The Centipede Pet

A guy gets really bored after close of work eachday so he decided to take a centipede for a pet.
Sameday after trying to count the many legs of his pet unsuccessfully decided, may be he should go out for a beer just for a change. To amuse himself he walks up to his new pet and said "I am going for a couple of beers want to come?"
There was no reply. He then again this time louder repeated, " I am going for a couple of beers want to come?"

The centipede replied this time saying " I heard you the first time I am just putting on my shoes".  

Kwl joke...very funny!

I hope the guy is still alive when his pet is done. lol