Would You Rather Be In Your Wife's Shoes

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so
he
prayed:

"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go
through,
so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen."


God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school
clothes, fed
them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove
home to
put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.


Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen
floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
with them
on the way home.


Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized
to do their homework.
Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing.


At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for
dinner.
After dinner, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed
the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to
make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.


The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
the bed and said,
"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so
wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all ! day. Please, oh please,
let us trade back."


The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I
feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way They were.

You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night." 

Was that western food he was preparing? thats a lot easier to prepare than african food.