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Odeku (m)
Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« on: January 24, 2006, 05:21 PM »

The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and
London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.
Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is
the matter," the hostess asked.
"You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next
to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a
repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat."
"Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this
flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The
Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just
as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I
spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in
the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first
class."
Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not
usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in
the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting." She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if
you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you
in first class."
At that moment, the other passengers who  were shocked by what they had
just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story.
dm (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #1 on: January 24, 2006, 06:31 PM »

"thundrous applause"
spikelord (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #2 on: January 24, 2006, 07:04 PM »

 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink  Winks!
daychris (f)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #3 on: February 16, 2008, 10:59 AM »

best judgement ever, i like the captain
hcl_acid (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #4 on: February 17, 2008, 09:05 PM »

that was sweet Smiley
clemcykul
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #5 on: February 18, 2008, 12:28 PM »

soooooooooo refreshing and sweet Grin

love my black heritage Cool
manmustwac (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #6 on: February 23, 2008, 03:17 PM »

execellent story Odeku
clemcykul
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #7 on: February 23, 2008, 03:32 PM »

yesso man must wack for sure

*goes off and wacks garri* Grin
samanthaZA (f)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #8 on: March 09, 2008, 07:22 AM »

If only there were more people in the world like that air hostess Sad Whilst reading your posting I was hoping you were going to say at the end 'suddenly the airplane door flew open and the lady was sucked out by the force of the wind, never to be seen again Grin - but I have to say that the real ending was just as good : Cheesy  Grin Grin Grin
delib
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #9 on: March 09, 2008, 01:51 PM »

thumbs up
willyede (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #10 on: March 09, 2008, 02:09 PM »

proud to be a nigger Cool
tj_tj (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #11 on: March 09, 2008, 02:36 PM »

@last poster wtf?? we aint niggas we re africans
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #12 on: March 09, 2008, 02:50 PM »

So when do i laugh ?
delib
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #13 on: March 09, 2008, 03:02 PM »

when your mama puts to bed again
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #14 on: March 09, 2008, 03:05 PM »

Listen up you moron, if you dont have regards for your parents, i do for mine.
tufe (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #15 on: March 09, 2008, 06:12 PM »

sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.

the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.

after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place
tj_tj (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #16 on: March 09, 2008, 06:18 PM »

lmao
tufe (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #17 on: March 09, 2008, 07:05 PM »

tj ma brother, how you doing. longest time. hope you are back to stay
Thug Life (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #18 on: March 09, 2008, 10:56 PM »

Yes am back to stay Cheesy
clemcykul
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #19 on: March 10, 2008, 12:53 PM »

u asked u?  Huh

oya stay now Cheesy
                                             Cheesy
                                                                 Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #20 on: March 10, 2008, 03:03 PM »

Quote from: tufe on March 09, 2008, 06:12 PM
sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken.

the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84.

after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place

@Tufe   I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
tufe (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #21 on: March 10, 2008, 03:10 PM »

your bloody a55 is down there, not up.
be careful how you use English
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #22 on: March 10, 2008, 03:15 PM »

pervert.  U're such a waste.
segunpc (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #23 on: March 10, 2008, 03:44 PM »

good story but she achieved her aim of getting rid of the black broda
tufe (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #24 on: March 10, 2008, 03:51 PM »

@BEN

just like your mama
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #25 on: March 10, 2008, 03:59 PM »

@Tufe  I can't diss your folks cos i dont have a problem with them.
Na u be my concern.
Now i see why they are celebrating seriously in your village.
1 fool missin, 3659 to go.
tufe (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #26 on: March 10, 2008, 04:13 PM »

**yawns**
u are boring. let me move on to more important things
ben~jay (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #27 on: March 10, 2008, 04:56 PM »

drags tufe back by the ear

man if u no get yans just admit.
gunpoint (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #28 on: March 10, 2008, 05:35 PM »

dey r at it again
*kinda reminds me of dat movie children of the corn*
una b children of hungry!!!

@poster
so u r a witness wen i dealt wit dat white racist bit*h

@nldrs
bet ya'll didnt knw i fly planes in my spare time  Wink

 Angry   Angry   Angry
folly69 (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #29 on: March 10, 2008, 05:40 PM »

hmmmn tell us about it
gunpoint (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #30 on: March 10, 2008, 06:39 PM »

OK.,
1ST OF ALL I,
DEN SOMTIMES IF,
BT I KNW ITS NT EASY, STIL,
SO OBVIOUSLY U CAN SEE DAT,
DO U UNDASTND NW??
Cool   Cool   Cool
gilgee (m)
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane
« #31 on: March 10, 2008, 06:48 PM »

**forgets my brain at home, peeps in the thread, gunny's post don confuse me die.**

Gunny abeg wetin u dey try yahn?
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