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olunifemi (f)
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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are,
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??,
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink,
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
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somze (m)
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I think the fact that you're a lady already creates some sort of divergence with the topic, esp - NO LADIES PLSS  |
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omogenaija (f)
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LMAO  |
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beavers007 (m)
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How come all the comments are from ladies?
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olunifemi (f)
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i just wonder
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Maleeq (m)
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@Poster
Na wa o! Sounds like you've just been "exchanged" in a relationship.
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olunifemi (f)
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how do u mean?
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Maleeq (m)
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Only reason I could come up with to justify your post. (Why wont I mind my own business?)
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olunifemi (f)
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Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are,
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares??,
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink,
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
all these things r true. Only reason I could come up with to justify your post. (Why wont I mind my own business?)
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iice (f)
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ouch!
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tseye (m)
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:Pi guess u hv jus been dump, baby, get life nd stay strong |
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olunifemi (f)
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thread reopened.
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AnthonyKil (m)
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Haha! Sometimes I pity the guys. . . They even mention this like all the time 1) The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys 2) The definition of men - A life support system of a Penis 3) Have you ever notice that all women's problem starts with men? Men-opause Men-strual pain Men-tal illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy 4) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong 5) If you want a commited man, look in a Mental Hospital 6) All men are the same. They just have different faces so that you could tel them apart. But ladies, no matter what, youstill want to have us and love us and besides, you also have your flaws so its a win win situation.  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Haha! Sometimes I pity the guys. . . They even mention this like all the time 1) The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys 2) The definition of men - A life support system of a Penis 3) Have you ever notice that all women's problem starts with men? Men-opause Men-strual pain Men-tal illness Guy-necologist His-terectomy 4) If a woman slaps a man's face in public, everyone assumes he's in the wrong 5) If you want a commited man, look in a Mental Hospital 6) All men are the same. They just have different faces so that you could tel them apart. But ladies, no matter what, youstill want to have us and love us and besides, you also have your flaws so its a win win situation. Thats my Boy. Good one. Have taught you well.  |
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moHot (f)
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@ Topic
you are right
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Raymond88
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Depends on the kind of men you've been seeing!  |
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