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Mamajama (m)
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened that's so horrible?
Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So what happened then?
Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.
Man: Again?
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do then?
Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.
Man: And then?
Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.
Man: Hmmm,
Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.
Man: So, what did you do?
Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in, Some things you just can't explain.
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Franknerd (m)
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Ha Ha Tell ur wife its not what she thinks. If she does not believe u, tell her d cow is better in bed.
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k.cee
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But she is your wife, so u don't have to panic ok just take it as u see it. Something that she would understand  |
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Mamajama (m)
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na una sabi self, lol  |
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desorlah (f)
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;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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na wa (m)
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sorry bro, i guess this is somthing you just can't explain to ur wife
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spikelord (m)
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heeeyaaaaaaa! hope she (his wife) continues to share the same bed with him sha ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
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jayjaylux (m)
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it's true, there, somethings u can't explain
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nanana (m)
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hahahahahahahahah, omo the joke too muuuuuchhhhhhh, ooooooo,
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kolkuns (m)
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tel her n ask her to ask d cow!!!
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Jeovy (m)
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very very funny
@kolkuns
cow dey speak for your village?
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kronkykay (m)
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@ jeovy
why are u bordering yourself about someone who has decided to take up the task of speaking to a family member (The cow)
@ kolkuns
abeg go ahead and ask the cow how the thing been happen jare.
na only your own we go gree. . .
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dreday (m)
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some things u really cannot explain.
like how come OBJ is still walking free?
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ituen (m)
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Keep bothering yourself overthins we we can't control
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