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Telly B (m)
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telly B start praying  oya i have said it  stop rolling your eyes and start praying Okay. But em. . . start praying for who??  I'm asking this question, because the way I understand possession is that, we pray for only people who begin to manifest with "thunder fire your. . .!" Right. My eyes rolling are not a manifestation - so I may not need help right away. But if you see 'em eyes begin to summersault inwards, please dial the prayer hotline for me! |
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Telly B (m)
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@ Telly B pataki is possesed i have said it pray for him   Yeepa!! You mean. . . you spelt it out - consonants and vowels?? Ojibijibijibi!!  why did my PC not reject this one this time?? I go vex O!I better go for some consultations first!  |
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nferyn (m)
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@ bari_kade A few 'signs' of demon possession:
Demons cause a victim to experience some of the following:
#1. irrationality of mind and soul How can a soul be irrational, what is a soul? #2. strange and aberrant behaviour Don't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian #3. satanic and demonic worship Don't think so #4. extreme hatred towards God Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings #5. insatiable lust for lewdness and obscenities I can be quite explicit yes and in extreme cases:
#6. a strong suicidal feeling Sometimes, but not too much #7. deliberate effort to turn people away from God. Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed? |
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Telly B (m)
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@nferyn, How can a soul be irrational, what is a soul? Could you try this for example? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SoulDon't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian In religious terms, it means exactly that. Don't think so Because you don't know so. Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings I hope you didn't consider yourself possessed, as he might not have been referring to you? I can be quite explicit yes Hmm. Interesting. Sometimes, but not too much Are you kidding me?  Okay, please tell me you meant to just tease. Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity I am a human being who believes in God. I haven't seen my belief as detrimental to me. That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed? I don't know. Go through the check list again and let's know how many you might come up with again. |
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Telly B (m)
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@mukina2, I'm serious. Okay, after now, I'll be suspended until you release me. meanwhile, I'm still consulting!! |
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Telly B (m)
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@mukina2, . | ] !  Hmmff! Arr! [ ) \ | ! See? I can't even say a word until she releases me from suspension! |
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Reverend (m)
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You can tell if you are possessed by answering the following questions: 1. Do you go to a funny looking building on Sundays and worship imaginary people who live above the clouds? 2. Do you take the Bible as being the true word of one of these invisible people? 3. Do you think women should not wear trousers or mini skirts? 4. Do you think that masturbation and pre-marital sex is against the pretend persons wishes? If you have answered 'yes' to one or more of the above questions, then you are possessed and should seek immediate help before it's too late |
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debosky (m)
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tsk tsk, kinky rev is at it again can you refresh my memory regarding the kinky church's beliefs? |
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Telly B (m)
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You can tell if you are possessed by answering the following questions:
1. Do you go to a funny looking building on Sundays and worship imaginary people who live above the clouds? But your kinkyclub advertized just that before your dad, Rev. Fletcher retired! Were they possessed too? 2. Do you take the Bible as being the true word of one of these invisible people? But that's what your kinclub onced advertized. Infact, I remember you made a case for the Ten Commandment sometime ago - if you haven't editted and re-arranged what you stated on this Forum! Does that qualify you and your kinky group? 3. Do you think women should not wear trousers or mini skirts? Worse than that, your kinkyclub of mary magdalene also exposed nude Africans under the guise of nude baptism.  4. Do you think that masturbation and pre-marital sex is against the pretend persons wishes? I once read in the hay days on your former website that you and your crew took your masturbation out of the Gospel of John! If you have answered 'yes' to one or more of the above questions, then you are possessed and should seek immediate help before it's too late Okay, I guess you should take this list home and drag your dad, Rev. Flectcher out of his retirement bed and match him straight to anywhere you can give him the much needed help! |
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Reverend (m)
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Hi Debosky Very simply: Try to live an ethical and fulfilling life without religious belief That science and reason lead to more reliable knowledge than faith Support for secular government and an open society that guarantees human rights for all That religion is the root of all the worlds problems And that you should make the best use of your time on Earth to improve things for the next generation! Most importantly , have a good time and enjoy yourselves |
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Telly B (m)
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Very simply:
Try to live an ethical and fulfilling life without religious belief Too late for the re-adjustment. The ethical and fulfilling life was denied the nude Africans you and your crew exposed on your website! Wey Horus sef? He no go appear here for wetin his white Rev dey do Africans?? That science and reason lead to more reliable knowledge than faith We didn't see this preached to the African victims who fell for your nude baptismal rites! Support for secular government and an open society that guarantees human rights for all The "ALL" was absent in the pictures of nude Africans previously on your website! That religious is the root of all the worlds problems And what version of religion did you and your crew use to serve those nude Africans their problems? And that you should make the best use of your time on Earth to improve things for the next generation! Tsk. Did Rev. Fletcher do this before his retirement? Ahh! How much good times did you grant those who were under your pews? |
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Reverend (m)
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@TellyBeeeee I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans. I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for. Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms, Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome,  Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day |
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Telly B (m)
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@TellyBeeeee
I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans. I wasn't asking or soliciting for nude pictures. I'm seriously concerned that you're here making so much noise against the very same things that you practise back home.  I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for. Is that the next thing your and your crew are considering? Sorry that you would have to keep me out of whatever organizations you hope to frolic with. Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms, I wasn't expecting you'd have anything spelt H.E.L.P to offer - that's simply because you need it more than anyone reading your lines. Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome Such low life. Sad that Rev. Flecther had to retire so early - maybe it was boring him to death! Well, that's a good finish to a well composed protest against the excesses of the Rev. Fletcher. At least, now he knows why you've been holding atight face anytime his collection plate passes in front of you! |
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nferyn (m)
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Ah, you mean the brainchild of some pre-modern essentialist mode of thinking that no person has ever been able to demonstrate. The imaginary entity that's supposed to be the essence of a human being. The presupposition of a soul is indeed very irrational. Does that make the soul itself irrational? Don't know about aberrant. Probably in the eyes of the average Christian In religious terms, it means exactly that. Right, Christian compassion ans love; Hate the sin, love the sinner, isn't it? Don't think so Because you don't know so. I don't worship imaginary beings, whether they're called God or Satan. Not really, I don't hate imaginary beings I hope you didn't consider yourself possessed, as he might not have been referring to you? Who was referring to me? I just found these criteria funny I can be quite explicit yes Hmm. Interesting. I usually reserve that for people I'm familiar with and it really depends on the circumstances Sometimes, but not too much Are you kidding me? Okay, please tell me you meant to just tease. the feeling usually lasts for about 3 to 5 minutes Definitely. In general, belief in God is detrimental to humanity I am a human being who believes in God. I haven't seen my belief as detrimental to me. Religion's just a monumental waste of time and effort and is extremely divisive That's 4 out of 7. Do I qualify as possessed? I don't know. Go through the check list again and let's know how many you might come up with again. Am I to choose? Nice. I'm possessed by invisible drunk pink unicorns with a monumental hang over. They poke me with invisible needles and make me do weird dances |
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retro (f)
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@TellyBeeeee I am afraid it does not matter how much you ask, you will have to get your own pictures of naked Africans. I am unable to help you as we only allow heterosexual men to join our organisation. I think you should visit www.gaychristianonline.org and I am sure that you will find what you are looking for. Sorry again that we could not help you pink bunny, but hey it's hard to help people like you with a penance for mens bottoms, Everybody who prefers sitting in the sun, breathing the fresh air, chugging a few ice cold beers and watching the female talent in their skimpy summer wear walking by, you are welcome, Beats sitting in a church waiting to give your hard earned money to some pedophile priest any day Hahahahahahahaha. Lmfao. I'm going to pass out! Hahahaha. |
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mrpataki (m)
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@ Telly B,
Information just reaching me indicates that members of the Kinky Church are castrated beings.
The Reverend is a complicated piece of rubbish.
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thesilent1 (m)
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Information just reaching me indicates that members of the Kinky Church are castrated beings. that would explain a lot of misplaced anger towards god on the reverend's part, |
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Reverend (m)
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Our father
who aren't in heaven,
Hollow be thy name.
Thy kingdom dead,
thy will be read.
On earth as if there were a heaven.
Give us this day our daily dream
and deliver us from reality.
For thine is the falsehood,
the corruption
and the Horror
forever and ever
Hy-men.
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