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disturbed (m)
Help, My privates Is Bent!
« on: May 14, 2007, 09:00 PM »

hi guys. . .
please i think i av a problem,

whenever i'm erect, my privates is always bent towards the left. . .
its really annoyin because i always try to straighten it but it just returns to its bent position.

is this a problem?? please what can i do?Huh
hope it wont affect me as a manplease
NymphoQin (f)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #1 on: May 14, 2007, 09:07 PM »

oh men ! sorry dude.  Cry Cry Cry
disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #2 on: May 14, 2007, 09:16 PM »

what Shocked
please ur scaring me. . .
what does that mean??
is it bad???
please guys common talk to me
Raymand (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #3 on: May 14, 2007, 09:19 PM »

This would mean you'd have to lie against the woman's position to hit the G-Spot.
disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #4 on: May 14, 2007, 09:32 PM »

raymand please explain better. . what do u mean.
disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #5 on: May 14, 2007, 10:25 PM »

u guys are not talkin?
please is this bad?
having a bent privates?
Raymand (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #6 on: May 14, 2007, 11:20 PM »

Duh, straight 'penised' guys will laugh at you in the communal showers.
disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #7 on: May 15, 2007, 11:49 AM »

u guys are makin this harder than i tot.
drrionelli (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #8 on: May 15, 2007, 06:03 PM »

@disturbed:
It's clear, sir, that you would do well to seek the advice of a physician.  Your family doctor can likely help you with the situation, or s/he can refer you to a specialist if that is in your best interest.

I suggest this rather than I do seeking to correct the problem yourself.  Those parts are far too valuable to take chances with! 

Please, see a doctor!
cute-ass (f)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #9 on: May 15, 2007, 06:38 PM »

Hmm this one is serious ooh, or maybe not . . you choose mr.poster Wink

You have a bent privates when errect, so what??

Obviously there's little or nothing you can do about it, unless you're willing to go for a surgery (then you need some cash), or you're ready to go see a panel-beater (less expensive, but you'll come out worse than in the beginning lol) Grin

My dear, the sooner you started accepting it as a part of you that has come to stay, the better for you and the people around you. Especially your future girlfriends will need you not to be ashamed of it, or else they wouldn't want it anywhere around them not to talk of inside them Embarrassed

I love something Tyra Banks usually said, "turn your not so attravtive feature to a head you have above others, make people almost wish they were in your shoes even when deep down, you know its something you want to do away with". You make your world.

The most important thing is knowing how to "work" it, make your girl know that the "bendness" not withstanding, you'll satisfy her beyond measures, and that there's nothing less human or man about you!!!

Now if the problem isn't born-with, then you should see some proffessional person to know what the cause is (i mean if you just woke up from bed one day, and started having bent errection all of a sudden, then there might be a reason behind it), if you've always had that, then

Even though there's not doubt in my mind, you could go for a "potency" test, if you're potent then my guy, you better go out and do your thing and stop crying over spilled milk, because your milk isn't spilled Wink Wink Wink
ruescho (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #10 on: May 15, 2007, 10:34 PM »

More serious, look here, it might be Peyronies disease:

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/peyronies.htm
dgb4 (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #11 on: May 16, 2007, 03:16 PM »

@Poster
They are all creating more pressure on u
I read from a book that it sometimes happens to be like that.
it may be curved to the left or right.
so it doesnt have to borther you anyway, since u can get a solid erection, you need to develop skills on  how to perform very well may be from your girlfriend.
disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #12 on: May 16, 2007, 05:53 PM »

dgb4
thanks on the link on peyronies

but can it be done here? are there specialists here in nigeri that can handle the stuff.?
i mean i wont want to open my stuff to just anybody.

but from what i read it doesnt sound bad, does it?
Da Snake (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #13 on: May 16, 2007, 09:09 PM »

Truth fully dog u aint got nothin to worry about as long as it aint to bad u can stilll have sex
Kenecee (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #14 on: May 16, 2007, 09:55 PM »

there is nothing wrong with ur privates man,some privates do bend to either left or right,it's ok.but if u are really disturbed, u can go and meet with a panel beater to help put it in shape just like cute ass sugested.As long as u can get it erect,u don't have any problem.after al u can always guide u privates into the hole if it's missin its way(very rare).if u are still bothered,gets some straight sticks and tie them on ur prick.that kind of prick is what girls actually need because it will hit every damn corner of thir pussy.
Adetife
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #15 on: May 16, 2007, 11:57 PM »

Nothing to worry about as it doesn't mean u're in any kind of trouble health wise.
Girls will wonder, and maybe even point.
But if it was once straight and now bent then i suggest u do the same number of masturbation with the other hand and see if it straigthens back upĀ  Grin
kike001 (f)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #16 on: May 17, 2007, 12:55 PM »

go to the doctor n take ur mum wit u i mean she has a right 2 know what goes on wit u n ur body lol
Maleeq (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #17 on: May 17, 2007, 03:59 PM »

@Poster

I know your worst fear is about the effect it would have on you sex life?
While this could be rather disturbing, you should not be really bothered as long as you still get a "STIFFY".

Quote from: cute-ass on May 15, 2007, 06:38 PM

Now if the problem isn't born-with, then you should see some proffessional person to know what the cause is (i mean if you just woke up from bed one day, and started having bent errection all of a sudden, then there might be a reason behind it), if you've always had that, then

One question I would want you to answer is: Did you just notice it recently? Or has been like that since forever?

I read somewhere in a journal on the internet that 3 out of 100men have this condition. The privates contains balloon type container when these containers fill with blood, it leads to erection. These balloons can develop a scar that prevents them from increasing normally during an erection, causing the privates to bend toward the scar. Usually this is a harmless condition that requires no treatment because the scar disappears, with no treatment, within five years on the average.


disturbed (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #18 on: May 17, 2007, 11:21 PM »

i first noticed when i was like 15 or 16 years old. i didnt take it serious until of late when it refused to straightn up.
whenever i i was erect, i would try straightn it but it would jus return to the bent state so i left it.
now am afraid if it would affect me sexually . . .

its not painful but will i be able to satisfy a woman? since its just goin in a particular direction
cute-ass (f)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #19 on: May 18, 2007, 08:25 AM »

Quote from: disturbed on May 17, 2007, 11:21 PM
its not painful but will i be able to satisfy a woman? since its just goin in a particular direction

Darling you wouldn't know until you've tried, when one door closes, somehow a window opens. If it doesn't affect your satisfaction, then don't let it affect hers Wink

There are 1001 other ways of making the girl go bananas, use those methods and make your inability less noticed. Some guys will take a girl on a ride and back even without being inside her.

The guy with the smallest d*ick on earth, I'm sure , could be the most wanted in bed if he knows his skills. I'm sure trying different positions in bed will help a whole lot. If you're an A student on other aspects, then that one little fault wouldn't be so much of a deciding factor. Its for you to go that extra mile, I'm sure you're not the first one with "it" on the face of earth, and i'm sure all the others pull through somehow Cheesy

Be the maker of your destiny,show confidence in yourself and someone else wouldn't have the room to make an otherwise outcome of it Cool
Find someone who would love your good qualities and your flaws. Things like this are easily beaten by love, if you find a girl that loves you for you, that would be the least of her worries, because its not the worst that could have haoppened!!! Wink
biozy (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #20 on: May 18, 2007, 09:46 AM »

there is nothing to worry about,
it gives you the better options during sex
Dynast (m)
Re: Help, My privates Is Bent!
« #21 on: May 18, 2007, 01:08 PM »

Thats not a problem guy,d most important thing is that u achieve erection, the bending will be adequately taken care of in the sack
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