Pastor Chris

 took a lady to pastor chris oyakhilomeh, her problem was that she never phat three years now, so i guess there is a problem somewhere. pastor was praying in his usual manner and all of a sudden the outbreak comes. a strong odour which even got to where pastor chris was. pastor said "I percive a power has just being released now" the lady uncontiousely rush out and said:"I felt the power and i couldnt control it." pastor then said: "come out lets experience it" I followed her and said to pastor chris, I brought her here because she hasnt phat for the past three years
pastor: "i can also see it now something has changed" the girl repeated the thing and pastor shouted: "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm she can Messssssss, give jesus a big handddd"

Hey!

This is just a joke, and besides, 'out of every nonsense, there is always a sense'.

d_chosen1 no vex. That man deserves some respect man, Am sure if He were to be ur Pastor, u woudn't find this funny