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WesleyanA (f)
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i agree. maybe Hot Angel will do the other days. or maybe nike4luv.  |
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hot-angel (f)
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I aint fina get 5 dollars per hour to babysit your kids. If you gon give me 80 dollars/ breakfast and lunch, sometimes dinner, and i will do my laundry's in your house.. Then we are game. Ohh and i'll also be allowed to watch tv, sleep when I'm tired, and of course get on the computer so i can visit nairaland. Plus i'll only change diapers once every 22 hours. You ready to hire me?   |
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WesleyanA (f)
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and who'll watch the kids while you're sleeping, watching TV? |
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hot-angel (f)
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I have my ways. Just leave that to me.. |
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WesleyanA (f)
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sure you do i guess i'll have to look for a job elsewhere for my jobless self |
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WesleyanA (f)
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nah. I'll be his food taster. you know tasting his food to see if Nike did a good job or not and making sure there aren't hair strands in his precious lunch. $5 per hour will do just fine for my job. |
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hot-angel (f)
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of course $5 per hour will do u. You'll finish his food! |
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WesleyanA (f)
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depends on how often he eats.  if he eats every hour, i'll only taste 3-6 spoonfuls per meal (depending on how tasty the food is) if he eats every 6 hours, then there's a problem  . i'll probably quit my job. i hope he doesn't go on fastings.  |
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snazzydawn (f)
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this girl and food sef...
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dejiolowe (m)
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can u girls meet and agree on a unified price? i will be sending the sign-on docs to u soon. there is a signing bonus (a box of chocs each...to mess up with ur shape so u wont look attractive to me)
and no tv! i don't want u to show my baby porn. remember that baby first words in meet the fockers? i don't want that happening to me,
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thelastdon (m)
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I just checked the whole of this thread and I figured out that the Jobless person on this thread so far is the thread owner
no offences meant to be created
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dejiolowe (m)
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@thelastdon yeah am jobless. but am taking this new job as head assassin. i guess you would be my first assignment
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thelastdon (m)
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Police is your friend
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kaylala (m)
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I was wondering if they are really jobless
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dejiolowe (m)
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I was wondering if they are really jobless wonderer... |
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nike4luv (f)
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how dare u call me jobless, yea am always here, i'l be out of ur hair soon anyways  |
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hot-angel (f)
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can u girls meet and agree on a unified price? i will be sending the sign-on docs to u soon. there is a signing bonus (a box of chocs each...to mess up with your shape so u wont look attractive to me)
and no tv! i don't want u to show my baby porn. remember that baby first words in meet the fockers? i don't want that happening to me,
I don't like chocolate.. sorry, so that won't work for me.. And you can't help but be attracted to us.. we are soo ama-za-zing. Well... part of the risk you take for having 'we jobless people' as ur baby-sitters, is ermm... exposing ur kids to words such as 'fxck', 'asshole'.. and likes. don't worry your kids will be fine. No Tv but there's computer. |
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dejiolowe (m)
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don't worry your kids will be fine. No Tv but there's computer.
computer ke? u want to finish me? don't kill my baby with online chat o. na so thelastdon will be using style scope the pikin. |
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thelastdon (m)
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at least I resemble one person  |
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dejiolowe (m)
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at least I resemble one person which person |
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Queenzy (f)
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ask him |
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