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a very successful naija man parked his new lexus in front of his office ready to show it off to his collegues, as he got out a trailer passed too close and completety tore off the door, the man immediately grabbed his cell phone, called the police, and they arrived. before the officer could say anything the man was scereaming hysteriacally, my lexus!, my lexus!, will never be the same again no matter what the panel -beater did to it, the officer just loked at the man in disgust and shook his head, i can't beleieve how materialistic you are, he said, you are soo focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else. how can you say such a thing? asked the man. don't you know that your left arm is missing from your elbow down, it must have been torn off when the truck hit you..........., oh my God replied the man, "MY ROLEX" wrist watch.
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Z4M4eva (f)
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not just funny...damn funny!!!  |
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ldollier (f)
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ok now this is funny. instead of him to worry about his arm is his watch.. some people are like that anyway. funny
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AfricanQueen (f)
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 That was Laugh out loud funny
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micklplus (m)
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Na craze dey worry the guy ! hime eyes go soon clear and hin go know how far.
Can you imagine? armless and still, extremely materialistic.
Gbam
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MissGhana (f)
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lol its funny but I aint laugh
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Satmak (m)
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hear wetin him call am, say "This is Too Funny....................." like say na true, sha, i don laugh because na wetin him want make i do be that, thank you well-well oh!
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eruwa
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do you know what? I'm sure the guy must be an ibo man.
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ldollier (f)
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do you know what? I'm sure the guy must be an ibo man.
hiss. that was a foolish statement |
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ghettochyk (f)
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do you know what? I'm sure the guy must be an ibo man.
you idiot, why does he have to be igbo?  and the spelling is igbo not ibo, get it right! people are so ignant. well i'm going back to bed. "rolls eyes" x 10000. |
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ldollier (f)
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you idiot, why does he have to be igbo? and the spelling is igbo not ibo, get it right! people are so ignant. well i'm going back to bed. "rolls eyes" x 10000. lol try not to roll your eyes too much lmao. there are just a lot of ignorant people on here. and eruwa the correct spelling is igbo, if your going to diss another tribe at least spell it right.. hisssssss rubbish |
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spunk (m)
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hahahahahhohohohohohoh Kai u are really funny men.d chosen one carry go!!!
meanwhile how far with this guy and lgbo people?them swear for am!
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mimiko (f)
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lol its funny but I aint laugh
wish i could understand this  @ eruwa hm i pity ooooo nairanland is the last place to diss an igbo person but u guys should chill the joke is really old an it was an igbo joke please don't tear him apart |
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tope_teadr (m)
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Hey lol you are hot how come i've never heard of that before. Damn sorry i don't mean to diss anybody but this has nothing to do wit igbo.
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earthrealm (m)
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Toothbrush Tragedy
My 4-year-old son Zachary came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.
So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.
Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.
He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few weeks ago."
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clemcykul (m)
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my o my! lolito |
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clemcykul (m)
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you bald head
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dyabman (m)
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disease (m)
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The 2 jokes are really funny.  |
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dyabman (m)
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what up with the rain of abuses on him , is the joke real? you sef were
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girlsoswit (f)
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what up with the rain of abuses on him , is the joke real? you sef were
Wetin be your own now. I wasn't talking to you na. Why the reverse. What makes you think I dnt knw the joke isn't real? That was only a piece of my mind for the imaginary joke. Dnt provoke anger out of me to aviod seeing my other side o. |
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dyabman (m)
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sorry ma'am  |
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disease (m)
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@girlsoswit I like u jare. Plz accept my gift.  |
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