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idiot.ogbdcm (m)
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A Nigerian and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York. The American man leans over to the Nigerian and asks if he would like to play a fun game.The Nigerian just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The American man persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5." Again, the Nigerian politely declines and tries to get to sleep. The American man , now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don'tknow the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!" This catches the Nigerian's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game. The American asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Nigerian doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the American. Now, it's the Nigerian's turn. He asks the American "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?" The American looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the Nigerian and hands him $100. The Nigerian politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, shakes the Nigerian and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the Nigerian reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and turns away to get back to sleep
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Ezinwannem
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this is really good
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dominobaby (f)
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Wow! Nice one. Sweatless $100 cool cash. Niger!!
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idiot.ogbdcm (m)
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Nigerians got brains, 
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strongest (m)
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Wow! Nice one. Sweatless $100 cool cash. Niger!!
@dominobaby where is your maths barin the guy won cool $90 bucks he parted with $10 mind you. Anyway the joke is anice one it shows that Nigerians are brainy
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yaro248 (m)
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Good one there. there is a saying that: "REAL MEN ARE BLACK"
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idiot.ogbdcm (m)
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and  "BLACK MEN ARE REAL" 
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BASETSANA (f)
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Wow good one there
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dayour007 (m)
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nice one 
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terry89 (m)
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 That's a nice one there; That's to say that d Right men on this planet are 9ja.
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michaelwe1 (m)
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Cool 
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rowlandwhy
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@all and poster What is the answer to the question ?
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bennieman (m)
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That guy is really as brainy as I am
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mescapon (m)
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diz iz crazy lol.
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Rebellious (f)
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mescapon, really? Are you just going keep on bringing back old jokes?
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clemcykul
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tyte jokes keep em rowln in  hey rebel u hate da damn old jokes? 
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tufe (m)
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Mr man, them send you come. let old threads rest now
the guy is getting more stupid with each passing minute
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Rebellious (f)
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I hate old jokes.
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tufe (m)
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this guy is getting annoying
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clemcykul
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well i love them real good 
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clemcykul
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yeshoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 
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tufe (m)
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continueooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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