Ugly/pretty

Mary: Bob says I'm ugly, but then James says I'm pretty. What do you think Johnny?

Johnny: A bit of both. I'D say you're pretty ugly.

As  for me, it's funny

Ha ha ha!!

 

Iysaa, I dey o.
Nothing dey happen!

                   
[b][/b]                 NO TRY SUCK DAT BRODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Two mosquitoes approached a guy to start sucking when the first one screamed:

"Akpos! Akpos!!"
The Other mosquito replied angrily because he was already salivating Yes, brother?"
"Akpos!! No just try suck that brother O!!"
"But why, brother?" By now mosquito saliva is already touching the ground.
"If you like yourself, no try am. Remember last week when I sick?"
"Ehnn, I remember." Uncontrollable spittle
"Na this same brother I suck wey give me malaria"
The saliva stopped.
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A woman called her houseboy:
"Akpan! Akpan!! Why doesn't toothpick last long in this house?"
Akpan promptly replied:
"Madam, I no know, but no be me. You fit ask them yunio (junior). Dem go even tell you say when I dey is my toothpick, I dey put am back"
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A friend of mine saw a mango tree and decided to pluck some, but the problem was that he was not sure wether they were ripe, so he climbed the tree and felt the fruits. Satisfied that they were ripe, he came down and started stoning the tree.

what do need his pic for?
the joke is funny nice one man

@adjain your jokes are straight and off the hook

thanks man  nice joke up there

have yourself a pleasant weekend mind u don't bla bla bla widout cd