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Odeku (m)
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The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London.
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.
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dm (m)
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"thundrous applause"
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daychris (f)
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best judgement ever, i like the captain
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hcl_acid (m)
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that was sweet 
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clemcykul
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soooooooooo refreshing and sweet  love my black heritage 
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manmustwac (m)
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execellent story Odeku
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clemcykul
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yesso man must wack for sure *goes off and wacks garri* 
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willyede (m)
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proud to be a nigger 
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tj_tj (m)
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@last poster wtf?? we aint niggas we re africans
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ben~jay (m)
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So when do i laugh ?
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delib
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when your mama puts to bed again
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ben~jay (m)
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Listen up you moron, if you don't have regards for your parents, i do for mine.
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tufe (m)
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sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.
the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.
after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place
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tufe (m)
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tj ma brother, how you doing. longest time. hope you are back to stay
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Thug Life (m)
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Yes am back to stay 
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ben~jay (m)
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sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.
the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.
after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place
@Tufe I'D like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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tufe (m)
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your bloody a55 is down there, not up. be careful how you use English
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ben~jay (m)
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pervert. You're such a waste.
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segunpc (m)
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good story but she achieved her aim of getting rid of the black brother
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tufe (m)
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@BEN
just like your mama
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ben~jay (m)
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@Tufe I can't diss your folks because i don't have a problem with them. Na u be my concern. Now i see why they are celebrating seriously in your village. 1 fool missin, 3659 to go.
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tufe (m)
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**yawns** u are boring. let me move on to more important things
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ben~jay (m)
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drags tufe back by the ear
man if u no get yans just admit.
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gunpoint (m)
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dey r at it again *kind of reminds me of that movie children of the corn* una b children of hungry!!! @poster so you're a witness when i dealt wit that white racist bit*h @nldrs bet ya'll didnt knw i fly planes in my spare time 
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folly69 (m)
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hmmmn tell us about it
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gunpoint (m)
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OK., 1ST OF ALL I, DEN SOMTIMES IF, BT I KNW ITS NT EASY, STIL, SO OBVIOUSLY You CAN SEE DAT, DO You UNDASTND NW?? 
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gilgee (m)
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**forgets my brain at home, peeps in the thread, gunny's post don confuse me die.**
Gunny abeg wetin u dey try yahn?
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