at that) giving you a little advice.  My family and friends did not want me to marry a Nigerian, but he was the only man for me.  I am not questioning your preference for "white girls", for that is your right to be attacted to whoever you are attracted to.  Just be very polished . .  Now if you only want a "lay" than well . .what can I say to that.
n-guage (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #203 on: May 06, 2007, 03:02 AM »

true true
uspry1 (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #204 on: May 06, 2007, 03:10 AM »

Bravo @pmdaboh!!!! I like your statement so boldly! One day I will be next, who know, but God knows!!!

Welcome to Nairaland member!
babyosisi (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #205 on: May 07, 2007, 10:08 PM »

Quote from: pmdaboh on May 06, 2007, 02:41 AM
[b]My husband is just perfect, for I actually flew to Lagos, Nigeria to marry him.   . . . .he was approved by the Immigration Office just last week, and soon he and my stepson will be coming to America to me.  He was caring, kind, intelligent, and spoke English, Ijaw, and Yoruba very well.  Your English skills must be very good!

I know you asked for a guy's advice, but I thought you would not mind a woman (married at that) giving you a little advice.  My family and friends did not want me to marry a Nigerian, but he was the only man for me.  I am not questioning your preference for "white girls", for that is your right to be attacted to whoever you are attracted to.  Just be very polished . .  Now if you only want a "lay" than well . .what can I say to that.[/b]

I understand what you mean here.
You seem to be so much in love,that's great.
There are still good Nigerian men,a whole lot out there.
Wish you well in your marriage.
Brown-Eyes (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #206 on: May 08, 2007, 06:18 PM »

@ Topic

Like everyone says, try the clubs usually outside London where they hardly get black privates like Southampton, Leeds etc  and make sure you can dance. London is oversaturated with black men who are very good with getting white girls so practise outside London first.

Nothing turns on a white girl more than to see a black man demonstrate what he can do to her in bed. For the up tempo music pump the hips like you are banging doggy style and then ask one of them for a dance and then she is all yours.  For the slow dance music,just wind those hips ever so slowly as if you are giving one the grind of her life

Keep plying them with drinks because for some reason drink makes the girls do everything and anything whilst for the males they get violent and beat one another up.

Personality plays a vital part so asking boring questions like what do study? where did you buy your dress from? what qualifications do you have? will get you nowhere. Give your intended lady the 'look' when you catch her attention. Hold the gaze for some time then look away at other females . DON'T look too desperate and stare at her all bug eyed. The aim is to get her attention and act stoosh aka play hard to get.

When you do get up and personal, comment on her sexuality don't go for the common killer that JJC's use, you are so beautiful  i love you. Comment on how she turns you on and how hard she has made you. White women have this common belief that black men have big mega whoppers and can go on all night so play on it if you want to lay a white girl.

Be careful if you just want a one night stand because once they tried black (and it was all that and a bag of chips) they keep coming back.

Use a condom by the way at all times unless you are planning to marry her.


IBB Fan (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #207 on: May 09, 2007, 02:40 AM »

Quote from: Brown-Eyes on May 08, 2007, 06:18 PM

Use a condom by the way at all times unless you are planning to marry her.


do NOT stop using a condom until your wedding night.
exng (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #208 on: May 10, 2007, 10:55 AM »

hmm quite a nice topic Smiley

mula tell me, how do you know all this?

i stay in aberdeen and frm what you posted a weekend wldnt be a bad idea what do you think:)

ha ha!!
Brown-Eyes (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #209 on: May 10, 2007, 06:50 PM »

@IBB FAN

Are you telling me you use a condom all the time with your longterm girl friend? If you do then i take my hat off to you because most men i know ride bareback with their woman.
Ollie39
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #210 on: May 10, 2007, 07:28 PM »

Keep using a condom.

What difference does it make whether the person in a short or longtime girl/boy friend? If the person has an STD, they still have it even when they become long time whatever!!
ATLANTA96 (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #211 on: May 24, 2007, 09:51 PM »

I THINK You ARE STILL NEW IN LONDON.
AND You HAVE A LOT TO PUT IN PLACE AND NOT JUST
GOING AFTER WHITE LADIES,  You REALLY A GOOD JOB
AND You HAVE TO STUDY HARD TOO,
 BY THE TIME You ARE DONE WITH THIS You WILL BE
RUNING AWAY FROM THEM COX THEY WILL BE CHASING You,
DON'T TELL ME You TRAVEL TO LONDON BCOX WHITE THING
n-guage (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #212 on: May 31, 2007, 11:42 PM »

i tol himthe same thin, You hit it once, u'll get the formular
UPRISING
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #213 on: June 03, 2007, 02:13 PM »

THANK You.
  ATLANTA96
Vieira (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #214 on: June 05, 2007, 01:39 AM »

Quote from: Brown-Eyes on May 10, 2007, 06:50 PM
@IBB FAN

Are you telling me you use a condom all the time with your longterm girl friend? If you do then i take my hat off to you because most men i know ride bareback with their woman.

Yeparipa!!

And you go allow them? foolishness never end for this world o!

People no dey fear disease?

If you no fear for pikin at least fear for your life now.

It be like you know plenty useless bobo's.

Try and educate your friends to lock the pu$$y until a raincoat is on the dic.k o.
Sweet T (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #215 on: June 05, 2007, 01:59 AM »

@Topic
White girl ke. What will i do with a snow flake when i my nubian, chocolate queens are all over the place. White girl ko, white girl ni !
kingandrew (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #216 on: August 21, 2007, 02:52 AM »

The guy is just curious, he could do with a little bit of encouragement.Giving him the stick for what we've all been guilty of makes us hypocrites.
Son,the black girls giving you the stick are just jealous, if you want to be with a white girl,so be it! its your choice,my little advice will be just, socialise a bit more,go clubbing,it always works.London can be very tricky some times with getting white girls,or even any girl,but with luck,there is always one for everybody.
The topmost advice,that guarantee you a white girl by next month, is get a job in a restaurant.you have the choice of picking,polish,medittareans.e.t.c.
last but not the least if you can join them,be them.behave a bit whitish,go to galleries,coffee shops,skating.
goodluck.
Siena (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #217 on: August 21, 2007, 08:44 AM »

Hmm, I suppose a white girl is personal choice. But Gaylord  Undecided, if any white girl could read what you've posted on here, they'd be running - away from you!

It's the "laying hands on them" bit that sounds really sleazy.

I prefer white ladies myself, but they usually come looking for me. I've never used chat-up lines, never actually known how to, but I've done ok. My fiancee happens to be white too.

Moderate your approach, and don't appear too keen to get into their knickers - girls can usually sense that from the start.

If you still find it hard, then, I'm afraid, there's always Kings Cross to fall back on.  Wink
spoilt (f)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #218 on: August 22, 2007, 12:01 AM »

is this thread still open?  Huh
IBDat (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #219 on: August 22, 2007, 04:50 AM »

Quote from: spoilt on August 22, 2007, 12:01 AM
is this thread still open?  Huh

I was just asking myself the shhhhaaammmmeee ting. . .  Grin
2muchbar (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #220 on: August 22, 2007, 12:00 PM »

y r u interested in girls?Change your username  mayb i'd teach u.GAYLOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
holythug (m)
Re: How To Toast White Girls In London?
« #221 on: February 01, 2008, 08:54 PM »

u carry your patapata enter d queensland omo i sorry for you ojust think of what it take to get over there
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