What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?

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ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #640 on: June 16, 2007, 07:32 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on June 16, 2007, 07:23 PM
To be frank that was her EXACT reason for insisting we all learned to cook and i'm glad she taught us well.

Good. More mothers should do the same.

debosky (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #641 on: June 16, 2007, 07:35 PM »

Quote from: ThiefOfHearts on June 16, 2007, 07:28 PM
You "D" men are looking for my wahala.  Angry Tongue

Debo, sharrap over there. If you werent an alajenu, they wouldnt have to do "prevention" for you. Not saying stocking food is wrong, it's not. It can be a lovely thing. Just that it would kind of sad if it becomes a requirement everytime she travels some place in FEAR that some slut will come around with her Iya Basira food because the husband can't do so for himself.

Iya Basira food happens to be very tasty, if my wife to be can only make mac and cheese, she is in big trouble too  Grin Grin
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #642 on: June 16, 2007, 07:38 PM »

Her washing her yansh and mensuration remnants in her food adds all the more flavor.

Cheesy
needeeg (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #643 on: June 16, 2007, 07:41 PM »

How u sure?
debosky (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #644 on: June 16, 2007, 07:42 PM »

well if my wife is the one doing the washing, its all good, because either way i get to taste the yansh anyways  Grin Grin Grin Lips sealed
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #645 on: June 16, 2007, 07:43 PM »

Quote from: needeeg on June 16, 2007, 07:41 PM
How u sure?

I help her. Looking for used tampons and squeeze it into jellof rice. Hence the flavor and color.  Cheesy
anabell (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #646 on: June 16, 2007, 07:48 PM »

Story Story Once upon a time, time time

When we all went to Nigeria summer last year, my dad stayed behind because of work. A few of my mom's "friends" called asking if they could "make stew for him" and that he must be hungry and all that rubbish about loneliness. He politely said No and told them that he usually makes his own food anyway. The funny thing was that these women would usually come to our house and KNEW that he's the one that makes pounded yam and all that as my mom has never picked a mortar(for pounded yam anyway) in her life so for them to make such retarded suggestions just proved how conniving they are.

Everytime my mom called him from Nigeria, he would tell her about how so and so called him about wanting to bring food and they would both just laugh on the phone together. Seriously it's hilarious how pathetically ridiculous some Nigerian women are. Awon asewo oshi.

Now had my dad been one of those lazy men who relied on others for everything, he would have fallen for their crap. This happens all the time in most Nigerian homes and it's quite depressing. HOPE ALL THOSE KINGS, THAT FEEL THEIR WIVES SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE COOKIN WILL LEARN FROM THIS
anabell (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #647 on: June 16, 2007, 07:51 PM »

@thiefofhearts, good one
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #648 on: June 16, 2007, 07:52 PM »

Quote from: anabell on June 16, 2007, 07:48 PM
HOPE ALL THOSE KINGS, THAT FEEL THEIR WIVES SHOULD ALWAYS DO THE COOKIN WILL LEARN FROM THIS

They don't need to learn anything. What works for one couple does not necessarily work for the other. My dad doesnt cook, my mom does all the cooking and stacks up for when she is not available. they've been married for donkey years without any incident of vultures looking to reap where they did not sow.

Sit down and cook for your husband, if he wants to help you out then so be it.
needeeg (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #649 on: June 16, 2007, 07:54 PM »

Abi david!!
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #650 on: June 16, 2007, 07:55 PM »

David, Now I know why you want daughters, you this tyrant!  Tongue

One min you talk about compromise, next min it's talk about shutting up and just cooking

all those smoke fumes have messed with your head.
needeeg (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #651 on: June 16, 2007, 07:57 PM »

 Grin Grin D is much serious!
debosky (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #652 on: June 16, 2007, 07:58 PM »

i have a question even, those 'vultures' that wanted to cook for your dad - werent they married women? you women are the cause of your own problems  Grin Grin Grin
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #653 on: June 16, 2007, 07:58 PM »

Quote from: ThiefOfHearts on June 16, 2007, 07:55 PM
David, Now I know why you want daughters, you this tyrant!  Tongue

One min you talk about compromise, next min it's talk about shutting up and just cooking

all those smoke fumes have messed with your head.

It's all part of the compromise my dear.  Grin Grin
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #654 on: June 16, 2007, 08:00 PM »

married miserable women with ugly lazy husbands.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #655 on: June 16, 2007, 08:00 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on June 16, 2007, 07:58 PM
It's all part of the compromise my dear.  Grin Grin

You don mara.

all those fumes sha. Pele.
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #656 on: June 16, 2007, 08:01 PM »

Quote from: ThiefOfHearts on June 16, 2007, 08:00 PM
married miserable women with ugly lazy husbands.

sounds like the ideal feminist here.  Grin
Only divorce papers left to complete the circle of misery.
needeeg (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #657 on: June 16, 2007, 08:01 PM »

Abi, and you're proud of what your dad did
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #658 on: June 16, 2007, 08:03 PM »

 Um I was responding to debo, david.

He asked about the women that called and I said they were miserable married whores.
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #659 on: June 16, 2007, 08:05 PM »

yeah i wasnt refering to you, the miserable married whores i meant.  Grin
You're not married neither are u miserable so you're safe.
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #660 on: June 16, 2007, 08:05 PM »

Quote from: needeeg on June 16, 2007, 08:01 PM
Abi, and you're proud of what your dad did

proud that he's not a typical Nigerian idiot that would follow any conniving woman with tupperwear? Yes.

what kind foolish question be that?
anabell (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #661 on: June 16, 2007, 08:05 PM »

@davidylan, like i said no one will tell me how to run my home when the time comes,that will be the decision of myself and my husband, a man that we both reason the same way
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #662 on: June 16, 2007, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: davidylan on June 16, 2007, 08:05 PM
yeah i wasnt refering to you, the miserable married whores i meant. Grin
You're not married neither are u miserable so you're safe.

lol oh I get what you meant now, No don't sound like feminist else they wouldnt be willing to cook for someone else in the first place. duhhhh  Tongue
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #663 on: June 16, 2007, 08:11 PM »

Quote from: ThiefOfHearts on June 16, 2007, 08:07 PM
lol oh I get what you meant now, No don't sound like feminist else they wouldnt be willing to cook for someone else in the first place. duhhhh  Tongue

don't let them decieve you, i bet they were one of those championing for 50:50 in the kitchen before they got married. How they wish your father was their husband now, poor things. When a woman is trying to steal a man, feminism, 50:50 and "he must know how to cook" fly out of the window.

Quote from: anabell on June 16, 2007, 08:05 PM
@davidylan, like i said no one will tell me how to run my home when the time comes,that will be the decision of myself and my husband, a man that we both reason the same way

I can bet you'd be elbow deep in soap suds while your husband is enjoying the football game when that time comes. So much for crying for equality. We've seen it all before.  Grin

I beg to take my leave o my people, enjoy urselves and REMEMBER: cook for your husbands especially u TOH! Go and buy a good cookery book or better still ask daddy for tips.   Tongue
anabell (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #664 on: June 16, 2007, 08:14 PM »

@DAVIDYLAN, SPEAK 4 URSELF, COS You DONT NO A DAMN THING  ABOUT ME
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #665 on: June 16, 2007, 08:16 PM »

David it's not your fault. Continue eating that spoilt panla soup that your mom made for you before you left Nigeria since your oyinbo hos can't even toast bread.
michelin89 (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #666 on: June 16, 2007, 08:16 PM »

This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!
ThiefOfHearts (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #667 on: June 16, 2007, 08:17 PM »

Quote from: michelin89 on June 16, 2007, 08:16 PM
This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!

That has always been his problem unfortunately.

I think it's all that cheap crack in Rochester.
dude4luv (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #668 on: June 16, 2007, 08:34 PM »

anabell dear don't be offended, do you know how to cook? Huh
anabell (f)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #669 on: June 16, 2007, 08:52 PM »

@dude4luv, i am very good cook Smiley
I-man (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #670 on: June 16, 2007, 10:56 PM »

@topic

They have no value.They should be named and shamed Grin  Grin
davidylan (m)
Re: What Is The Value Of A Woman Who Can't Cook?
« #671 on: June 16, 2007, 11:45 PM »

Quote from: anabell on June 16, 2007, 08:14 PM
@DAVIDYLAN, SPEAK 4 URSELF, COS You DONT NO A DAMN THING ABOUT ME

trust me, i don't even want to know.

Quote from: michelin89 on June 16, 2007, 08:16 PM
This David is confused and he is confusing me. Who is he?

First he makes sense and later turn senseless like the 99% of the men here.

David stick to one opinion!

If "making sense" is the same thing as simply taking your side then i don't wish to ever make sense.

Quote from: ThiefOfHearts on June 16, 2007, 08:16 PM
David it's not your fault. Continue eating that spoilt panla soup that your mom made for you before you left Nigeria since your oyinbo hos can't even toast bread.

hmmm this did not even deserve a comment.

For Christ's sake its a mere forum, the way some of you go on here one would assume the arguments here are about life and death. People are busy with their life cycles and some sad individuals are busy hyperventilating here. kapish!
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