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debosky (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #32 on: May 30, 2007, 12:11 AM »

lmao @ anti eleke eebu  Grin Grin Grin Grin

abeg madam irgin, stay away from the pastor if you truly love his wife and kids, and stop the hugging too. even if you 'don't know what sex is' (whatever that means), you must feel something in your body when he hugs you, and why the heck are you telling him you love him? that is plain inappropriate. get your head out of the sand now and go look for a nice upstanding FEMALE church member to mentor you.

don't drag the pastor, his family and the church of God into disrepute because of your hormones/naivety.

the pastor is highly irresponsible as a married man to be telling a 20yr old kid that he 'loves' her.
I hate it when people manipulate trust and then turn it into dependency or to satisfy their own desires.  Angry

@ sweet T I'm going to listen to that track now

correction - na jeje jeje i siddown for my house  Grin Grin
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #33 on: May 30, 2007, 12:11 AM »

Quote from: fekuti on May 30, 2007, 12:04 AM
bibeli ni.

omo eko, se bi iwo naa rerin, wasn't it funny?

anti mi eleke eebu de bere sii pe mi l'oloshi.
listen can u stop writing in yoruba because not everyone understand it
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #34 on: May 30, 2007, 12:11 AM »

thief of hearts, o da ma binu s'ogbo, se waa da pada nsiyi? mii nse oloshi s'ogbo, ori rere l'orii mi o, ori rere.
sweet T, ko ye ki iwo na ma bu obirin beeyen koo daaa.
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #35 on: May 30, 2007, 12:12 AM »

@omo-eko yes ma'am, english it is.
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #36 on: May 30, 2007, 12:13 AM »

Aight, time out on Yoruba !!
Omo Eko (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #37 on: May 30, 2007, 12:15 AM »

Quote from: fekuti on May 30, 2007, 12:12 AM
@omo-eko yes ma'am, english it is.
thank you
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #38 on: May 30, 2007, 12:18 AM »

Quote from: fekuti on May 30, 2007, 12:11 AM
sweet T, ko ye ki iwo na ma bu obirin beeyen koo daaa.

See, you should have said this the first time instead o feyin goro bi mala

But you have seen the error in your ways so I take it back.
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #39 on: May 30, 2007, 12:21 AM »

@TOH
 Grin Grin Eventhough you are scandalous, you are hilarious too !!!
debosky (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #40 on: May 30, 2007, 12:22 AM »

lmao at eyin goro bi mala  Grin Grin Grin

TOH you should open a Yoruba yabbing school.  Cheesy
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #41 on: May 30, 2007, 12:22 AM »

eyin goro. That is fuc@#ink hilarious. You hit one out the park !!  Grin Grin
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #42 on: May 30, 2007, 12:24 AM »

@TOH eyin goro like a gambari !  Grin
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #43 on: May 30, 2007, 12:25 AM »

omoladun kenkelewu, emi mala?
anyway  ngbati iwo na si furo so ke bi adiye, te jo nbu ra yin, to de bosi fun e daada to wole ti mo rerin, o wa fi ibinu e mu mi.
but I'm glad we've resolved the issue sha, all is well.  May the force be with you. and thank you for taking it back.

omo-eko, sorry mom, just that one last time.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #44 on: May 30, 2007, 12:32 AM »

 Wink

It's all good.

you people have scared madam virgin away.
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #45 on: May 30, 2007, 12:33 AM »

@TOH
You and this virgin thing. You make me wan enter o !
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #46 on: May 30, 2007, 12:34 AM »

lolol, you just couldn't keep shut could you
IBDat (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #47 on: May 30, 2007, 12:35 AM »

LMFAO - Sweet T u're obviously in that mood 2day  Cheesy
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #48 on: May 30, 2007, 12:37 AM »

He wan start his madness again. All that Obesere has destroyed his head

Her name is vrigin and I addressed her as madam virgin abi enkan min wa nibe?
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #49 on: May 30, 2007, 12:42 AM »

@TOH
Was that obesere? I saw my uncle listening to it and boy that s#!t sounded gooood !!! Forget the virgin thing and let's keep focus on future Bump and Grind. By the way, what are you doing tonight ?? I can roll down to NY. quick !
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #50 on: May 30, 2007, 12:45 AM »

It's either Obesere or Wasiu

you berra stay your ass in Texas, I'm sure there are plenty of equally psychotic Nigerian girls in Texas.
Go play with them. asinwin
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #51 on: May 30, 2007, 12:47 AM »

@TOH
It's your lost, sweetheart. Satisfaction guaranteed !!!
cute-ass (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #52 on: May 30, 2007, 12:47 AM »


@ poster


It takes two to do the dance, the pastor is hugging and telling you "if you want to kiss, he's there for you" (what rubbish Angry ), and you on the other hand, you're "thinking" of him.

If you guys don't come out from behind the "rock" of christianity you're hiding, face the truth (of downfall) you're headed to and tackle it, sooner or later, that username of yours wouldn't be so geniuine Cry Cry

Run as fast as your two legs can carry you, tell him you guys are getting too close for comfort and that it would save both of you so much trouble, if he could like debosky said, appoint you a female coach.

And believe me that would serve you so much better, someone you can bond totally with, with no consequences. She's female too, and would be in a better position to guide you through.

You did a good thing by coming to nairaland to seek opinion and advice, continue in the course of smartness and carry out our suggestions, for your own good Wink Wink


@ TOH

You're doing a great job with the dude, he's having a bad day and thinks nairaland is the right place to shoot his load Angry
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #53 on: May 30, 2007, 12:49 AM »

@Cuteass
here you go with textbook again !
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #54 on: May 30, 2007, 12:50 AM »

@TOH
Go to You tube ! That s#!t was slamming ! You are right it's Wasiu ayide.
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #55 on: May 30, 2007, 12:55 AM »

@TOH
It's the one called CONSOLIDATION ! tHAT s#!T was bumping !
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #56 on: May 30, 2007, 12:57 AM »

@Sex_me_up
Don't bring that retarded s#!t in here OK?
cute-ass (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #57 on: May 30, 2007, 01:00 AM »

Quote from: Sweet T on May 30, 2007, 12:49 AM
@Cuteass
here you go with textbook again !

Talk to the hand, busy-body Tongue
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #58 on: May 30, 2007, 01:01 AM »

don't mind him jare, cute_ass

After blowing my top, I realized he was just a loon that shouldnt be taken seriously.

as for your advice, what if the woman she gets turns out to be a lesbian?  Tongue

Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #59 on: May 30, 2007, 01:02 AM »

@TOH
Looney tunes, Baby !
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #60 on: May 30, 2007, 01:03 AM »

thiefofhearts come nearer, i'll help you fix your top.
if she's a lesbian, i can only hope they invite me to the coaching sessions.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #61 on: May 30, 2007, 01:04 AM »

California is too far jare  Tongue
Sweet T (m)
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #62 on: May 30, 2007, 01:08 AM »

@Sex_me_up
Your picture alone is gross ! Fool.
fekuti
Re: Would My Pastor Ask Me For Sex
« #63 on: May 30, 2007, 01:08 AM »

Quote
California is too far jare  
lol!

anyway, peace and love, I got 2 go hoop @ the gym, be good.
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