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dm (m)
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Ol' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on. The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died. The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "Asshole, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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spikelord (m)
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Oh My God, I can't just stop laughing my head off! Please help me!
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nana (f)
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Jesus Christ!!! 
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christyne (f)
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OMG!!!I can't just stop laughing.That was a terrible mistake. Funny!Funny!!Funny!!! 
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Derpor (m)
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 wait a minute, the priest pratically killed him. oouucchh!!
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Aggie (f)
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Ha ha ha! hilarious, i can't help it!
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truthhurts (f)
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 o my God 
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beemex (m)
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This a complet CTRL C, CTRL V and very stale for that matter. Can't believe some people are still LTAO with this one.
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Abbygyal (f)
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@beemex didnt u look at the date it was posted? so it was funny for them 
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infobaba (m)
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@ beemex I must post 
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clemcykul
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ohh lawdiee! thats gross  poor ddue died due to carelessness of the pastor  good but depressn
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beemex (m)
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Clemcykul walahi i like am por the way u i dey do por this nairaland fa. U i dey lap por ebery joke weda i don see am bepore abi i no see am. Walahi me i wan make i be like u, prom today i go lap por ebery joke i see weda i don see am bepore or i neba see am. Walahi me i dey peel u well well.
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beemex (m)
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Jaymobb, how i dey my broza? Kai bahause ne? me i am looking por my brozas prom the north here on nairaland are u one op my brozaz?
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clemcykul
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lol kai beemex u is make am por me to lapp fa  where u zey? kai walahi me is na like am por ya turanci, blow za turanci por me 
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