The Dog's Funeral

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, me dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?"





But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.



" Muldoon said, "I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick explained, "Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

the "father" too na sharp man na  or what do u expect?

I say he's a Jamaican priest