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Razorr (f)
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Ronaldinho and the rest of the Brazil team are all at the Wembley dressing room laughing and joking at how they are going to beat England. So Ronaldinho stands up and says: 'Chaps, why don't you go to the pub, have a few beers and enjoy yourself while I take on England on my own.' The rest of the Brazil squad look perplexed, then all agree it is a damn fine idea and off they go to the pub. The game starts and proceeds normally, 11 England players v 1 Brazil player. The rest of the Brazil team ask the landlord to switch the TV over to the match and start shouting, laughing and celebrating, England 0 - Brazil 1, and so they carry on drinking and celebrating. After quite a while they remember the match and ask the landlord to check what the final score was and it was England 0 - Brazil 1. Full time and Ronaldinho had beaten England on his own, AWESOME!! The Brazil players rush back to the stadium only to see Ronaldinho sobbing uncontrollably saying: 'I am sorry, I have let you down.' 'What are you talking about? you beat England on your own!' replied his teammates. 'Yeah, but I got sent off 12 minutes into the first half' came Ronaldinho's meek reply, www.football365.com |
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chike-amas (m)
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laughs!!!!!!!!! but remember that Becks and Owen will be there
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RuuDie (m)
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okay, are we s'posed 2 be ROTFL  because i just don't gittit !!! |
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Razorr (f)
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Well, ruud boi, we've got to do something about your sense of humour, because it really sucks!  |
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marlet01 (m)
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Back to footie As Mukian said, I will also say Brazil is winning. Thanks.  |
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kitaun (m)
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who cares?  for me FRANCE is the team I wonder when peeps will see that most of these Brazilian guys are overrated just like their English counterparts |
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tosinadeda (m)
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@kitaun
can't and will never agree with U
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mukina2 (f)
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for me FRANCE is the team word!!! Les bleus anyday   |
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kitaun (m)
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@tosinadedaPersonal opinion
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Mustay (m)
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Yeah Muki.
That's africa in europe
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marlet01 (m)
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Draw game
Yeah it was a tie, but England should have won it. |
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kitaun (m)
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Nothing special from d overhyped teams! A France vs Italy match would have been more worth it, friendly or not!
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Mustay (m)
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And it was CAPtain Fantastic Terry
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RuuDie (m)
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Well, ruud boi, we've got to do something about your sense of humour, because it really sucks! Nah --- on the contrary, i think urs needs a lot of fine-tuning because ur Mikel has got more CARDSthan Ronaldinho's got in all his playing career --- before u start spreading Sahara Desert-like jokes, how many times has Ronaldinho gotten a CARD 1 st 10mins in2 a match ? |
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chuckdee4 (m)
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Ouch, that joke would make a die hard English man/fan reach boiling point
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manu4laif
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@Ruud, The joke is on you  WAN UNITED |
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viee (f)
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England vs Estonia today; I'm all for Estonia bad belle dey wori me i hope they play goalless or Terry scores an own goal |
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kitaun (m)
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U MEAN aNDORRA?  |
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doyin13 (m)
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Ol bob. I must be dense. I no get the joke at all
, sent off twelve mins into the first half.
I will give it another try
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