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idiot.ogbdcm (m)
A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« on: June 06, 2007, 08:31 AM »

A Nigerian and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.
The American man leans over to the Nigerian and asks if he would like    to
play a fun game.The Nigerian just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The American man persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Nigerian politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The American man , now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don'tknow the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"
This catches the Nigerian's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The American asks the first question. "What's the distance from the  earth to the moon?" The Nigerian doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the American.
Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the American "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
The American looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Nigerian and hands him $100.
The Nigerian politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, shakes the Nigerian and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Nigerian reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and turns away to get back to sleep


$ammy (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #1 on: June 06, 2007, 09:43 AM »

Nice one
Ezinwannem
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #2 on: June 12, 2007, 07:18 PM »

this is really good
dominobaby (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #3 on: June 12, 2007, 10:19 PM »

Wow! Nice one. Sweatless $100 cool cash. Niger!!
idiot.ogbdcm (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #4 on: June 12, 2007, 10:30 PM »

Nigerians got brains,  Cool
strongest (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #5 on: June 13, 2007, 12:51 AM »

Quote from: dominobaby on June 12, 2007, 10:19 PM
Wow! Nice one. Sweatless $100 cool cash. Niger!!
 

@dominobaby where is your maths barin the guy won cool $90 bucks he parted with $10 mind you. Anyway the joke is anice one it shows that Nigerians are brainy
yaro248 (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #6 on: June 13, 2007, 01:04 AM »

Good one there. there is a saying that: "REAL MEN ARE BLACK"
idiot.ogbdcm (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #7 on: June 13, 2007, 01:36 AM »

and  Cool"BLACK MEN ARE REAL" Cool
BASETSANA (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #8 on: June 14, 2007, 02:36 PM »

Wow good one there
mimiko (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #9 on: June 14, 2007, 05:18 PM »

nice
dayour007 (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #10 on: June 14, 2007, 10:49 PM »

nice one Smiley
terry89 (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #11 on: June 15, 2007, 07:59 PM »

 Cheesy  That's a nice one there; That's to say that d Right men on this planet are 9ja.
michaelwe1 (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #12 on: June 16, 2007, 01:24 AM »

Cool Grin
rowlandwhy
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #13 on: June 21, 2007, 01:44 PM »

@all and poster
What is the answer to the question ?
desorlah (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #14 on: June 21, 2007, 04:31 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin ;DROFLMFAO Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Grin Grin Grin Grin ;DCANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE INTELLIGENCE OF NIGERIANS Grin Grin Grin Grin

Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
mijd (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #15 on: June 21, 2007, 09:39 PM »

Thats nice! But can someone out there tell us what the answer is to the question the Nijahman asked? Huh Huh Huh Huh Huh
bennieman (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #16 on: June 22, 2007, 02:03 PM »

That guy is really as brainy as I am
mescapon (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #17 on: April 16, 2008, 04:46 PM »

diz iz crazy lol.
Rebellious (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #18 on: April 16, 2008, 04:49 PM »

mescapon, really? Are you just going keep on bringing back old jokes?
clemcykul
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #19 on: April 16, 2008, 04:52 PM »

tyte jokes keep em rowln in Grin

hey rebel u hate da damn old jokes?Huh
tufe (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #20 on: April 16, 2008, 04:53 PM »

Mr man, them send you come. let old threads rest now

the guy is getting more stupid with each passing minute
Rebellious (f)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #21 on: April 16, 2008, 04:54 PM »

I hate old jokes.
tufe (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #22 on: April 16, 2008, 05:01 PM »

this guy is getting annoying
clemcykul
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #23 on: April 16, 2008, 05:06 PM »

well i love them real good Cool

tufe (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #24 on: April 16, 2008, 05:21 PM »

ok oooooooooooo
clemcykul
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #25 on: April 17, 2008, 10:11 AM »

yeshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Grin
tufe (m)
Re: A Nigerian Man Versus An American Man
« #26 on: April 17, 2008, 07:37 PM »

continueooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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