Learn Chinese In 5 Mins

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud)



1) That's not right ......................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................. Kum Hia Noa

4) Stupid Man ................................ Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse ............................... Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? .................. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ............... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift ............... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here .................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............. Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone .................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight ..................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ............. Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive .............. Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ..................................... Fa Kin Su Pah!

  before i started i already knew i'd be laughing my head off, and am still laughing, or is it sum si la?

This soooooooooo funny
i actually spoke Chinese