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seunx (m)
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Having a quickie or sex at odd places can be scary but quite intriguing.i had one in a library wit a girl and actually had one with someone in the bush believe me it wasnt comfortable but inspiring.so guys n gals lets here your story.there is still more to come from me.
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MILITIA (f)
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@Topic Inside "confession" box with the man of cloth! The ultimate blessing!  |
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pannyman (m)
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i did it on a the concrete rooftop of a 3-storey building once, standing position.lol  |
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bantos (m)
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i'v been waiting to share this achievement
i did mine in a molue
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caustic (f)
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i'v been waiting to share this achievement
i did mine in a molue
HABA ! Alhaji BANTOSzzzzzzzz Molue ko Molue ni ! pssssssssssst ! ONIRO !   Molue for Abuja ?  |
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MILITIA (f)
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@iice You dey laff? The "prayerman" go give you plenty coupons for free gifts for when you reach heaven yonder! You are on the express lane to heaven be that! |
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iice (f)
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Abeg easy on my ribs naw, you wan kill me o! lmao! Express lane lol
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MILITIA (f)
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@Odada How do you think I became "born again"? I even have extra salvation coupons for going straight to heaven. Which one concern you sef? Are you guy not reading the "Iya Sikira and Pastor Koboko" story on this web page? |
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odada (m)
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@militia thats only a story baby!make believe okay,but you---thats the real mc coy girl  i still don't believe you anyways? |
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MILITIA (f)
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@odada Okay oh! he he he |
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Po Deep (m)
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Falling 30 feet above sea level from a plane(without parachutes!!). Try it. Its fun.
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odada (m)
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yeah!its also called "suicide" @po deep @militia aiight girl tell me was it in the states or 9-ja that you had your sessions in the confession box |
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MILITIA (f)
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@Odada In Nigeria of course! |
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MILITIA (f)
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Why you dey shame? Naija don baje finish! The man of cloth said I should come for "special" cleansing oh at 1AM in the church! One of those night virgil things! It was a very razzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz experience! |
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odada (m)
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abeg i would like to hear more!its so good to be true and u allowed him take u?what position did u do it sef?can we chat better on IM yahoo if u don't mind? @militia |
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iice (f)
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Men!!
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MILITIA (f)
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abeg i would like to hear more!its so good to be true and u allowed him take u?what position did u do it sef?can we chat better on IM yahoo if u don't mind? @militia @Odada! Sorry oh! I TOOK HIM! Shooooooooooooot! Do you know how long I had been planning it? Look the first time I entered that church, I knew I was going to "knack' the pastor! It had been ordained! Shikena! We just enter that small box where people dey confess 'things'--- with one small curtain like that. What position? I say the "bobo" carry me like baby! No pot belly at all! I grab im neck come wrap my legs around im waist! It is good to be slim oh! Come see gyration and gymnastics! Na God go bless that pastor! Too bad he is not a pastor any more! Because somebody catch us! he he he he he! Any other questions! In fact you are just making me so horny be re-telling this tale and oga don go work! I beg no put me for wahala oh----come make me go outside for this hot afternoon!  Na only chat you wan chat for yahoo? See im face! Go siddon jare! No try me oh! |
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odada (m)
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If you have something else in mind dear i don't mind?especially when "oga"is not in the picture  holla at this player @militia |
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MILITIA (f)
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@odada I thought as much! I will take a rain check on that offer for a cold winter night! Can I bring "Logan" along?  |
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rikkyjen (m)
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@ MILITIA Chei, see as Man pikin Pastor Fall Yakata due to the exotic nature of women. How did you manipulate this guy to the extent that he couldn't resist sowing his oats in the church? MILITIA, E be like say you carry fire for head abi? with heavy duty bag for chest, with sumptous ass abi? . Devil go dey laff as 'em catch una . So na you them send to break this pastor ministry.chei So after them catch una wetin happen? Am sure they chased Y'all out of the confession box with Holy water aiight? |
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Freewilly (f)
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* subscribing to thread*
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MILITIA (f)
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@rikkyjen Na wah oh! Shame catch us no be small. Well I had enough "curves" in the right places to attract the pastor. No be man? Any man or woman can fall with the right "pressure"! Adam fell ke not to talk of naija man. Most men around the world cannot resist a piece of "eve's " apple.  I did not ever go back to that church oh! I avoided the pastor at all cost. However the church settled the wahala--I never bothered to find out. If na you, you go go back there? Lai Lai Oh----------I tear race! I prayed about it and asked for God's forgiveness. Not something I will ever do again. But the experience was freaky sha! We all learn from our mistake abi?  |
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bantos (m)
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@caustic
THE MORE YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU SEE
Didnt it occur to you that there is molue in Abj? Go and find out.
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rikkyjen (m)
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@rikkyjen Na wah oh! Shame catch us no be small. Well I had enough "curves" in the right places to attract the pastor. No be man? Any man or woman can fall with the right "pressure"! Adam fell ke not to talk of naija man. Most men around the world cannot resist a piece of "eve's " apple. I did not ever go back to that church oh! I avoided the pastor at all cost. However the church settled the wahala--I never bothered to find out. If na you, you go go back there? Lai Lai Oh----------I tear race! I prayed about it and asked for God's forgiveness. Not something I will ever do again. But the experience was freaky sha! We all learn from our mistake abi? Muhahaha, MILITIA, carry go! Straffing 4 church? the thing still dey surprise me oooooooo, abi you put anything inside your Kongo? or you attach NEPA transformer inside? . I always hear people falling like that, but that Pastor own too much. Make i ask you sef, your husband sabi all this sexcapades? |
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MILITIA (f)
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Make i ask you sef, your husband sabi all this sexcapades? I tell am after we marry oh! Definitely not before! I dey craze Transformer ke? My dear, look---------some things just happen like that! Like they say over here "sh*t happens"!  |
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rikkyjen (m)
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You tell am? I dey like all this kind marriages. If your Own tory be like this, i wonder how Oga story go be? Oga sef 4 don shine all kind of Kongos prior to meeting ya. Una fit well well, because most men can't stand a woman with a past crazy sex life and for your Husband to give you 3 pikins just like that and yet no shaking, then its either truly you get captivating and Magical Kongo that makes men fall or You dey rub some kind cream on your Kongo (Jazz) , or you gat mad skills (i.e, You sabi twitch your legs 4 bed, You sabi moan or You sabi wrap your legs well-well like chicken) Its either one of them, Oya, which one be your speciality? E be like say Oga sef don straff Imam daughter inside mosque too, so scores na the same, una sexcapades even out! because i no understand una compatibility oooo? |
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MILITIA (f)
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You tell am? I dey like all this kind marriages. If your Own tory be like this, i wonder how Oga story go be? Oga sef 4 don shine all kind of Kongos prior to meeting ya. Una fit well well, because most men can't stand a woman with a past crazy sex life and for your Husband to give you 3 pikins just like that and yet no shaking, then its either truly you get captivating and Magical Kongo that makes men fall or You dey rub some kind cream on your Kongo (Jazz) , or you gat mad skills (i.e, You sabi twitch your legs 4 bed, You sabi moan or You sabi wrap your legs well-well like chicken) Its either one of them, Oya, which one be your speciality? E be like say Oga sef don straff Imam daughter inside mosque too, so scores na the same, una sexcapades even out! because i no understand una compatibility oooo?
Na you sabi oh! Like they say sometimes "opposites attract" and "birds of a feather-----------"! It is all good! The secret is that we are not fake people! We do not pretend to be what we are not! Who cares about one's past? No wonder most marriages do not last! Worrying about what does not concern you instead of facing your own life! Always playing "holy holy"! We work hard to keep our marriage going----not by deceiving each other! We are real people! Then we have 3 beautiful kids we both adore and will die for? Look, some of us understand what it means to be committed in a marriage okay? Not these fly by night Nairaland sme sme relationships! It is all about love, committment, honesty, respect, consideration, maturity, hardwork, good home training and good sex of course! I married a "man" not a "boy"! We have a lot of fun together---it is called having a soul mate! Understand? You cannot buy that in the market oh! At least my marriage is successful ---so far---knock on wood![/b] You think say God dey sleep? I say with all una holy holy and righteousness, let me see how many of you will make it to the altar! You think marriage is to make noise? I say make una try! Go and prove yourselves and stop criticizing what you do not have or understand! I do not believe in jazz, thank you! Never seen a what a babalawo or dibia looks like--except in Nigerian movies! Do not need all that rubbish in my life! I am blessed! Thank you father! |
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moondust (m)
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@Topic
Inside "confession" box with the man of cloth! The ultimate blessing! the things people joke about |
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