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moneymail (m)
How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« on: June 03, 2007, 03:39 AM »

So you've made your millions but still lack respectability? Well, old chap, you can't purchase a blue-blood heritage, but you can clean up your image. You'll have to throw some money around, but be sure to do it with urbanity, style and grace. Anything vulgar and your plebeian roots will show.

Read the society pages in the newspaper and regional magazines to get to know the names of local movers and shakers.


Update your image with the help of a consultant. Your hair, makeup, clothes and accessories must look classy, not gaudy.

Observe and emulate the manners and behavior of the highborn. When in doubt, adopt a stance of mysterious understatement.

uy the highest-priced season tickets to the opera, theater and ballet to be privy to exclusive events and openings. If necessary, enlist someone to brief you on the finer points of the events you'll be attending. See How to Buy or Rent a Tuxedo.

Join private country clubs with steep membership fees and attend members-only social events. See How to Join an Elite Golf Club.

Publicly distance yourself, if necessary, from any distasteful business dealings. If you made your money by "harvesting" baby seals, for example, slip a few subtle comments to the press about "the need for change" and a "new business era" while being vague about specifics.

Adopt a noncontroversial cause (preferably one that lends itself to gala events) and give, give, give from the bottom of your wallet. Better yet, host a fund-raising party at your estate. (First, buy an estate.)

See and be seen at exclusive restaurants, polo matches, fashion shows and the hottest parties of the season. An image consultant will know which events are the most strategic. See How to Buy a Personal Jet.

Hire a public-relations expert to get your picture into the society pages.

Network, network, network. Befriend influential people and make yourself indispensable to them through generous favors and an utterly discreet nature.

Increase your social value by purchasing homes in desirable locations. Pieds-a`-terre in Paris, New York, London and the Hollywood hills will make you popular and mysteriously unavailable during certain seasons.

Disdain riffraff. It's essential to choose your acquaintances wisely.
moneymail (m)
How To Buy Your Way Into Circle Of Socialites And Elites
« #1 on: June 03, 2007, 03:47 AM »

So you've made your millions but still lack respectability? Well, old chap, you can't purchase a blue-blood heritage, but you can clean up your image. You'll have to throw some money around, but be sure to do it with urbanity, style and grace. Anything vulgar and your plebeian roots will show.

Read the society pages in the newspaper and regional magazines to get to know the names of local movers and shakers.


Update your image with the help of a consultant. Your hair, makeup, clothes and accessories must look classy, not gaudy.

Observe and emulate the manners and behavior of the highborn. When in doubt, adopt a stance of mysterious understatement.

uy the highest-priced season tickets to the opera, theater and ballet to be privy to exclusive events and openings. If necessary, enlist someone to brief you on the finer points of the events you'll be attending. See How to Buy or Rent a Tuxedo.

Join private country clubs with steep membership fees and attend members-only social events. See How to Join an Elite Golf Club.

Publicly distance yourself, if necessary, from any distasteful business dealings. If you made your money by "harvesting" baby seals, for example, slip a few subtle comments to the press about "the need for change" and a "new business era" while being vague about specifics.

Adopt a noncontroversial cause (preferably one that lends itself to gala events) and give, give, give from the bottom of your wallet. Better yet, host a fund-raising party at your estate. (First, buy an estate.)

See and be seen at exclusive restaurants, polo matches, fashion shows and the hottest parties of the season. An image consultant will know which events are the most strategic. See How to Buy a Personal Jet.

Hire a public-relations expert to get your picture into the society pages.

Network, network, network. Befriend influential people and make yourself indispensable to them through generous favors and an utterly discreet nature.

Increase your social value by purchasing homes in desirable locations. Pieds-a`-terre in Paris, New York, London and the Hollywood hills will make you popular and mysteriously unavailable during certain seasons.

Disdain riffraff. It's essential to choose your acquaintances wisely.
Aproko (f)
Re: How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« #2 on: June 12, 2007, 01:27 PM »

do you really have to buy your way? have the money and these socialites will come to you.!!!!
omogenaija (f)
Re: How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« #3 on: June 18, 2007, 05:17 PM »

moneymail and his  life lessons

i hope ur book is coming along well
minute (f)
Re: How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« #4 on: June 18, 2007, 07:37 PM »

WOW!!!! NAIRALANDERS  Undecided Undecided Undecided
iice (f)
Re: How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« #5 on: June 20, 2007, 02:30 PM »

Heh? This your tips go work for naija society? Grin
LondonCool (m)
Re: How To Buy Your Way Into High Society
« #6 on: November 10, 2008, 05:00 PM »

The best way is to get involved in community based projects that will have maximum impact on peoples daily  lives. By so doing, you will be earning the respect of the society.They will push you up into the "High Society".

Spread the wealth around and build treasures for yourself in Heaven (to paraphrase what Jesus told the Rich Young Ruler in the Bible).
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