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sexydoll (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #32 on: January 26, 2006, 03:52 AM »

and there is this other commercial for maggi cube

your papaaaaaa your mamaaaaaa they love each other
and they sit on the table to eat
your mamaaaa mess o pannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
your papaaaaa slap ma
na wetin cause na
na maggi cube Grin Grin Grin Grin.
Ynot (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #33 on: January 26, 2006, 05:36 AM »

Who can forget the First Bank Commercial during the 1996 Atlanta olympic game (i think).

First Bank ooo una do well oooo

Or something to that effect.

comechop (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #34 on: January 26, 2006, 06:36 AM »

men!!! You guys are making me miss Nigeria baddly!!! I want to go home now!!! The one is remember is.. UBA... BIG STRONG RELIABLE!!!! lol
luvhenry (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #35 on: January 26, 2006, 11:05 AM »

remember okada cele ijesha u fit carry me?
charlisco (m)
Election Campaign Advert
« #36 on: January 26, 2006, 03:07 PM »

Here in Delta State
Ibori na man ooooooooooo
Edi de de gbo de gbo

u dey look am e dey go oooooooo
Edi de de gbo de gbo

u dey look am e dey enter
Edi de de gbo de gbo

ehhhhhhhh Ibori don enter again
Hotstepper (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #37 on: January 26, 2006, 03:21 PM »

how about COWBELL milk commercial..lliked da 222 Tongue
bolaoni (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #38 on: January 26, 2006, 03:50 PM »

I was just praying that nobody mentions this until I saw this post:

Quote from: Ynot on January 26, 2006, 05:36 AM
Who can forget the First Bank Commercial during the 1996 Atlanta olympic game (i think).

First Bank ooo una do well oooo

Or something to that effect.



My heart skipped a beat  Grin But I thank God he didn't finish it sha  Wink

So FYI it wasn't Atlanta, it is USA 94 and he it goes:

"Man pass man, bank pass bank oooo

First bank na you be No1!

The bank we dey for 100 years still dey gidigba oo

First bank na you be the best!

For sport art and culture nko?

First bank una do well oooo.

Bank we dey for 100 years still dey strong and VEVA tire oooo

First bank una do well oooo.

First Bank ... Trully the 1ST!"  Cheesy


MKO SDP KINGIBE ACTION!

Abiola, Abiola PROGRESS!

Abiola na the man o, SDP na the party o to touch our life o for bettr tomorrow!  Cry


Ototoyokun Baba Deolu, Agba ti o yokun ahun lo ni.
1: Oju re ma ndan?
2: Ko wa ni dan!

1: Eke re ma nyo?
2: Ko wa ni yo!

1: Ki ni asiri ewa re yi?
2: Eja Express ni!

1: O ti o. Awa na njeja.
2: Ka jeja lasan ko lanwi, ani ka je eyi ti o sara lore. Eyi ni eja Express!  Cheesy


hayo (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #39 on: January 26, 2006, 06:00 PM »


This one is a Peak Milk Advert featuring Kanu. The last statement from the milk seller after he controlled a peak milk can was -

"Kanu, I know say one day, you go make us proud"

On one of Kanu's bad day playing for Naija - A friend turned the advert to -

"Kanu, I know say one day you go make us cry"


 Cheesy
bolaoni (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #40 on: January 26, 2006, 06:24 PM »

Quote from: hayo on January 26, 2006, 06:00 PM
This one is a Peak Milk Advert featuring Kanu. The last statement from the milk seller after he controlled a peak milk can was -

"Kanu, I know say one day, you go make us proud"

On one of Kanu's bad day playing for Nigeria - A friend turned the advert to -

"Kanu, I know say one day you go make us cry"


 Cheesy

Did you ever heard "Kanu" in that advert?  Shocked I thought I heard "Papillo"

Which edition were you watching? Revised edition or what?  Grin
queen2 (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #41 on: January 26, 2006, 06:29 PM »

I can't remember if its kanu they mentioned or papillo, but it featured kanu with an old woman
IAH (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #42 on: January 26, 2006, 07:55 PM »

Hmmm Bolaoni, whether Kanu or Papillo, you can't expect Layi to cram it! At least we all know that Kanu=Papillo. Simple! Cool
vickybabe (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #43 on: January 27, 2006, 01:31 AM »

i remember them all,. except if they have new ones after i left.
gentleaura (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #44 on: January 27, 2006, 01:40 AM »

Quote from: bolaoni on January 26, 2006, 03:50 PM

Ototoyokun Baba Deolu, Agba ti o yokun ahun lo ni.
1: Oju re ma ndan?
2: Ko wa ni dan!

1: Eke re ma nyo?
2: Ko wa ni yo!

1: Ki ni asiri ewa re yi?
2: Eja Express ni!

1: O ti o. Awa na njeja.
2: Ka jeja lasan ko lanwi, ani ka je eyi ti o sara lore. Eyi ni eja Express! Cheesy




OMG!!!! thts hilarious....

the ones I love most are the nigerian home videos...... at the end of each and every one, they have a catch phrase/command!

GRAB YOUR COPY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot-angel (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #45 on: January 27, 2006, 02:04 AM »

hahahahahahaha.. grab your copy now. Exactly! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
gbenga_9ja (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #46 on: January 30, 2006, 11:37 AM »

Ohh omo one.. I know it.

I dey sell fish... all the fish water for rob for my body.. na soo my body go dey smell like fish.. But when i use Omo Omo Omo.. My body go do sumtin.. i can't remember it.


That Advert is for Ariel not Omo, when i cut fish, the blood go comot, he go stain my body Grin
buzortech (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #47 on: January 30, 2006, 12:18 PM »

MILO
Milo kpa kpa kpa,
kpa kpa kpa kpa
milo............................lmao Grin Grin Grin


Great things start from small beginnings
growing up reach early for your dreams.....
face each day, there's a new challange
a chance to be better, a chance to become your dream......

Growing up with the nourishing food drink
growing up with milo
growing up with the refreshing food drink
growing up with milo
milo everyday..................
milo

lol Wink
Busta (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #48 on: January 30, 2006, 07:50 PM »

I remember the one of the omo commercial. it was bout the bukka seller that said some thing like:
if i dey cut fish and meat, he go stain my body, the smoke wey i dey take cook, he go join the fish stay my bodi and smell smoke. but when i soak am for Omo, nice, nice scent, scent, nice, nice scent go come dey my bodi

phewww...I know i didn't get it exactly but maybe close...somebody please help out because that was best naija ad.

Shakara (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #49 on: January 31, 2006, 12:00 AM »

Hey, these adverts are quite recent!!! You guys need to go a bit further back into the 80s and early 90s Smiley for example can u remember chief zebrudaya and samanja in Elephant Blue detergent! or any these??

[/b]UBA:
Wise men bank with UBA
Wise women bank with UBA
Start banking yourself today
With UBA, UBA

[b]
Emily Millionaire Hair Products

Girl:"Joe Brown I'm finished, what can I do to repair my hair, its falling off?"
Joe Brown:Relax Queen!!
Blah Blah Blah

[b][/b]Choco Milo

Cho Cho Cho, Choco Milo
Chewy Chocolatey Chunks of fun
Cho Cho Cho, Choco milo



camara (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #50 on: January 31, 2006, 02:59 PM »

it's a fat woman wantin to climb an okada and the okada man just looks at her and says 500 naira.it's some advert about slimmin down.anyone know the name
Rolly
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #51 on: January 31, 2006, 04:04 PM »



      Multi

      Multi

      MULTIVITE!!!!!!!!
africanboy (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #52 on: February 01, 2006, 12:18 PM »

Its funny no one remembers the one about UBA or so

A man goes into the bank with a mat and some luggage, goes to the counter and asks for his tally number. The cashier looks at him completely stunned and tells him banks have improved. {I wonder how the security man let him in}

charlisco (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #53 on: February 01, 2006, 04:01 PM »

have we forgetten the malta guinness adver,
I feel good kpan ran ran ran
i can't really spell those sound
just listen to the music and feel good
<a href="http://upchucky.com/flash-fun/i-feel-good.swf" target="_blank">http://upchucky.com/flash-fun/i-feel-good.swf</a>
Seun (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #54 on: February 01, 2006, 04:14 PM »

I love it!  Thanks, charlisco.
spikelord (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #55 on: February 01, 2006, 04:22 PM »

Nice one!!!
kenflavor (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #56 on: February 01, 2006, 04:26 PM »

Thanks Chali man

I really feel GOOOOOOOOD
queen2 (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #57 on: February 01, 2006, 04:26 PM »

Yes ha i love that, I feel good thingy.  Cheesy Grin
Ib (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #58 on: February 01, 2006, 04:35 PM »

Avop

Avop, na betta cooking oil,
avop e dey make chop sweet oh

You go lick plate, like finger, scratch bottom plate.....

Avop, na betta cooking oil,
avop e dey make chop sweet oh



Ecobank:- the ad with a choir and all that

There is a quality banking and excellent in all things
Thats ecobank 3x. tra la la.......




ABIMBOLA77 (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #59 on: February 01, 2006, 05:30 PM »

nigerian 99
welcome to nigeria 99
welcome to the africaaaaaaaaaa
welcome.... to the land where **************

yoruba ( shina peters)

akiyin kabo sori etoo waaa
ekaaabo sile olora
emagba dun arayin aduniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ********************

hausa
bakaaaa....

sorry guys. don't remember the words  very well, but i loved this year.. twas the year i left naija.. Sad
hot-angel (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #60 on: February 01, 2006, 07:05 PM »

 Cheesy i like that commercial.
IAH (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #61 on: February 01, 2006, 09:42 PM »

Charlisco, please can you send it to my e-mail address? Kiss Kiss
flavorflav (f)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #62 on: February 01, 2006, 09:46 PM »

Coca-cola commercial was the bum... also the commercial for MOJESS anticeptic soap, i used to always laugh at that...
Greatpeter (m)
Re: Nigerian Commercials (TV Adverts)
« #63 on: February 01, 2006, 10:30 PM »

I feel good too.

It takes wisdom to do this.
Keep it up!
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