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Akin007 (m)
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so funny
got an advice
consider stand up comedy
@ least if u talk shit, the joke will be on u
cheers
just kidding
i'm fine
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vescucci (m)
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Thanks, but NO thanks! I'll probably melt and faint if I do stand-up comedy or any other type as a matter of fact. The audience will think me slumping is only a part of the act until they wait for like 3 minutes and this guy ain't up yet, the end of my career before it even started. I'll probably only be funny with an audience of one or only myself or only on paper or in this case on the web. Thanks anyway, if I was white, you might see my coloured cheeks!
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Akin007 (m)
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jokes aside now
what do u think of angelina jolie
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vescucci (m)
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Angelina once you get past the way she started her career, which is not really localised to her anyway, you'll see that she has really blossomed into a wonderful actress. She has proven herself really capable with A Mighty Heart where she played a Pakistanese. If nobody knew her before one would really think that she Pakistanese. She's great and now greater with her marriage to Brad Pitt and their children (I think I heard she just birthed) I reallythink what she's doing raising unfortunately African children is a worth while affair, as long as those celebrities do not turn it into a publicity stunt. Gwen is into it, Madonna is into it, etc and I start to wonder if they're really that caring about the world. Anyway Jolie is great, period. But then again she's got these sumptuous lips, omg!
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Akin007 (m)
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i wonder why it took u so long to get to her lips.
nice tempting ones.
daughter to jon voight,
ex wife to billy bob thorton
sensational lara croft
n unbelievable mrs smith.
avn't seen mighty heart, heard it's an adaptation of a true story.
seen girl interupted? got an award 4 that!
who knows if they really care about those kids or just a form of tax evasion?
at least some people will sure benefit while it lasts.
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iice (f)
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If i was bi or gayi would go for her 
Heck even straightshe is tempting 
Not one of my favorite actresses though  I just like her
See Ginafor which she won her first Globe. . .
Girl Interrupted was aight, i liked her in that one
First time i saw was in Naughty Boysshe married her co-star (1st husband)
Pushing tin was the movie she met Billy Bob (2nd husband)
Don't ask me but i really like billy bobhe is a gr8t actor
A bit nuts too
vescucci, she isn't married to Brad
Though they have a kid together, they also share responsibilities of their adopted kids, maddox, zahara and pax (she sure can pick names) She's just a cool woman!
can be weird and crazywhich is how i generally like them (people that is!)
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Akin007 (m)
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billy bob, nuts; i agree
great; not very
was lovely in bandits with willis.
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iice (f)
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The man who wasn't there was the movie that got me interested in him
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vescucci (m)
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A lotta stuff has been going on here I see. It seems to me Angelina's in real contention to displace poor Antonio in this thread. So akin has a thing going on for Angelina, huh? Well who doesn't? Even iice (straight, bisexual or gay) has go the hots for her! I never knew they were not actually married, she and Brad I mean. I just thought I missed the paparazzi on their marriage plus having a baby and all. Well that explains a lot of things because there isn't a place on earth where those two can go and 'secretly' marry each other.
Girl, interrupted might have been closer to home than people realise for Angie because a lot of people believe she's got a few screws lose, really. Billy Bob, I don't know much about that guy anymore. Since The Alamo, psssshhhh!!!!! disappeared he went. He should by now start thinking about making films too, if you ask me.
iice, weird and crazy? hmmmmn, maybe I'll rate a little on the weird but I don't know about crazy. Pretty regular guy, me.
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Akin007 (m)
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jolie might not b a bad replacement for banderas.
i think she has more than a little screw loose, a little' more than little' if u get what i mean.
the man who wasn't there? thats the coen guys right? (o brother where art thou, ladykillers)? not surprised snyway.
billy has this look like he's ill just like william macy. fragile, undecided n weak. feels more of pity than passion for him
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iice (f)
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akini know what you mean about Bill Macybut he is an amazing actor but not he's not popular like say angelina
Yup she has issuestis why i like her
vescucci, billy bob did direct a movie beforesling blade actually he wrote, directed and acted in it. The screen play won him an oscar. He then went to direct all the pretty horses with your favorite bourne guy Matt and akin's girl Penelope With tepid responseand i guess the experience kindda put him off directing
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Akin007 (m)
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heard about that 1ce(sling blade) a long time ago. shld be 97 or 98 but never came around to watching it. never knew it had such beautiful casts. i go try find am
bill macy; nice guy but as i said earlier, they both make me pity them. like "one day, tins go beta 4 me" look. see macy's looks in wild hogs? dull, ill,
but nice guy 1ce again.
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iice (f)
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hahahaha remember bill macy in boogie nights? sorry man
Gosh i didnt have a good experience with that all the pretty horses of a film!
I was in naija for vacationwe rented some videos
one of them was 'all the pretty horses' for my mother of course (as if anyone of us - brothers n i that is - would have touched that thing with a pole )
So we start to watch it and my mumas usual drifts off, my bro was like he can't watch the moviehella boring. so we switch to another movie
Can you imagine this scenario happening for over 2 weeks like every other day?
we watch it because my mum wants to watch itbut when we get to a part, she sleeps and we switch movies. The movie am happy to say, i do not remember muchit was a horrible experience that i must have suppressed it
The only thing i remembered was some shots in the pond  some shots of horses and of course the stars of the movie
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vescucci (m)
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Talking about H. Macy, huh? Missed out on the show because of my darn browser. Just decided that it didn't want to connect anymore. Not after I decided to leave it to its own devices, it finally had mercy on me and thus,
Well I didn't know Billy directed any movie let alone got an Oscar for his input.
Akin was on point describing William H. Macy as a sorry looking fellow and he seems to act sorry roles too. I also met him in Boogie nights, where I sorta met Wahlberg and Graham too. Talk about a sorry role. Scary movie I saw in my more youthful days. Got to see some scary sh*t! In Magnolia again which seemed to contain everybody in Boogie Nights and a little more. William isn't as unpopular as he seems but it's just that people do not really care about the fellas that don't get the big roles.
iice, very funny scenario with you guys and your mum. I only share books with my mum and that's period. Besides she only seems interested in soaps.
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iice (f)
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Sure he is popular just not well known by name alone. Facially he is recognizablekindda like John C. Reillyyou know him but the name escapes you
Oh i share books with my mum too vescuccibut we are movie lovers in ma family Infact alot of things run in my familymoviesbooksmusicsleep
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Akin007 (m)
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alrite, i let it rest
mum read a lot of shakespare during her time but just a few things interest her now xcept gossip. we do that 2geda alot
still steal a game of scrabble 2geda once in a while sha.
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vescucci (m)
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So we're talking about our folks now, huh? Well, I'm going to make it easy for y'all by likening my people to characters y'all can relate to.
Mon papa: Homer Simpson with more brains
Mon mama: Martha Stewart, but quite nicer
My first younger brother: simply Moi but somewhat upgraded
I have two other brothers who are twins (non-identical): One's a genius and the other's insane (Pinky and Brain)
I now have one little sis who's four and adorable but she's already knows how to use that to get her way.
Snoopy: our dog who's nine next month and a loyal as you can imagine, and that wraps it up!
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Akin007 (m)
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lets leave those old folks alone.
hope u guys gbadun ur weekends?
which movies did u all watch?
mine was soccer all tru, @ worlds end and the evergreen BRAVEHEART.
come lets talk Spacey, Kevin
what do u think of the guy?
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vescucci (m)
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Kevin Spacey, the white haired man! And not quite that old too. I like the guy a lot and think he's very much out of the spotlight nowadays but not like he's been much in it before anyway, more of a playmaker, producing and stuff, though I just know he's into that stuff like Billy Crystal is, but I don't know what I can credit him with except maybe The Big Kahuna with shorty, Devito. His friendship with Sean Penn is a plus for him and indeed anyone else because he's a mover and shaker too who's getting roles that fit him and win him stuff (since Mystic River and I'm Sam). Sean and Kevin did a film about Hollywood secrets or something like that a long time ago, I can't quite remember the title of the film.
Anyways I think I liked Kevin Spacey best in The Negotiator with Samuel L. Jackson and a couple of others but for now can't remember much of his films, do refresh my memory, y'all.
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Akin007 (m)
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k-pax
ordinary decent criminal
negotiator
see no evil, hear no evil
glengary glen ross
se7en
outbreak
the usual suspects
a time to kill
l a confidentiality
superman returns
are u refreshed yet? 
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vescucci (m)
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oooooohh yeah!
I'm more than refreshed because I've not even seen Ordinary Decent Criminal, K-Pax or Glengary Glen Ross. A Time to Kill and L. A. Confidential both skipped my mind. Those were very good ones too. I guess being a massive Russell Crowe fan u'D remember L. A. Confidential.
Me incommunicado for some time I can't avoid, man. U see me had a little prablam with ma cord ina di crib. I kina explian mon. Da tin jus when BOOM!!! me first tot me was going to kaput or samtin but Jah saved me but not ma adaptor which started to smell crispy and make me dizzy. I swear man me was scared in da shitless.
I hope I've been coherent!
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d_chosen1 (m)
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Who the mess is this??? and what's up with the 'me me' stuff HELL NO!!! YOU HAVE NOT BIN COHERENT  |
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Akin007 (m)
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praises to jah fe sparin ya laf
my people perish fe lak of wisdom
but is alrait now n ur message was received
inaman is going to cal ja, tell him 2 bring ya adaptor back 2 laf but take ur life in xchange as u cherish the adaptor more than urs
LOL
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vescucci (m)
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It seems you're better at this carribean stuff than I can ever dream to be. I laughed my ass off at your last sentence. Not a very bad trade; only one problem though. I got to be alive to love my adaptor more, don't I?
As for da chosen one, tut tut tut, you wouldn't understand anything I reckon, because this thread has digressed way off Antonio, but the gist is my adaptor blew away due to a lightning strike which made me fear for dear life. Coherent now?
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d_chosen1 (m)
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I .c
teach me sum of this ya carribean stuff.
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Akin007 (m)
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hid my face al day behind a heavy shelf of work
friends ow una day?
to make matters worse overfed myself at break!
so i'm very uncomfortable and disco-ordinated or maybe it shld be unco-ordinated? abi reco-ordinated?
in short i can't conpose anything meaningful now
c ya'll later
p.s. watched bulletproof monk again on channels tv last night.
what u think of chow yun fat?
ciao 
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sect (m)
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You guys did not mention Once upon a time in mexico, thats still one of my best action movies Antonio banderas,Johnny depp,Williams dafoe,eva mendes,enrique iglesias etc,just check out d stars on parade,if u haven't seen that movie then you've seen nothing.i really miss action & combat movies,new movies usually av much talk & less action unlike d days of terminator,commando,rambo,snake in d monkey/eagle shadow, u can name it.
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Akin007 (m)
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once upon a time in mexico was alrite and i'm sure we musta mentioned it earlier
anyway, nice flick.
depp was fantabulous
I .c
teach me sum of this ya carribean stuff.
ol boy, that one no be small tin o
me sef just de use concept nd format
no be say i sabi
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vescucci (m)
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Yo akin! What's crackalacking ma hommie? How's it hanging over there at REAN, is it? See, you're now down with Bob Marley, huh? I promise I ain't goan rock your boat! why? because you don't want your boat to be rocked, of course. I guess it's in line with all this raggae talk. See the kind of people leaving posts on your thread now, 'sect' and 'the chosen'. Weird fellows, men!
Peace out, my brother. Kingston for life.
P.S. Smoke weed everyday! It's good for you, and it's natural, you know, of the earth!
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lodcoat
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@Akin007
i hane 2 for you and they are once upon a time in mexico and original sin
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Akin007 (m)
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@lodcat
don't seem to get ur gist, cld be clearer?
will genuinely appreciate it if u can.
welcome.
@versc
i'm all good.
wats happening ova dere?
REAN is there o, we are living a day at a time
watz up with 'sect' and 'd_chosen 1'
u know them before?
tanx 4 leaving my boat.
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